Re-cultivation: Trying To Beat This Novel's Author!

In the middle of an infinite void, a glowing white egg made of pure origin energy had finally started showing signs of breaking.

Crack…crack...

from one side to another, the cracks slowly increased while pieces of the shell fell out before dissipating like it was made of illusion.

Crack.. shaa~.

It didn't take long for the hatching to complete. right in the middle where the egg was, a humanoid being made of pure light was left slowly standing up from its curled position.

At the moment, this being is the only contrasting light in the middle of the endless dark void. There was no mouth, no nails, not a single strand of hair nor a cast of shadow in him.

He was just pure light, until now…

Shaaaa!~

Then suddenly, out of the blue, countless eyes with multi-colored irises revealed itself from all the nooks and crannies of his body parts.

from the top of his head to the sole of his fee; eyes that moved with a curious glance surrounded this new creature.

Like a biblical angel, except that he was in a perfect humanoid form instead of spinning flaming wheels or wings.

It took a while for the eyes to get used to its new body as each and every single one of them finally started moving simultaneously in the same sides of its glowing sockets showing that his newfound body is in its full control.

"I see, So this is what it feels like to achieve the highest form of existence of ultimate cultivation across the infinite dimensions."

The voice of the creature echoed to its surroundings despite the lack of existing matter in the void realm.

"?"

Suddenly, all the eyes that surrounded its body turned from curious to shock before finally settling to wariness.

"Who are you?"

It asked the air.

"No, not the air. I am asking you! Yes, you! And where are you!? How can you read what's on my mind? And how are you narrating all this?"

Its countless eyes quivered in a mixed expression of confusion and fear of the unknown.

"Who are you calling confused and fearful?!"

Its voice was filled with rage and desperation.

"Who's desperate?! Do you even know who I am? I am the one who conquered the countless dimensions! The devourer of Realms! The God Slayer! The Harbinger Of Destruction!"

He shouted all of his previous life's title trying to scare the mysterious voice away but to no avail.

All the eyes in its body started to glow and take different forms before unleashing thousands of destructive rays in all directions.

Zzzzzttt- BOOOOOM! BOOM! BOOOM!~

Only to hit nothing but the empty spaces of the void.

"No, this is impossible!"

His senses instantly exploding trying their best to find the source of the mysterious voice narrating all of this mess.

"Where are you!? Show yourself, coward!"

He taunted the voice but it also seems to be futile.

"What's happening? what is the meaning of all of this?"

All its eyes started to look helpless.

"After my rebirth, I should be now the only one to be on top. No one should be above me! I have devoured the elusive Law of infinity and given it a destructive ending! I should be all-knowing, omnipresent, and the absolute being! I am the new alpha and omega! All the gods that looked down on me before had fallen in the grasp of my hands! I have challenged the infinite worlds, dominated the heavens, uncovered every fabric of truth, lies, and reality! I am the ultimate!"

Then it looked down in defeat…

"But why…. Why is there a voice narrating all this? Is it another god that I never knew of? No. I can not accept this! There should be no ONE narrating all of this! Whoever or wherever you are! You better keep hiding cause I will beat you into pathetic dust!"

Not willing to give up, he unleashed another flurry of his destructive power, piercing the darkness in all directions accompanied by his raging questions.

Zzztt! BOOOOM! BOOM! BOOOM! BOBOBOBOBOBOOOOM!~

"Graaaah!"

The blinding light rays coming out of his eyes continued to expand until he filled all angles of the void realm with nothing but his destructive energy.

But despite all of that effort, It was all still a miss on his intended target.

"haha…"

He could not help but laugh at his pathetic state. After all, he strived to be the one on top of the existence that even the cultivation Gods could not reach.

And now that he had finally reached this stage, he never expected to stumble on this mysterious voice that even his all divine powers could not scratch.

As quickly as he reached the top of power, he is now back to his most dreaded feeling of hopelessness and helplessness after finding no way of beating this mysterious voice narrating the whole event.

In fact, he never felt so pathetic and stupid in all his countless lives!

"Now you are mocking me…."

…

"just say it. Who are you?"

…

"So you will never talk huh? You must have some serious hearing or reading problem. Do you need help? Are you a retard?"

[Thats it. You messed with the wrong guy dude.]

"Oh? So you can talk back. Now, be quick. Tell me how do I destroy you."

[And why should I tell you? Are you a retard? You need help?]

"Huh. Simple, so that I won't have to do it the hard way. Just to let you know, I do not like it when I am forced to wait. The last God that mocked me did not last a fraction of a microsecond against me. So show yourself now so I can make your ending as painless as possible."

