Fuck.

-POV Colin-

Life sure is fun, I sure hope I'm lucky hey the names Colin today I'm doing my usual business going around in the town annoying people.

I saw three kids talking to each other, as I heard what they were talking about it was an anime called Akame ga kill, so the nice person I am, I said to them that the Main character dies and all of them died except for four atleast, poor kids they only watched the first episode.

They were looking at me confused one of them were mad for spoiling it at them, I didn't told them the manga only the anime though, as I walked away having a smile on my face.

'Haha, this gotta be the best life.' I was walking back home with grocery bags in my hand as my vision darkened.

My vision regained it self for a sec, now I was at somewhere not familiar to me and infront of me was nothing of course.

"Poor you, you died by getting hit by a falling pole." An almighty and echoing voice came and violated my ears, as I look where that voice was.

I only see, EDP445!??? Oh wait never mind, I look even closer the thing or person infront of me morphed into an old man with really long white beard.

"Who are you?" I ask the old man in front of me, I was a little confused but now I know this cliche trope, I get reincarnated right? Yeah.

"I'm- nevermind listen hear you little shit" the old man said to me aggressively I was taken a back as I look at this mofo like wtf?

"I want you to be the most annoying little mutt to ever exist so I'll give you a gacha system" Ayo why did God became so aggressive, this isn't the same trope I read before!?

"Why Gacha system?" I asked God I know what this man was planning who do he think he is, he is planning on giving me gacha system since my luck is shit.

"Yeah, I'm giving it to you since your luck is shit and you already know it you ain't slick same as the author" My eyes went bulging as I stared at him, did this asshole just broke the fourth wall???

"Yeah what if I broke it I'm god what you gonna do about it?" God literally said it with arrogance as he look down at me.

"Yeah fair so send me to the another world I already know what to do" I was in a hurry to go to the other world, I dont want to talk to God no more, hope his atleast kind to give me a head start right? I feel like he won't..

Good stared at me like im some crack head as he snap his fingers, my vision suddenly gone dark.

-some random place-

I opened my eyes slowly as the light of the sun, suddenly attacks my eyes as I covered my eyes with my hand as I sat down, looking at where I am.

I look around, as I see some houses as I look at what I was sitting on, I was sitting in a roof I checked my body for anything my pluck out one of my hair to see what color it is, yeah not smart it hurts like hell and my hair was white.

'The previous owner want a tan bro wants to be archer fr fr' I stood up walking around the roof, searching for a way down as I saw a ladder i then went on the ladder and went down.

'Okay shit now how do I know where I am and what are my memo-' Suddenly my head hurted as a splitting head ache appeared out of no where as unknown memories flooded my brain as my soul and the previous owners soul fused together.

"So, my name is Kizuma emiya, gotta be kidding me" so I'm orphan now hey let's go, atleast im him so about how do i open wait nevermind I already know.

"Open up" I said in a domineering voice as a system windoe appeared infront of my face.

[Wsg, you little shit I'm not done yet I'm your new system and I'll make your life hell.]

I look at the system window with annoyance as my brows twitched know who this is, this was the asshole god.

'Haha, my life could've gotten better' i said sarcastically as I laughed nervously knowing the future ahead of me.

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Yeah you read the words I'll do anything I wanna do so I won't be bored this ff is just a non effort ff so expect it as well, wait why am i saying you guys can expect it you ain't that smart.