The Prophesied Bicycle

For David, he was currently undergoing a soul wrenching torture just by witnessing such an event, not because he was against such relationship, but because he couldn't get it up! He was extremely agitated due to the fact that he doesn't have the most important advance cognitive biological fleshly tool! The most important tool that defines a man!

'Oh lord, please end my suffering! What did I do to deserve this?' He thought while crying inwardly. Though that didn't stop him from taking an eyeful of the playful duo on the bed, and the ongoing moaning, he couldn't close his ears even if he wanted to, well that was because he didn't have, but that's not the point. The point was that there is simply no way to avoid being a spectator between the private matters of the two lovers.

The lustful moaning sound of the two woman echoed throughout the immortal cave abode, Mei, the sword maid squealed ecstatically while Luo Rin went down on her. But at this point, David Lee couldn't see any more action because he was placed in a weird angle, the two lovers went further out of site to play some more and all he could do now was listen in enviusly.

"Master, do you want to taste my 'sweet and salty' tea?" Mei said seductively.

"I always wanted to try your 'sweet and salty' tea, I will lick up every last corner of your juicy tea, hehe" Luo Ru said before licking down towards the forbidden nether-region.

"Oh, aaaaAAAH, maaa... massSTER!" Mei's excitedly screamed out while spreading her legs. David didn't know what was going down, but he was regrettably sulking as he didn't get to witness such a show. It wasn't that he was a pervert, but he was extremely bored and hated the fact that he now has penile erectile dysfunction.

"That Dong Bei idiot, just because he is the son of the vice sect leader, he thinks he can act arrogant in front of you, he even wanted to offer you his expired 'sweet and salty' tea, I bet it would had tasted extremely bitter, pah!" Mei, ranted on angrily in frustration.

"Now now, lets forget about him, anyway, that fool Tao Min obviously wanted to pluck my peach, but only you are allowed to pluck my peach, my love" Just when David was about to zone out and turn off his consciousness to sleep, he heard Luo Ru say that statement, and sighed angrily, he inwardly complained about how long they were taking to make love and how they take turn pleasuring each other, he just wanted them to hurry up so he can be taken to his new master already.

Somewhere in the Divine Relics Sect, in another immortal cave abode...

"Why did you back that bitch up? We could had punished her and that maid for going against an elder" Dong Bei rambled on and on, but the person receiving these complaints maintained a nonchalant expression.

"Don't worry, that woman will soon know her place, but it's too early to make a move, I think you are forgetting that my master is still alive, although he is old and sick, he still have enough strength to take on your father, the vice sect leader, should they ever go in conflict" A stern cold voice entered the old man's ears.

"And, I think that you are forgetting, Luo Ru is mine, I will make her my wife even if I have to do it forcefully, I will cut down anyone who has 'eyes' on my property" The voice said coldly, his piercingly dark brown eyes stared down the older man, making the room drop in temperature.

"I understand... Tao Min" Dong Bei said while shivering.

Three hours later...

Finally they were finished and properly presented themselves professionally, they both showered and dressed, Luo Ru looked like a cold, but kind fairy goddess, and Mei looked like a loyal servile sword maid. No one will ever stop to think, that these two woman were actually sexually active behind closed door. Because to the outside world, everyone would think that they are both innocent virgins.

Now that the nightmare was done with, David no longer had to think about his impotency any longer, he looked forward onto how the future of his life would go, hopefully he finds a way to improve his stats, maybe he could one day go back home? But wouldn't it be a joke if he were to visit his sister as a bicycle?

David was now being carried once again by the sword maid, and they were both following behind Luo Ru. They journeyed towards the uppermost peak of the mountain, the highest building towering over the sect. This was the Sect Leaders abode, her fathers place.

On the way, very few disciples could be seen in the area, this was because only cultivators with the highest clearance are about to roam in this area, such as core disciples and core elders.

"Welcome back home" A few core disciples greeted along the way, the two woman respectively greeted in return and continued on their way, they finally made it towards the Divine Towering Steps, this stairs lead towards the abode of the Sect Leader, the steps were many miles long, which continued on towards the peak.

David was especially excited as the two woman made their way up, only because he was carried on the back of the sword maid, he could oversee not only the whole sect, but also the whole city. This sight was awe-inspiring as for a small moment, he felt like an emperor overseeing an entire network of power and wealth, he could see many shiny towering buildings, large lakes, small dots of moving ants, which were people.

He could see flying ships scattering across the vast sky, homes, businesses, dojo's, mortals and cultivators scatter the across the land. This was until he was beyond the clouds, the two woman had quickly reached the peak of the mountain, and made it towards the large building sitting at the end of the steps.