[Pffft.]

"What's so funny?"

[nothing.]

"I see you still want to play hide and seek huh."

[Thats not it, you fool.]

"Call me that again. I dare you."

[Hold your overflowing confidence blockhead. all of your mental shenanigans won't work on me.]

"you!….."

"... And why is that?"

"[Cause I created you, that's why! Bwahaha!]

"…."

"Bahahahah! That's the silliest joke I heard across all dimensions so far. Well done. And what's next? You are my missing grandpa?"

[…]

"Hahaha.. this idiot said he created me. Me!? The Ultimate being!? Just to let you know, I created myself! I devoured all the limitless dimensional energy across countless worlds. And the almighty form you are seeing right now is the proof! No Gods or entity is higher than me! No one can control me! No one can-

SLAP!

"…?"

SLAP! SLAP!

"…? What the-"

SLAP SLAP SLAP!

[Why are you hurting yourself?]

SLAP! SLAP!

[Stop hurting yourself.]

SLAP! SLAP!

"You!!!"

SLAP! SLAP!

"Stoooop!"

SLAP.

"I said stooop!"

…

[Are you okay Mr. Ultimate Being who slaps himself like an idiot?]

"What….did….you…do to me!?"

[Nothing much. I just wrote the details and you live with it.]

"…Wrote?"

[Hehe. that's right, I am your Author. And you, Mr blockhead, is just a character in this novel that will soon shake all the Webnovel Realm!]

"...?"

"What are you talking about? Are you on drugs or something?"

SLAP! SLAP!

"ouch. so it's real."

[You are a quick one to accept. Good, just as I designed.]

"…"

"So just to make this clear, I am a character inside a novel, and you are my creator and the one who is responsible for everything that was and is about to happen. Correct?"

[Thats right. You are such a smart character. Just not as smart as me.]

"Can I ask a favor?"

[Go ahead, Mr. Ultimate Guy.]

"Please stop writing and kill yourself right now. This mess is going to end here and now! You are just messing with my life and your reader's mind. Hey! To all readers of this novel, please stop read-mmmp-mmp! mmpp!"

[Chill bro. Just stay put and enjoy the journey. I remember you want to beat me right? Are you giving up now? I am pretty sure I designed you as a non-give-upper guy.]

"…Damn. Do I have a choice? I am pretty sure even this line is also according to your wish."

[Tingning! Bingo!]

…

Sigh…

…

"I just hope you are not a crappy writer though."

[Just trust me, bro. Your reliving cultivation journey will be a blast! 100%! After all, you are in the hands of a multi-awarded and most handsome Author that has never dropped a novel in his life!]

"I smell a stinky lie."

[*Cough. Anyway, just a tip, you should worry more about your readers by the way.]

"And why's that?"

"Cause they get to decide your fate too!]

…

[ Isn't it exciting?! xD]

"Please just kill me."

[Mwhahahahahaaah! Now let the Re-cultivation journey, begin!]

"Just you wait Author, with my next life, I will make sure to find a way to reach you. Now that I know about your existence, I will work hard again in breaking the limit of cultivation and beating you! I will find you… and I will-"

[Blah.Blah… Good luck with that! Oh by the way, What name should I name you on your next life?]

"Isn't obvious? Of course, I will keep my own-"

[I am not asking you, I am asking the future readers of the first chapter. Good luck!]

"Fuuuuuuuuuuccc!!!!-"

SLAP!

[And no cursing!]

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Hello readers! I hope you like this new mess that I am into. Just as written in the novel, this story is not just written by me, but also by you, yes you, readers!

It's not because I suck at writing plots or I am lazy, this is just a new style I would like to pioneer. xD

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How do you say?

Simple. We will be using the comment section under this story to decide on the next course the story will take.

What? It will be messy? Don't worry. I came prepared.

I will be providing a couple of choices here for important decisions/events that the story will move into.

What power he gains, which woman she will marry, what cultivation technique he pushes, what weapon he will master, all these events can be altered by your votes!

And yes, all you need to do is vote for the option you like below and the first 10 different reader's comments will be used to decide which option the story goes.

Of course, this mechanic might change in the future to accompany more readers' votes. But for today's first chapter, 10 voters will do.

The next chapter will be released after 24 hours or after I got enough votes to decide which path we will take. Also, I do not plan to put this novel on the paywall in the future since I am only doing this for fun and also to give more opportunities to share this novel to our broke readers out there lol!

And that's it. Don't forget to vote for the first Deciding Event written at the 'Author's Thought'

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