Embarrassing Time Skip and Earth

So, yeah, I'm heading to Earth now. It has finally appeared, the beginning of my goal. I plan on making a nice entrance, hopefully scaring a few people for my own amusement.

Hm, what happened to going to Metamor you ask?

*DEEP BLUSH

Yeahhhh, not gonna talk about it. That shit was way to embarrassing. I have some pride left you know. I spent years at that god forsaken planet. Hell no, never going back there. Now I know why Vegeta hated the fusion dance. And believe it or not, that was just the beginning of a very long ritual that I'm never doing again.

Hmph. Okay back on track. I've yet to reach super saiyan due to my "vacation" and my power level is still the same. All I did was fucking dance for months! 'Okay, calm down Okara. You are still sane... Probably.'

I'm pretty close to Earth now, and I see that it's pretty tiny compared to Planet Vegeta. It shouldn't be too far from the birth of Gohan, my nephew. I calmly exhale, and raise my power level 1,200. I'm ready I believe.

My space pod hits the atmosphere, and I feel the pod tremble a little. Not bad for a tiny planet. I know the best fighters on the planet probably don't even know I'm here. Maybe I should increase my power.

My pod lands after a moment, barely jerking me. Weak gravity I guess. I open my pod and slowly rise from it. 'Hm, looks like I landed in a forest,' I think to myself. I make sure my remote for my pod is with me, and I lock her up.

I rise a bit to see over the forest, wondering about what to do. I know about Kami of course. He is probably my best bet to make the greatest impact, I believe.I close my eyes and focus. Searching with my spirit, I notice a few different ki levels higher than the rest of the planet.

After searching for a few seconds, I notice a ki higher in the sky, a long ways away from me. I look closer, and I feel someone looking at me. Our mystic eyes meet, and I grin at him. I start flying right at him at a high speed, ready to meet a so called god.

I am of course, extremely fast, so I make it to the lookout easily. Kami is standing in the middle, waiting patiently. I land in front of him, wondering what he could be thinking.

"Hello, distant traveler. Do I speak with a friend, or foe this day," Kami says to me. I look at him for awhile longer, and unravel my tail, increasing my power by a decent amount, topping 10,000 easily, and then I hide it quickly. Basically, I just flashed him.

"..."

He pales a bit, and let me tell you, that is saying a lot, being that he is green and all. "I am a friend. I merely wish to greet the Guardian of Earth."

"Now, on to business, because I'm a little anxious. I come from the planet, Vegeta. I am a saiyan warrior, and I wish to become a citizen here. Maybe cause a little trouble, but it will be on good faith."

Kami sweat drops, staring intensely. "What do you mean by that?" I grin at Kami, getting excited for my plan. "Well, first, let me introduce myself. My name is Okara, sister of Kakarot. Though, you probably know him by a different name, Goku." Kami's eyes widen greatly, and his jaw drops.

*Two Days Later

I hear nothing but wind, standing in the middle of the desert. After talking with Kami about my little plan, he agreed. So here I am, fixing to play the villain.

I'm just waiting on the signal, where Kami is supposed to tell me when to start destroying shit. I'm currently at the power level of 1,800, which Kami said would be a good foreboding to Earth's greatest fighters.

After what seems like hours, I feel a mental signal from Kami, which makes me grin. I spread my arms out and laugh like a crazy bitch. "Double Sunday!"

*BOOM!!!

I launched one of my brothers attacks, and hit a mountain, the one I've been looking at for about an hour. I start flying up a bit, and start blasting indiscriminately. I'm mainly just aiming at nearby places that looks like a great place for people to live, but I made sure no one is actually living there.

"Shining blaster"

*BOOM!!!

'Whoops,' I think. I just killed a group of dinosaurs. I just laugh maniacally, getting ready for another attack. "Dragons Blast!!!"

*BOOM!!!!!

Well, there went that Island... Oh well. I finally decide to hit the button on my scouter, which I was lucky enough to find inside my pod awhile back. It activates, and I follow the targets on the screen.

"Heh, It seems they are coming, 6 of them. I will go ahead and start the surprise then." I slowly drop to the ground, and cross my arms. I carefully put a smirk on, making me seem more like the evil sister.

As the plan is supposed to go, Kami called on each of Earth's heros to stop an alien from space. A powerful entity that looks human, but has a tail marking the difference. This way, Kakarot knows that we may have some type of relation.

After waiting for over 20 minutes, they appear. Kakarot is in the lead on his nimbus cloud. Piccolo, Tien, Yamcha, Krillen, and Chiaotzu are following close behind. They are all looking at me, which makes me smirk even more.

They land in front of me and all of them get into a fighting stance. "Oh, what do we have here. A bunch of weaklings, standing before me." Kakarot has a frown on his face after I say this. For the first time I finally hear my brother's voice.

"I don't know what you want, or why you are here. But we can't allow you to hurt anyone. Prepare yourself." I stare at him, shocked. He has to know about the difference between us. How can he be so calm and brave?

"Hm, you look familiar to me. Exactly like father actually. Tell me, have you ever had a tail?" My brother's eyes narrow, but he nods slowly, "Yes, I used to have a tail. But I had it removed a long time ago."