Once they reach the doorstep, the building was finally in sight, David saw that the building was like an East Asian pagoda, glittered in red, green and gold paint with stone statues of dragons resting outside like guard dogs beside the the giant front door.

There were only two guards situated outside the building, keeping watch for any intruders, or any people that didn't have the clearance to be there. But this time, the two woman were let in by the guards, perhaps the guards already knew that they would be visiting today.

The pagoda had just three floors, but today, David would only see the first floor, because this is where the Sect Leader was staying, the two floors up had secrets that no one but the Sect Leader had access to, the first floor had paintings of previous sect leaders posted on the wall, and in total, there were about 148 paintings.

David was fascinated by these paintings, they all had their names engraved at the bottom, and most of these previous sect leaders had the family name of Luo, the same family name as Luo Ru. So, she came from a family of leaders and with a family history like this, it was no accident that she became so strong at a young age.

Once entering the main room of the first floor, David saw a wrinkly old man with long grey hair, he was fairly skinny and looked to be sitting at the edge of his lifespan. He was quietly reading through an old notebook, perhaps it was a personal journal since he was smiling every now and then.

The two woman did not dare interrupt his reading session and stayed as quiet as possible. Even though Luo Ru was standing before her father, she was still intimidated him, his every breathe was filled with a passive, but powerful spiritual aura.

Standing across from the old man was a middle age painter, painting a portrait similar to the ones posted on the walls, and with one last stroke, the painting was done, it was a strikingly similar to the old man, but the painting was a few inches younger, and he had black hair instead grey.

"Sect Leader, I have completed the painting at your request" The middle age man said with a smile, happy at his completed work, and underneath the completed painting, was a name engraved.

'Luo Han'

"I see, you will be graciously compensated for the work done, but for now, may I have the room please" Luo Han said softly.

"At your wish" The middle age man bowed before leaving the room, he greeted Luo Ru with a smile, but blatantly ignored Mei on his way out, this caused the sword maid to frown in displeasure.

Almost nobody knew, but before she was a maid, she was a newly advanced inner disciple, She came from a humble background and was talented enough to rise from the outer ring to the inner ring.

One day, she was randomly grouped to be on a sect mission, with Luo Ru as the team leader, Luo Ru was fairly impressed by her and decided to hire her as a sword maid.

Whatever happened on that trip, was unknown, but Mei became a loyal servant overnight even though she was a hot blooded cultivator, wanting to rise in standings to stand tall as a powerful being, she became a natural combat maid, serving her master in any 'way'. She was an elite member of the sect, though there was a large gap between her and Luo Ru, she dislike being disregarded by the masses as just an ordinary maid.

"I see you came back from the mission I sent you on, did you accomplish it?" Luo Han said with a neutral expression.

"Yes, the immortal ruins was there as you said, how did you even find such a place? It was hidden underneath an ordinary small forest, we dug a hole towards the ground and found the entrance to the ruins, at the end, there was a large loot of treasures that any large power like our own, would benefit unimaginably" Luo Ru said softly.

"It doesn't matter how I found it, I'm glad you came back safely, but let me filter through the treasures, but you will only get 20% of the wealth, the rest will be held in the sect treasure vault, furthermore, do you have the gift you promised for your sister?"

"What? But I risked my life for those treasures!" Luo Ru groaned.

"Yes, but word will spread about what you did, and all the elders will come looking for you to spit it out, it's better this way... Now, the gift?" Luo Han said with a guilty expression, he knew all too well that his daughter would not be able to handle being pressured by so many people from every side, loyalty is something invisible, the sect elders may come for his daughter since he is growing weaker every day, he couldn't help but sigh helplessly.

Luo Ru angrily threw her spatial ring towards the ground, but she kept the black hook-like sword and stormed out of the room.

"This is the gift we chose for Luo Rei, Sect Leader" The sword maid said respectively while handing David over to the old man, the old man looked at the weird tool with a bizarre gaze before motioning the maid to leave.

David couldn't help but shiver as the old man stroked him.

"So this is the relic that has been prophesied?" He said while stroking his beard with one hand, and the bar of the bicycle with his other.

Meanwhile, outside the main room, and into the hallway.

"Wait, master, he means well" Mei caught up to Luo Ru, but paused on foot, because she saw that her master was glaring at another person before her.

"It's nice to see you younger sister Luo Ru, and you too, Mei" A soft sweet voice echoed out from the other side, this voice came from the newcomer.

"Luo Rei, you bitch!" Luo Ru screamed while pointing her sword towards her twin sister.