Some Classic Family Banter

I took out my Phone and saw a text from Alex, Now normally I'd just ignore it but this time it caught my Attention.

Alex: James... I might Have messed up.

James: What?

"Jarvis what did she do"

"Sir, She Became Over confident in her abilities, so much so That she decided to Hack into a Bank and steal Money from it as a pure test, She asked no begged me not to inform you about it..."

"Damn Jarvis"

"Not to worry sir, I assessed this as a learning Experience for Young Alex, and decided to let her do it"

"Still you should have informed me first"

"I am sorry Sir, Next Time i shall avoid such a Misjudgment"

Well his code has not collapsed on its self yet, and I know what I had coded, Jarvis is a assisting tool not like Ultron and Jarvis does not have complete sentience anyways.

"Sigh... How Bad did she mess this up?"

"... She Stole 500,000 Dollars from the Bank wired to Overseas Accounts"

"Oh.. So she did not cover her traces?"

"No sir she did cover her traces, But the thing is that She didnt do it well enough"

"Haha... Oh Boy she sure is something"

"So did the authorities start looking into it yet? Cause once this turns into a physical matter then we are gonna have some problems"

"The Bank has not found out about this yet"

I chuckled to myself wondering what we both have against the governments money and picked up the phone to see, how Alex seemed to be typing stopping and then typing again, She seemed indecisive so I just wrote first.

James: Alex what if I tell Mom and Dad you just stole 500 grand?

Alex: You wouldn't

James: You Bet I would

Alex: ... Okay please dont tell them anything I was gonna return it, It was only a test.

James: Right, then just return it what's the matter?

Alex: well I would but I dont know how to and now its just sitting in some random bank account I made...

Oh... ha.

James: So you are telling me you did this impulsively...

Alex: .... I got to excited and wanted to try it out, I'm sorry

James: you also didnt do a great job at covering up your traces you know.

Alex: What? No i did.

James: Trust me it's not as good as you think it is, Anyways Jarvis can Handle the return of the Money and removal of all traces... You are lucky the Bank has not noticed this and started a physical investigation yet.

"Jarvis Return the Money and remove all traces"

"On it sir"

Alex: Thank you... Hey James I have a question.

James: Hmm what?

Alex: you just mentioned Jarvis can erase all traces and return the Money back to the Bank didnt you.

"Oh yea, She must have caught on"

Alex: You didnt let Jarvis work for some company to secure there network to earn that money did you.

James: I am gonna tell Mom and Dad what you had just done if you continue with your thought process, I swear...

Alèx: Oh My God! You actually stole! How much did you take.

"Ugh, I am about two seconds away from inventing some kind of Men in Black Memory wipe Device"

James: Alex, Not another Word to anyone.

Alex:oh my God you actually did, How much did you take I swear on God I wont tell anyone.

James: Not Happening

Alex: Come on please! I wont mention it to anyone I swear just come on tell me ;)

James: If you tell this to anyone I will invent a memory wipe device and use it on you Okay.

Alex: I Promise I wont tell another soul about it, Now come on tell me.

James: 2 Billion or something

Alex: ....

Alex: ....

Alex: ....

Alex: What!!!!.

James: Not a word.

Alex: Mhm not a word.

James: Good.

"Sir would you like me to show you her reaction?"

"Hmm, I would Like that"

I was actually feeling kind of proud as a big brother right now, A video appeared infront of me showing Alex Freaking out infront of the computer, She proceeded to stand up and shout.

"What The Fuck!!!"

Ooof Moms gonna kill her.

"Alex What did you just say!"

Alex seemed to get shocked as realization Dawn's on her face making her go pale as she turns around to see a angry Mom.

"Damn... some Popcorn would go so well with this"

"Uhh... Mom since when where you there"

Alex nervously laughed as mom intensely stared at her.

"Alex Where did you learn that Word!"

"Umm Mom, it was a accident"

"Oh Haha Accident, Young Lady you do not say such words in this house Is that clear"

"Yes Mom"

"Get of that computer and go to your room you are grounded for 2 weeks and no computer or phone for you"

"But Mom!"

"Another word and I am adding another week"

"Mom come on please it was an accident I swear"

"Three weeks"

Alex seemed like she wanted to say something but stopped herself and stormed of angrily.

"Give me your Phone"

Alex was stomping out angrily when she stopped besides mom and reached into her pockets and pulled out her phone.

"Here"

Mom took the phone and Alex Stormed of upstairs.

"Well, That was most entertaining, But seriously Mom didnt hold Back huh, Three weeks without a computer or Phone, that means Alex cant study more code, Mom really struck her weak point with this computer thing huh"

A few minutes later another message popped up on my Phone and this one was from Hayley.

Halie: James you would not believe what just Happened!

James: Oh yea, What?

Halie: Alex just screamed the F word, Haha it was the funniest thing ever you should have seen how mom reacted she grounded Alex for Three whole weeks without any devices, can you believe that!

James: Halie not only do I believe you, I saw it happen first hand just now.

Halie: Oh my God seriously!

James: Yea... We were Talking when it happened, I even got a video of it all.

Halie: Dude please send it, It would be so Hilarious.

"Jarvis get that clip of Alex freaking out as a clip and send it to Hayley.

James: there, Dont spread it to school and stuff just keep it in the family.

Halie: ....

Halie: Ahhhh Hahahaha her face when she realized mom was behind her hahaha. I cant even right now!

James: Yea I know right she turned Pale hahaha!