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Translator: ChuRen (YuQiChen in Discord)
After a tiring day of traveling on the plane, he was trapped for more than two hours by the fans that went to the airport to pick him up. In the end, he had to alert the local police to evacuate the scene before he was able to escape. When Su Zhan had arrived at his hotel, he was exhausted and was reluctant to even move his fingers.
After a simple wash, Su Zhan had planned to take a good rest and prepare himself for an audition he had the next day. But when he opened his eyes, he woke up to a completely unfamiliar world.
It was unfamiliar to Su Zhan, the environment was too luxurious and spacious, even somewhat vulgar which was not his style at all. Su Zhan had thought he was still dreaming but the urge to urinate instantly woke him up.
Whether it was a dream or reality, all Su Zhan had to do at this time was to get up and go to the toilet. But when he sat upright, he didn't know what he had bumped into. He saw an uncle in a neat suit leading four women in maid costumes entering the room he was in. Su Zhan was sober in an instant, he was full of anger soon after.
At first, he thought it was a prank or a surprise prepared for him by the people around him. However, he didn't like things that were prepared for him without his permission. He didn't like it when people were being impolite and breaking into the bedroom. The people around him couldn't be more clear about his preferences.
What's more, there were no faces that he was familiar with so Su Zhan spat out two words with a cold look on his face, full of displeasure, "Get out."
To his surprise, the people who had just entered the room were terrified by his anger. The fear on their faces looked so real that Su Zhan doubted his attitude for the first time. Especially looking at their overly respectful appearance and the words 'Young Master' coming out of their mouths made Su Zhan suspect that his dream was a bit strange.
Soon enough, just when Su Zhan had tried to look for his mobile phone and ask the assistant what was going on, an overwhelming amount of information poured into his mind uncontrollably and Su Zhan sat frozen on the spot.
It wasn't until for a long time before Su Zhan finally sorted out the mess that turned out to be a campus romance novel. Apart from the naive and chaotic description, blind plot and bugs1 that could be seen everywhere. Su Zhan really couldn't imagine what kind of person was able to write such a spicy-chicken thing2.
But what Su Zhan couldn't figure out was why such a thing would enter his mind. Even if he was in a dream, everything in front of him seemed too real. Especially the campus novel 'The Devilish School Grass Wants to Chase Me' seems to be imprinted in his mind. The plot was very clear as if he had experienced it himself. That feeling was a bit creepy.
Su Zhan quickly got up and walked out of the bedroom. No matter if it was a dream or not, at least he should get up. But soon Su Zhan froze again. Everything he saw when he opened the bedroom door made him stunned, especially the few people who greeted him and were respectfully standing at the door.
"Young Master, you are up." With a greeting filled with respect and humility, the middle-aged uncle handed him some neatly folded clothes, "Your school uniform is ironed and breakfast is ready. Please go and wash up first, Young Master."
Su Zhan immediately saw the small words embroidered on the collar of the clothes that the uncle handed him. They were 'Xingyao Middle School'. At the same time as his heart was beating wildly, Su Zhan blurted out, "Uncle Wei."
"What's your order?" A smile bloomed on the face of the middle-aged uncle.
Immediately, Su Zhan's mind went blank. Uncle Wei, wasn't he the butler of Shen Tianyu? The protagonist of the novel of a primary school student that poured into his mind previously? Moreover, everything he saw in front of him, whether it was the countless maids, the omnipotent housekeeper or the splendid-looking hall, was the same as the exaggerated and childish description in the text. So… had he run into a supernatural event?
When Su Zhan calmed down a little, he was already sitting in the car and heading to school. During this period he found that he had become the Male Protagonist, Shen Tianyu, and even his body and face were exactly the same as his real self. Even if he told himself that it was a dream, it seems impossible for him to wake up from this dream.
Su Zhan didn't even know how he accepted such a strange fact but when he found out that the world around him was unfamiliar, there was probably nothing more despairing than this. So on his way to Xingyao, he had slowly calmed down.
Because of the popularity of web-novel-based adaptation dramas in recent years, web-novels had developed unprecedently. Among them, there were many excellent works that Su Zhan had come into contact with. Most of the film and television dramas that he acted in are aimed towards female audiences so he had also encountered things such as time travel and rebirth. The theme of protagonists traveling through novels is also a popular theme.
