2.16
It felt like the fire in Yin You's body was about to burn him to ashes.
He simply lowered his head and kissed Jiang Jamian, then reached out to tear off his clothes.
Do things first, talk later.
Jiang Jamian took off his clothes for him, but if he continued to endure it, wouldn't he be suffocating himself to death?
"Uh, uh uh!" Jiang Jamian's mouth was immediately blocked, and there were question marks on his head, but he couldn't ask a single word.
Yin You was free of restraints. Not to mention his martial arts skills, but with his physical strength alone, Jiang Jamian would never have the chance to counterattack.
Not to mention counterattack, now he can't even dodge, he is just being crushed to death.
Jiang Jamian was furious.
He finally caught Yin You by surprise, and even thought he could do whatever he wanted to him, but in the end, an erotic scene was staged in the secret palace for no apparent reason.
It's a pity that it wasn't him who attacked!
"Okay, don't be angry." Yin You gently pinched Jiang Jamian's angry face.
"Get out of here, you idiot!" Jiang Jamian slapped his hand directly.
"I will return all the political power to you, leaving only the basic forces, and you can be my emperor in peace, okay?"
Yin You still guessed that this was what made Jiang Jamian the most angry.
In his view, when one is an emperor, he certainly does not want to lose power.
Jiang Jamian sneered, "If I want to take back any power, I would really be a fool."
He was angry because he had already arrested people, but he still failed to attack and was fucked instead, okay?!
Yin You asked unexpectedly, "Huh? What do you mean?"
Could it be that Jiang Jamian didn't hate him because of his hegemony, but instead held grudges about only trivial things?
Jiang Jamian lazily slumped in his arms, raised his eyebrows and said, "I will continue to be a leisurely emperor. You can take care of the court and government affairs if you like. I am not as unreasonable as you. It's stupid to rush to do the emperor's work. I don't want to die from overwork. In a word, you will do it. After all, you are my part-time worker, right?"
Yin You: "..."
In this way, he looks like a fool after working so hard to control the government.
Yes, he was not the emperor, but he will do the emperor's work.
Why did he think this was good in the first place and that he had power that no one else in the world could match?
Jiang Jamian looked at Yin You's dark face with self-doubt, and felt much better. "Tell me, what's going on with this chain?"
Yin You looked at his face, and it didn't seem like he hated him deeply. This appearance surprised him so much.
Originally, he thought that when Jiang Jamian regained his sanity, there would be an inevitable 'fierce battle' in their relationship.
He was even prepared to be entangled in life and death, love and hate.
He didn't expect it, Jiang Jamian actually had no intention of fighting him to the death.
This was almost beyond his wildest dreams.
"It's very simple." Yin You suppressed the joy in his heart. Now he was willing to say whatever Jiang Jamian asked, "I am immune to all poisons."
Jiang Jamian's pupils shrank and he suddenly realized, "So, so the night before yesterday, you weren't drugged at all!?"
"Yes. Not only that, I noticed it as soon as you made a move. The reason why I didn't act rashly was because I wanted to know what you wanted to do. And if I caught you immediately at that time, you will only continue to act stupid. Only if I follow your lead and really fall into your hands, will you stop pretending in front of me."
Jiang Jamian frowned, "It's still wrong, even if you are immune, but the Golden Armor Guards has captured you. How can you still pretend at this critical moment?"
If he was really caught, it would be difficult to escape.
But the fact now is that Yin You's chain is broken.
Jiang Jamian had a flash of inspiration and figured it out before Yin You could speak, "I understand! The guards are no longer led by the token! In the days since the token fell into your hands, you have used tricks to truly conquer them! So, it's not you alone who is following the plan, but its them who are accompanying you to follow the plan, right?"
Yin You smiled, "You are really smart. But as you said, it's too late for you to be this smart."
Jiang Jamian: "..." Believe it or not, he will blow his head off.
"My back hurts! I want to go back to my palace. You dress me and carry me out!"
Jiang Jamian simply leaned on him and said arrogantly.
He fully expressed his beautiful wish to just be the emperor who do nothing.
When the regent carried the emperor back to his palace step by step, all the eunuchs and maids along the way lowered their heads and sweated for the emperor.
Oh my god, could it be possible that their emperor, who had just been of sober mind for a day, fell back into the hands of the regent!?
Looking at him lying obediently in his arms and letting the regent hold him, is he a fool again?
Yesterday, he had the regent arrested and locked up. Now he is in the hands of the regent again. Can he still survive?
