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Resting in my lazy boy with Prim and Alicia next to me, looking at both of them wearing clothes. Nothing extravagant Just a simple collar, tee shirt, and shorts. Opening a portal to the next location I see both of them tense up as we exit through to the city of Rad. Ignoring them shooting me questioning looks; which I am glad they are too scared to ask me questions. Mainly Alicia covering Prim's mouth while glaring at her pouting form.

One thing they need to understand is not every enemy is one you can face. For example, if I had wanted to raise the country to the ground all I would have had to do was go from city to city open a portal above the wall and drop most of my skeletons, and Titans. Reaching out and brushing their minds I start going through their memories.

Prim lusting after her cousin chasing off would-be suitors, spying on he bathing, and stealing her underwear. Turing my head to Prim with my face reflexively becoming deadpan. I pull out a twig and smack her on the head. "Ow, what did you do that for?" I stared at her until she started wiggling in place "No horny on my ride."

Alicia looks between the both of us confused trying to formulate a question. Looking over at her I check over her memories. Alicia was young and alone after her mother died, father went to get milk never returning alive having 'died' in a mugging on top of watching some of her friends get assaulted by Orcs and being turned into mindless sex addicts. Is it the water? "Oh, I have a book I wanted to share with you. It is called 'Kuroinu' a manga, you may find this interesting it is about an alternative world to this one that diverted three days ago"

Prim eyes sparkled at the book appearing in front of her before looking at the cover are the back to me with a question forming on her lips. But she fought it back and started devouring the book. Alicia no matter how much she wanted to do otherwise after seeing her naked body covered in seed on the front decided to read the book.

As they busy themselves with reading the manga, I turn my attention to the plateau being created in front of Rad. Normally Rad is one of the hardest kingdoms to attack being made on the top of a steep mountain at the very south of the Alliance country, but With the elementals doing what they do best they evened the playing field. Creating a nice walking path to the top and making a flat area big enough for my army to have a staging area.

I feel the eyes of the inhabitants turning to stare at me. Looking over the walls they seem to be stone covered in brass rivets going down each seam. The gate looks like an unholy macabre mixture of Dwarves from the Lord of the Rings, and Skyrim had a love child smothered in bronze. Looking closer to the wall I see a bunch of men decked out in Steampunk armor. Behind the wall, I spy smoke stacks billowing swaths of black coal smoke. That is on the far side of the city come to the gate.

Looking closer I see a midget who comes up to the mid-thighs of everyone around her. I feel my face twitch as the only thing she is wearing is metal boots, metal gloves, a short cloak that stops at her knees splayed open for the world to see, and a single strip of metal coming from below her pubic area snaking behind her ass cheeks. In her gloved hand is an axe twice as tall as her.

The Halfling Luu Luu my mind supplies, all the non- monster, and non-humans are all women in this world. Halflings are known for superhuman strength, crafting skills, and enjoyment of combat. With the ability to breed with any species which was put to the test in the games and Hentai.... a four-foot-tall Halfling vs. an Orc is not pretty at all in real life.

Looking over at Prim and Alicia who are green from reading about what their fate would have been without me. "Why do you all wear... such armor?" The question slips out of my lips almost unconsciously. Prim looked confused for a second "Why would we not wear armor?" Rubbing my eyes "what I mean is such revealing armor?"

Alicia breaks away from the manga for a second "We have in the last few hundred years only fought Orcs, Imps, and their like. Once presented with the mostly naked form of women they mainly go into a frenzy losing most if not all intelligence in the process making them easy to kill." Wow, at least it is not 'Cause we look good.

After waiting on Luu Luu to send out any response and none coming I open a portal above the city waiting on them to notice. Luu Luu being the first to do so looked between me and the portal before pouting as she stomped on the ground shaking the wall. Giving a low whistle at that feat of strength.

Watching her jump off of the wall landing in a three-point stance ignoring the screaming behind her. Teleporting halfway distance between my army and the wall and waiting for her to meet me there.

As she stopped a little bit away from me she jumps and lands in front of me "Unhand the Princesses you bad man!" good god she even sounds like a child "No." she pouted at me before squinting her eyes "Why to attack us villain!" dramatically pointing her stubby finger at me "You thought something rude didn't you".

