Suddenly army

I'm not one to dance around reality. Speeches and stuff can be a waste of time when you can command leadership just by existing. So I instead decided to say what needs to be said first.

"Does anyone know of a large open area that is free from the grand fishers sight?" I asked them.

One man who was slightly less pale than the rest of them nodded and raised his hand.

"I know a place." He said.

I gave him a solemn nod in return.

"Good. You're my lieutenant now." I told him.

His jaw dropped in surprise and his face went slightly red.

"You give away ranks that easily?" He asked.

I just smiled at him. I didn't have time to vet everyone and see if they were traitors or not. I also didn't have time to find out who is good at what and assign roles. So I had to go just by how they presented themselves.

Remember I'm on a time limit. I have a month to take over the world and I'm still stuck in the middle of nowhere.

"Take us to that place. Now be quick about it."

Everyone was already gazing intensely at my new lieutenant and now their gazes grew to another level of intensity.

He awkwardly rubbed his hands together as he glanced around at the eyes of the crowd.

"HUUUUU!" Then with a deep breath he spun around and began to walk away.

"EVERYONE SEPRATE AND FOLLOW HIM FROM A DISTANCE. WE CAN'T REVEAL OURSELVES AS A UNIT. OTHER THAN THAT! LET'S GO!"

Sarha bent down and picked me up. We scattered and went on our way.

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After about forty minutes of travelling we reached the location he was leading us too.

We reached an idyllic pond that had a waterfall flowing into it. The pond spilled over into a stream due to the flowing of the waterfall.

It was quite pretty. But there was no fucking room for a warehouse!

I turned my head to my lieutenant. My brows clenched in annoyance.

"HEY YOU!" I yelled. I hadn't even got his name yet so for the time being he would be known as the illustrious you.

"There is space. Behind the waterfall is a very expansive cave. We'll go there. It's not exactly open. But I assume you would care more about the place being less open but more covert." Said you

I nodded.

"I never got your name." I told him.

"Ah. My name. My name is Joe." He said

I smiled.

"Nice to meet you joe. I'm Greg and I am the king who will one day change the world."

Joe smiled too.

"I know."

~What? Okay wait. I don't have time to think about this. That response is strange but inconesqential.~

"Okay then let's enter the water fall."

We walked through the waterfall.

Just like he said, at the other side of the waterfall was a large open cave.

It had glowing moss on the ceilings and was filled with many many snails.

"The snails eat residue that the moss unleash." Said Joe.

I didn't really care

"People! Clear out the snails!" I yelled.

All forty people marched into the cave. They began picking up and throwing away the snails while I watched from over Sarha's shoulder.

After about half an hour the snails were cleared out.

"Okay. Let's do this then." I had the people get out of the way. Then I pointed my hand out and uttered two magical words.

"NOT MINE!"

And then there was a warehouse there.

It had a ridged metal roof. A high foundation that raised the warehouse a foot off the ground.

And a wooden doorway that would be hard to reach.

"Everyone! Get in there and take out any items you can."

The people acquiesced and began to scramble towards the high warehouse.

I just watched as they did this. I was paralysed so there was not much I could do.

I watched them scrabble and scramble for about ten minutes until they had finished.

They each came out of the warehouse holding a magical weapon of some kind. Swords, staffs, a suit of armour. They basically weilded guns in a world of sharp sticks.

"Okay! Everyone search for some stones on the object. Those will tell you the activation phrase."

They spent some time looking around the object until they found some magic stones embedded in them.

They then learned many activation phrases.

It would be a waste of time to tell you all of them but i will tell you a few. There were phrases like 'human smash'. 'Let's chuck a fireball' and many more.

Luckily we had very superior weaponry in comparison to those stupid island nation hicks. So I would just have them go through a bit of drilling to train them up. Then I would send them off.

After all, with our power. What's the worst that could happen?

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Joe was sweating bullets and had a glint of terror in his eyes.

"Are you sure we shouldn't drill some more?" Asked Joe.

I shook my head.

"We're people with powerful magic items fighting against ordinary people. We could win without any training at all if we really wanted to."

He nodded.

"Okay. If you say so."

I did say so.

And so we marched into the town. The people looked at us with fear and confusion. I marched at the head of the pack. Well…. Sarha marched at the head of the pack and I rode her. NOT IN THAT WAY! I rode her in the most literal sense. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

So we marched as a group me at the front riding Sarah and everyone else at the back riding themselves.

Whilst we were riding I would repeatedly scream.

"Bring me the grand fisher! Bring me the grand fisher!"

And after a bit of time he stomped over to me.

His belly twitched with every step.

Ass, stomach, man boobs, double chin. It all quivered severely.

With one final stomp and a halt to his quivering he announced himself.

"Another stupid group of rebels eh?" He said whilst cracking his knuckles.