However, when they were worrying about Jiang Jamian and carrying forward the beautiful tradition of the emperor not being anxious and the eunuchs being impatient, they saw the emperor, who they thought was stupid again, suddenly sticking his head out of the regent's arms and saying to them, "What are you looking at? Be careful that I will slap you!"
Eunuchs & palace maids: "..."
Yin You wrapped his clothes more tightly with a cold face, covering the exposed neck tightly, and glanced coldly at eunuchs and maids, "That's right, if you dare to raise your eyes randomly again, I will gouge your eyes out!"
Eunuchs & palace maids: "..."
Three days later, morning court.
"I believe that there is unrest in the southwest, and the imperial court should send people to quell the chaos in time."
"Oh? Who do you think can take on?"
Li Deng finished his performance and waited for the regent Yin You to speak. At this moment, a clear voice suddenly sounded from above.
Li Deng was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked up towards the source of the sound, and saw that the fool emperor was actually sitting on the dragon throne today, with his head propped up on one hand and looking down with a smile on his lips.
Not only Li Deng was shocked, but also the civil and military officials in the court were startled by the sound and looked up at Jiang Jamian and the regent Yin You was sitting on the chair next to the dragon chair without opening his mouth.
Suddenly, the whole court was shocked.
Yin You frowned and glanced at him with a cold face, "Have you seen enough? Li Deng, the emperor asked you, but you can't hear him?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Li Deng finally recovered from the shock, but he had no time to think about it. He could only reply quickly, "Report to the court, report to the emperor and report to the regent…"
Jiang Jamian was amused by his incoherent expression, "Li Deng, what the hell is this? Who should reply to you?"
Jiang Jamian actually understood the meaning of these three replies.
The first one is that Li Deng opened his mouth to reply to the regent who has the final say in the court.
The second one is to reply to him.
The third one is a bit interesting. After the changes were made, he realized that although the emperor no longer looked stupid, the regent was still a person with great power.
If he, the emperor, is still just a decoration, of course the regent has the final say, so he dare not respond without the regent.
Li Deng silently wiped away the cold sweat. He really didn't know who had the final say among the two leaders. If he opened his mouth and offended the wrong person accidentally, he would lose his head!
"Let Xue Zhao go." Yin You impatiently gave the name, "He has experience in quelling chaos and is brave. It is most suitable for him to go."
Jiang Jamian lazily leaned back on the dragon chair, "Then follow the words of the regent."
All civil and military officials in the court came to the conclusion: Well, it seems that the regent has the final say in this court, and the emperor's words are just a formality.
This Yin You could actually force the sober emperor to make excuses for him, making all his decisions more justified.
But controlling this kind of emperor is even more terrifying than before.
Jiang Jamian had no idea what his good ministers were thinking about, and he didn't bother to think about it, "Do you have anything else to do? Return..."
A younger man in a blue official uniform stood up, hesitating for a moment, then just said, "Report to the Emperor, I have my own intention to report."
As soon as he stood up, all the old officials in the court were ready to see him condemned by the regent.
This young man has just joined the court and seems to be confused about the situation!
Actually, he only reported it to the emperor, not the regent!
"Say." Jiang Jamian said.
"Back to the emperor, I am Fang Qiao, the governor in Lingnan. I have no qualifications to enter the court. I was promoted to the capital not long ago by my mentor, so I am able to go here to report on my duties. Therefore, I am honored to be in the court today."
Jiang Jamian waved his hand and said, "Let me talk about the important point."
"Yes." Fang Qiao said respectfully, "I came from Lingnan and found that a businessman and his wife had occupied shops all over Lingnan in just a few months. The things they sold were all rare, but not of great value. The people suddenly flocked to them. If things go on like this, that merchant will probably have a large amount of gold and silver in his hands."
"Fang Qiao!"
An old minister suddenly interrupted him, "Fang Qiao, you are a small governor, haven't you done anything yet? Do you know what kind of place the court is? This is not a place for you to talk about business! What kind of businessman, what kind of business, is it worth it for you to bring such a useless thing to the court?"
Scholars, farmers, industry and merchants, the affairs of a low-class person are worthy of being brought to the court?
What's the difference between this and someone who skipped the county office and went directly to his provincial governor's office just to sue his family for losing a needle!
"This..." Fang Qiao's expression turned ugly when he was scolded, and he didn't seem to know whether he should continue talking.
He had been struggling for a long time and didn't know whether he should say it or not.
That is indeed only a matter for businessmen. For the dignitaries in the court, it may seem difficult to be elegant.
But Fang Qiao felt that the businessman couple was developing too fast and had a great influence, and they should not be ignored with rigid hierarchical concepts.
Fang Qiao felt that if they sat idly and ignored it, it would become a big deal over time.