In the face of experiencing such strange things, Su Zhan could only make an unusual speculation. At this time, he had completely sorted out the plot in his mind, he was the Male Protagonist. The point is that the plot still hasn't started yet. There were no hints and guidance, only a complete plot. So in this case, Su Zhan could only speculate that the reason he was there was to interpret the plot as an actor.
However, what will happen after the plot ends? He wasn't so sure. Whether he will be able to leave the novel or stay there forever, everything was still unknown to him. At this time, all Su Zhan could do was to become Shen Tianyu and go according to the plot.
Therefore, he appeared at the gates of Xingyao Middle School fully in the character of Shen Tianyu. As described in the novel, he accepted the crazy worship of his nymphomaniac fangirls and then dismissed them. But he was currently facing a problem. All he had in his mind was an exaggerated description of Xingyao Middle School but it doesn't say how to walk from the gates to the classroom of Class 1 of Year 3. After all, it seems that it would be a long walk from the gates to the classroom.
The same problem was encountered by Fu Yichen, who took his first step into the building.
Before he was able to walk far, Fu Yichen couldn't wait to question the system, 'What's going on? Why is Su Zhan here? Did you bound with him too?'
[Host, calm down!] The mechanical sound of the system sounded indignant as if blaming Fu Yichen for interrupting its chance to see the male god.
[Do you know how the male god Zhan Zhan is like in the hearts of many people? Do you know how perfect the male god is? Knowing the male god…]
'Get straight to the point.' Fu Yichen had a headache. When talking about Su Zhan, the system couldn't stop talking. It was a bit too humanized, can't it be more reserved?
[Those wicked authors of Mary Sue novels, those wicked Mary Sue lovers, they have blasphemed the male god. Always shamelessly imagining the male god as their mentally retarded, brain-dead, blind Mary Sue Male Protagonist which is an insult to the male god. When will Mary Sue die?]
If it wasn't for the mechanical sound of the system, Fu Yichen could probably feel its anger and resentment. But unfortunately the system sounded mechanical without emotions, especially when it was humming, which made Fu Yichen's mouth twitch.
But Fu Yichen got some key information from it. Su Zhan is always the Male Protagonist in Mary Sue novels by Mary Sue lovers.
Su Zhan's appearance is undeniable and he also has the temperament of the Male Lead of idol dramas so he could become a heart harvester of idol dramas and become a male god in the heart of thousands of girls. These facts are understandable. Although Fu Yichen didn't know that Su Zhan was frequently used as the Male Protagonist, at the very least he was aware of the latter's popularity in the entertainment circle.
Although Fu Yichen had bound with the Mary Sue Reversal System to reverse the ending of the novel, it was still the world derived from the wishes of Mary Sue lovers from the real world. It is understandable why the Male Protagonist has Su Zhan's face.
In addition to that, the system acting like a nympho when it sees Su Zhan was also probably affected by those from the anti-Mary Sue alliance, as the members are also very fond of Su Zhan. They harbor resentment towards those using Su Zhan as a Mary Sue Male Lead.
At the same time, the system's cynicism towards Mary Sue is also affected by the resentment of the anti-Mary Sue alliance towards Mary Sue which made it quite a humanized system.
After figuring this out, Fu Yichen asked the system once more, 'Did you really not bring Su Zhan here?'
[Of course not. How could the Mary Sue Reversal System blaspheme the Male God? Do you know how perfect the Male God is? How can a Mary Sue be a match with…]
'Okay.'
The system completely changed its tone when he mentioned Su Zhan. Fu Yichen didn't have the time to listen to a mechanical voice praising another man like a nymphomaniac. What's more, the person with the same face as it's Male God was probably just an NPC.
However, he wanted to confirm once more. 'Are you sure that there's only one system in this world?' If the other person wasn't brought into this Mary Sue world by his system, could there be other systems? Systems similar to the Mary Sue system and such.
Fu Yichen's idea was not unreasonable but it was quickly rejected by the system that owed-beating.
[Of course there is only one. The Mary Sue Reversal System is designed to reverse the ending of the Mary Sue in getting the Male Lead, so there is only one system in this world. There is no second system, alright?]
To sum it up in a sentence, he is the only real person in this world and the rest are all virtual, even Shen Tianyu with Su Zhan's face.
