LX: Might's Discuss (6).

"Are you tired of your current world? You kill a young master, then his father, grandfather, ancestor, master, that master's master, the sect leader, the sect's ancestor, and then you find out that sect was the weakest branch of a larger sect, and you have to start all over again?

Or worse, have you already reached the pinnacle of absolute power in your current world? Is the system that helped you no longer giving you adequate missions, or has the ancestor from millions of years ago run out of advice to give you because you have already done everything and accomplished everything?

Tell me, would you like to... start over? Well, you're in luck! Our reincarnation and rebirth service is on sale for a limited time. On Sale! You heard that right, on sale, we have a 30% discount this season. 

Do you want to be reborn into an interesting world full of new vibrant adventures, beautiful waifus, dazzling treasures, and mystical artifacts? Just perform this ritual, yes, this simple ritual, and you'll be in line for our service.

What, you want to customize your appearance, skills, and world history? Of course, you do, everything is possible for a small fee, of course, don't wait, we are waiting for you.

If you do the ritual and you are one of the first 50, we can create a perfect environment for a harem, what is better than hundreds of girls ready to be with you harmoniously? Do the ritual now, don't miss this opportunity!" 

Saitama was confused by the strange video that appeared on his phone, he didn't know why and if these things were real or not, but it had been a long time since anything interesting happened to him, and the last thing that happened was that he met a strange robot human who now lived with him.

"What if it works?" our bald friend wondered aloud... no, our beautifully haired friend, of course, it works, the author did not write this paragraph under threat, of course not. 

After buying a few things he was missing and performing a simple ritual, Saitama felt 'something' grab hold of him and pull him along. Then he appeared in a strange office. 

In front of him stood a woman in a black office suit, her blonde hair was a bit greasy and she had thick dark circles under her eyes, she also had a cigarette in her mouth, not caring about the possible no-smoking rules. She looked at Saitama apathetically at first, thinking he was an idiot... .... until she felt him right.

Was that a human? Hell, no, she was standing in front of a fucking god, and one of those scary ones at that. How could such a terrible being come before her through such a trivial ritual?

"Sir... do you need the services we offer?" the woman asked after a while, so nervous that she didn't even feel that her cigar was finished.

Saitama simply sat comfortably in front of the desk and looked curiously at the classical office in front of him, but when he heard the woman's question, he turned his gaze to her, a rather flat one at that.

Being watched by those 'unfathomable eyes' made the woman feel like she could die, and why would such a being want her services? She could easily create and destroy universes, a simple custom rebirth would be easy for her.

So, in the absence of answers from Saitama, the woman did the smartest thing, she called her superior. Soon, through the door came a glowing gas cloud full of eyes that, upon noticing Saitama, recognized him almost immediately.

"Oh, you are one of those beings, welcome to the big picture, Sir Saitama," the mist greeted, extending a kind of tentacle that differentiated into a human-like palm and offering it to the quizzical Saitama. 

"I don't understand what you're talking about," Saitama replied, but he shook the strange creature's hand out of curiosity. Yes, this hand felt just as he had imagined, as if it were made of rubber.

"Don't worry, let me explain carefully. You may have never been in contact with the Omniverse before, and it is possible that the signal from our commercial leaked into your world and you received it. This usually happens when you are a special being in your universe.

And if you analyze your universe, you are the strongest being in it, which in itself makes you special. In the future, you might be able to access the Omniverse with your power, but now you have taken a shortcut, although that is not a problem. 

Come, I'll give you this book so you can understand everything," the gas cloud full of eyes said, handing Saitama a thick book with the title 'Omniverse Traveler's Guide: Everything You Need to Know'. It was the 42nd edition, by the way, and the cover was made of Void Dragon Skin, giving the book a purple color. 

As he was led through the corridors of this company's building, Saitama saw many interesting people and creatures, but a green-haired boy with three swords and a lost face caught his attention. 

Saitama felt that he might find what he wanted here, a really serious fight, one that would make him sweat, bleed, and feel alive again. So he asked his new guide where there were powerful people. 

"Well, at the moment there are many powerful beings gathered in a stadium-like place where Lord Referi, who is showing his latest show, is performing; you can meet powerful people there, make friends, and if you want both, fight", the guide said, and sponsored Saitama's appearance himself, feeling that this was a very good choice.

...

"Boss, who was that big god?" the blonde worker asked at the beginning, causing all the eyes in the gas cloud to narrow for a moment before answering.

"An absolute monster who thrives on the power of the enemy, ignoring his special powers and relying only on his flesh to shatter even the light that travels from the farthest reaches of space. 

