Wait A Minute How Did I Die From A Message?! Are You Kidding Me?!

After watching the 30 seconds ad and verifying myself i sighed and looked at Yag The Gay God and said " You better reincarnate me with the most powerful skill. Do you Understand?!"

He said " I-its not under my control to select your skill it will depend on your luck and karma and will be decided by the Universal Karma Records but I'll try my best."

I was stunned by his words 'Try my best? You can't even control your powers and you'll try your best? best with what exactly? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? '

I calmed my anger by thinking about the harem I'll be creating and told him " Okay i can't wait any longer reincarnate me fast!!!."

Yag smiled and extended his hand and said "Okay have a safe journey"and my body started turning into white dust it looked i was dying.wait a minute how did i die in my first life?!? I couldn't remember anything after i opened the message my memories are blurred. before i fully turned to dust I looked at Yag and asked him " How did I die and what was the message i got?"

He didn't say anything and smiled at me and kissed me on my cheek. I froze and remembered the message i got before dying my whole soul was shaking remembering the message.

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Somewhere in a one room apartment filled with crushed papers and alot of tissues there was a phone with a image on its screen. And it was the image of a certain male god in laced bikini.