After realizing this, Fu Yichen breathed a sigh of relief. But Fu Yichen, who was relieved, soon discovered a very real problem. He didn't know the way.
In addition to that, Shen Tianyu who was being surrounded by all those nymphomaniacs also chased after him. But the other person followed him from a distance and didn't dare to approach him. Fu Yichen unconsciously slowed down.
However, he didn't know that the other party was also experiencing the same embarrassment as he was and was even counting on him to lead the way.
"Let's go, Xiahou." Shen Tianyu took a few steps towards Fu Yichen. The both of them stood together with their long legs and good looks. The nymphomaniacs who didn't dare to approach the both of them started to scream again from a distance.
"Yeah." Fu Yichen maintained Xia Houming's high and cold temperament and at the same time calmly reduced his pace, stepping back half a step behind Shen Tianyu.
But the other party seemed to not want him to walk behind him and also took half a step back behind himself. Fu Yichen suddenly felt a strange feeling. However, at this moment, a sudden but timely voice came into their ears.
"Hello, classmates. Do you know how to get to the class of Year 2 class 1?" The voice was pleasant to hear, in the author's words 'It's like a sound that came from heaven that made Shen TIanyu's heart skip a beat.'
Then the author mentioned, 'She was like a fairy. A sweet voice, a cute and beautiful face, a small waist that could be gripped tightly and a petite figure…' She was also wearing a casual outfit that was incompatible with Xingyao's school uniform.
Fu Yichen blinked a little unnaturally. She was 17 years old with a short stature of less than 1.5 meters. He was unable to see her face but her cheap plaid clothes and white-washed thick-soled canvas shoes were very eye-catching.
Sure enough, according to a Mary Sue's routine, the male protagonist is the richest man in the world and the female protagonist is too poor to buy a pair of long pants even if she saved money for three years.
So, has the main storyline begun?
Fu Yichen remembered that the first meeting between the heroine and the hero in the novel was in such a scene. The heroine came to Xingyao on the first day, not to mention the description of the environment of the school which was similar to Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden3. As a result, she lost her way. Just as she was asking for directions, the hero Shen Tianyu appeared.
When Fu Yichen was regretting not being able to stop the Female Lead from saving the principal's wife, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Shen Tianyu moving out of the corner of his eyes. He then saw him walking straight towards the heroine Su Susu who had her back turned to them.
Fu Yichen raised his eyebrows, so it was hopeless to prevent the hero and the heroine from meeting for the first time.
Everyone saw that the devilish school grass, who was about 1.8 meters tall, suddenly walked behind the petite and delicate Su Susu. He then bent down slightly, putting his chin on the short figure. His lips in a sinister smile were placed close to Su Susu's small ears.
"*Hiss~*" The crowd of onlookers suddenly held their breath and the nymphomaniacs were so jealous that they were about to faint.
"What are you going to do in class 1 of year 3, little girl?" The sexy and magnetic voice carried a bit of evil.
The little white rabbit who was startled by the sudden voice in her ear suddenly turned her head sharply at just the right distance that their four lips touched. In an instant, the both of them widened their eyes in disbelief. A large crowd of nymphos fell down.
Fu Yichen put his hands in his pockets as if he was watching a good show. The angry roar of the system sounded in his mind, [DEATH TO ALL MARY SUE! Let go of the male god and die!]
"*Slap*"
A small hand slapped the noble and handsome face of the devilish school grass without hesitation and the sound of the loud slap resounded in the noble middle school.
At that moment, time seemed to stand still. As if the pause button had been pressed and stayed in this position for a few seconds until Young Master Shen, who had been held high since childhood, reacted. Then everyone saw him pinching the heroine's little face. Directly pinching her face until her small lips formed into the number 8.
"Stinky girl, are you courting death?" Young Master Shen gritted his teeth. In the author's original words, 'His anger was like a volcanic eruption.'
Fu Yichen watched it with gusto and suddenly remembered the first chapter's very appropriate title, 'On the first day of school, was taught a lesson by the devil. After taking his first kiss, I gave the devil a slap'.
Su Zhan, who was pinching the heroine's face, was a little mad. He was in a bad mood. Fortunately he knew the plot earlier and the moment the heroine turned her head, he shrank back. Otherwise, if she really touched his lips then it would be a slap to his face. You must know, all of his kissing scenes were always borrowed!