Don't mess with him, for he is one of the few beings in the entire omniverse whose abilities can reach infinite heights," having said that, the cloud left the woman alone, who ended up sighing.

"Damn... I should have given him my contact method," the woman muttered to herself before resuming her work, having to reincarnate another stupid person in a stupid classical isekai-style world with her stupid desires. What a stupid life.

...

Saitama sat at a table and watched the spectacle in front of him, and although interesting things happened, they did not hold his attention, his gaze was constantly drawn to those humanoid beings who possessed great power.

He did not look at these indescribable beings because he did not understand what they were, and since he did not want to understand, they simply did not exist for him, denying any mimetic, psychological, or mental effect they possessed. 

He saw two men, one tall and one short, with an incredible amount of energy in them, constantly arguing with each other, and eating a lot of food as if their stomachs were bottomless. He looked at a boy in golden armor who looked quite strong.

A red-haired man with a huge hammer also caught his eye, as well as another red-haired man who seemed to be a demon from what he heard. A blond guy with a fisherman's cap and a relaxed look noticed his gaze and gave him a smile, which he smiled back at.

He looked at many interesting beings and even saw a man who didn't look very strong, compared to those guys who were able to destroy planets with one attack of course, no, this guy was a pretty normal human in his eyes, but he had a strangely powerful atmosphere about him, so Saitama approached him.

"Hello, my name is Saitama, I see you are a human like me," Saitama said kindly, extending his hand in greeting.

The man looked at Saitama and returned the greeting with a rather strong handshake. Then, sensing the extraordinary strength of our friend who is a hero for fun, the man began to laugh. 

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! My name is Hanma, Yujiro Hanma, nice to meet you," the ogre replied with a hint of politeness in his voice. 

Usually, he was more arrogant and uninhibited, but the guy in front of him was an absolute monster and his experience told him so, so he decided to be polite because he might be a bastard, but he was a classy one.

"Have a seat, I see you're new here," Yujiro offered, which Saitama accepted without much trouble.

"Yes, even though I read the book they gave me, I still don't understand many things, but there are a lot of strong people here and I would like to fight them," Saitama replied without much thought, making Yujiro burst out laughing.

"That's the spirit! There's a plethora of gods, immeasurable beings, powerful humans, powerful aliens, and beings that even represent concepts. If you've read manga, comics, played video games, watched movies or series, cartoons or anime, books, or even fanfics out there, there are many existences that we might consider unreal or fictional. 

Even me, technically I belong to a manga that later became an anime, maybe you are like that too. I'll introduce you to some people so you know who they are.

Look at that couple over there, they are Son Goku and Vegeta, from a manga called Dragon Ball. They are powerful, and destroying planets with a little energy isn't impossible it's easy for them.

That one over there is called Seiya, and he's a golden saint or something. That guy with the tuft of hair on his forehead is Superman, from some American comic book," Yujiro patiently explained to Saitama about many of the present beings who were watching the show or doing their business.

Saitama's eyes gradually regained the determined glow he had lost, a change that Yujiro noticed because he could somehow understand what Saitama was going through, and as some chick-lit novels say, "Invincibility is lonely. 

So the two of them became friends, and even though Saitama wanted to have a good fight, he knew that this was not the time for it, because even if he was powerful and had infinite potential, he could still die, after all, there are things beyond infinity. 

...

In an unknown world, in an unknown place, a highly technological society developed, and now, in their eagerness to seek new things, they began to explore not only space but other worlds. 

This civilization collided not only with many other civilizations in space, but also with those of other worlds, and at one point it was almost destroyed. But the spark ignited by a thaumaturge capable of traveling across universes revived this civilization, which returned to explore the world once again.

The Alchemist civilization, composed of High Humans, had faced strange aliens, conscious machines, powerful magicians, and DAO cultivators, and even clashed briefly with a strange civilization of beings called Necrons.

Now, their eager eyes widened to a new world, though this one seemed much more alert and strange than the previous ones, that would not stop the Alchemist civilization from invading it, for unless they became extinct, they would not stop.

A certain thaumaturge with bright blue eyes and a huge hat looked curiously at the screen displaying the various reincarnations. As she sipped her drink, she looked with a smile at the screen showing the moon, especially the advanced team sent by the civilization she helped to reincarnate.

"The idiot author stopped writing my story for this one, at least he deigned to write me again in this chapter... let's see what will happen between his new protagonist and the traces left by me, his old protagonist," the woman named Jackeline said.

Do you want to know what else will happen in this interesting story? Wait here for more chapters, you won't regret it.

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AN: Hey! The last chapter of today, tomorrow the last two chapters, and then, the normal upload! Enjoy and comment, please!