"Ah. That explains why you haven't completed your mission. With no tail, then you cannot transform on the night of a full moon. And the fact that you don't seem to remember anything? Did you ever suffer a head injury in your life?" Again he nods.

*SIGH

"Well, let me explain your mission then. You were supposed to wipe out all life forms on this planet, Kakarot. And yes, Kakarot is your given name. I am your twin sister, Okara. I came to this planet to help you complete your objective, brother."

Kakarot's face pales considerably. He looks downright horrified to be honest. "Why would I ever help you!" Jeez, didn't have to shout bro, that hurts. I pout a bit. Kakarot gets serious all of a sudden and speaks with anger, "This is my home, and these are my friends. Earth is under my protection, so why don't you just beat it. We don't want outsiders here, especially ones wanting to hurt people."

I frown at him, and just shrug. "It's your funeral, brother. I hope you are prepared to die," I say. I start walking towards him, and shoot forward. I go after three eyes first, punching him in the gut.

I stand while he gasps. He falls to his knees, and I feel Piccolo move towards me. I quickly spin around, knocking his hand away. I throw a quick roundhouse to his face, and he gets buried In some rocks.

I see Kakarot coming to hit me, but I dash around him, picking Krillen up. I hit him with my head, knocking him out in an instant. I spin again, punching Chiaotzu, making him pass out.

I dodge my head to the side, and grab the arm that just missed my head. I flip Kakarot over my shoulder, slamming him into the ground. I cringe a bit, hearing him scream in pain. 'Shit, sorry brother. Wasn't actually trying to do that so hard.'

I look at Yamcha, and I just teleport in front of him, flicking his head back. Instant KO. Just like that, everyone but Goku is knocked out. He is in pain, and he is watching helplessly as I smirk at him. I walk over to Krillen, and point at him, powering up a ki blast. I look at my brother and shout, "Say goodbye to your little friend, hahaha!"

He reaches his hand out and cries out, " Noooooooo!!!"

I just stare at him with a raised eyebrow. My blast fades away, and I start laughing. I hold my stomach as I do so. After a few minutes of getting my kicks, I sigh. I look at the midget whom I'm now holding up by his shirt. I slap him softly, "Oi, wake up little man, nap time is over."

Krillen jerks awake, and now he is staring at me wide eyed. I put him down, and just shake my head. I look at my brother again and shake my head at him, "Honestly, y'all are a lot weaker than I thought. You should seriously train more, Goku."

His eyes widen even more. "Wh-, what's going on?" I just smile at him, an honest smile this time. "Kami, you can heal them now. My test is over." Kami steps out, and starts handing out sensu beans.

After everyone is awake and standing, I look at Kami. "So, what did you think? Good test to prove a point, yes?" Kami nods with a smile. "Indeed, Okara. Goku, the lesson you were meant to learn today is this. If you aren't always prepared to fight things beyond your imagination, then also know you can lose everything you care about. Your sister made short work of all of you, and I bet she wasn't even trying. Am I correct, Okara?

"Indeed, that is true, Kami. Brother, look at me." His eyes look into mine. I move towards him, and he gets into a stance again. I just click my tongue at him.

When I get to him, our eyes are a few inches apart. I let my emotions show now, and tears fall easily. He completely drops his guard, not knowing what to do. I jump forward, hugging him tightly. His arms wrap around me in response, and all I can do is sob in his arms.

I've noticed I cry a lot, but this is different. I'm so happy, I can't contain it. He has been patting my back this whole time, and it seems everyone has been watching this, clearly uncomfortable.

*SNIFF

I back away from my brother, and wipe my eyes. "Ahem. Sorry about that. I was just happy to finally reunite with you. It's been a long time." Krillen bristles at that, and shouts, "Then why did you freaking attack us!!!"

I look at him for a sec. "Well Krillen, that is how I was able to show my love, you know. I'm a saiyan, and I talk better with my fists sometimes. It was sort of a tradition to trade blows between members of the saiyan race so they come come to an understanding between one another. I would never actually try to hurt Kakarot, and that means I would never hurt his friends. And today doesn't count. That was me giving a greeting between fellow warriors."

Everyone was just looking at me like I was crazy. Except my brother of course. "Hahaha, I like that. Well, sis, since you seem to be pretty cool, do you want to come over. My wife is a great cook, and if you are like me, then you can eat a lot I bet."

I smile, and chuckle a little at that. "I would be honored to meet my sister in-law. And yeah, I can definitely eat a lot," I say with a smirk. Kakarot grins widely and says, "Well, no time like the present. Lets go." He pumps his hand into the air and calls for his nimbus. I just smile and turn to his friends.

"It was a pleasure meeting you all. And don't worry, we won't have to fight again. From this day forward I'm on my brother's side." I look at Piccolo and narrow my eyes at him. "That especially goes for you. If you try to take over the world, you are totally going to die," I threaten, releasing my power close to the 20,000 mark. I pull it in when I see him cower.

I walk to my brother who is already on his cloud, and I jump up behind him, sitting down wrapping my arms around him. 'Never knew the Nimbus would be so soft and comfy.'

The cloud raises up, and it hovers for a moment. We say bye to all of my brother's friends, and we take off. I'm still holding him, thinking, 'I will never allow my family to be destroyed again. I will protect it, no matter what.'