While we argue back and forth I send several tendrils of mana into her head and started going through her memories picking up on how to deal with her in the most efficient way possible. Battle maniac on top of being masochistic. Well, when in Rome, or my case a dark hentai world.

Taking a deep breath calm calm "Well why would I do that I am making it a habit to collect all the Princesses in the land that attacked my person first." Squinting her eyes at me before stomping her feet "I will fight you for them, one on one!" well that was direct if anything it is as if these Princesses have never had to lie at all even when dealing with Politics.

"Well, what is the wager?" placing her hand on her chin deep in thought. Snapping her fingers "When I win you shall release Prim and Alicia!" humming low "IF you win sure, but what about if I win?" she started laughing at me "Well as if that can happen I have yet to lose, you can take me!" shaking my head "Not enough". She started gaping up at me "What do you mean I am not enough?"

"Well, I consider you half a Princess short st..." Dodging the head of an axe he would have been the end of any children I would have wanted. "Ok, you fun-sized little shit it is on!" Changing into my were-lion form surging tons of green mana through me making me grow bulkier and taller.

Kicking off the ground the surroundings turned into a blur. Still, in motion, I surge Blue mana speeding up my perception and making the world seem like it was in slow motion. Appearing beside her I slam my fist at her, before it hits her she blocked my strike with the side of her axe. Channeling more green mana I let out a roar that shakes her off her feet sending her flying. As she righted herself I speed behind her stomping down on her chest. Driving her into the ground over and over.

As I brought my foot down for another kick she attempted to roll behind me. Watching her in slow motion I brought my foot back and punted her across the landscape. Spying her bounce off the ground a few times landing into a rock face. As the dust settled I see her slumped over blood dripping from her mouth and down her hairline.

Sending a tendril of blue mana I wrap it around her neck like a nose dragging her 'unconscious'. I mean really who gets an ass whopping and gets knocked out smiling? Her fucking shoulders are shaking... she has a blush.... and a nosebleed... I should stop choking her... in a few seconds for science...

Watching her body quiver before slumping "Well good fight?" I mutter not knowing how to react to her. Her form is of a child and that is weird to me. She 'woke up and looked around "Oh! NO! I have been bested by this foul Beast! Whatever shall I do!" dramatically waving her arms around as she slumped over. "I do not need this shit today." She looked at me with stars in her eyes "Whatever you say, my Kidnapper."

"Got the kid part right." hearing a war cry behind me I kicked back on instinct sending the Halfling barreling away from me. Opening a portal back to Alicia and Prim who have been too engrossed in the manga to notice the newest addition to our little group. "So what shall I do O great and Powerful Captor!"

Looking her up and down "Well surrender the city for one. No harm shall become of most of the people there." She squinted at me "Most?" I nodded along lazily "Yes looking for the black dogs or what is left of them and sending the to a person.... also kidnaping the nobles while freeing their slaves to get some therapy."

"I know not what the Therapy is but it does not sound good." Nodding along with her assessment the Pink and blonde sitting beside me agreed with her. Letting out a sigh "Well it helps with mental trauma... you know what just read this." Tossing her the same manga I gave out earlier. "Before reading that order your people to open the gates and surrender. Or I will just drop a hoard on the city." Narrowing her eyes at me she reluctantly nodded realizing something I do not feel like going through her head to find out.

Three down four to go who to go for next? Looking through the eyes of a Skeleton I spy another city in front of me Ansur's hometown of the black dogs. A half slum half seaport, fuck it ill let booty handle this one. Opening a portal out stepped a naked booty did not need to see that.

"I was busy Niggua!? What do you want now?" Spit flying all over the place. "Well look to your right. That city is the hometown of the Black dogs find any they are yours or slave-owning nobels." Smiling at me "Well boss I was getting hungry, but hunger can wait.... booty first." Watching him take off to the city I send the elementals off the seal off the bay and any escape routes. "WARRIOR!"

"What the Fuck is that!?"

"AAHHHH"

A/N: been taking care of my mother today so not many releases

Also, I know my writing is not the best but I like to think I am better than most of the Computer Translations where fights last fifty chapters. So If you find anything wrong with this chapter please let me know by commenting. Thanks for reading have a good day.

Also out of all seven princesses, Luu Luu is the only one who regularly gets into fights. The only way she was beaten was with a 'strength dampening collar' before that she killed a squad of Orcs some Minotaurs so she was plenty strong but not enough.