(I hate dogs)

if there is one thing I can say it's that I could give two shits anymore. I plopped my royal behind on one of the stairs and pulled out my guitar.

I played Shockwave first since I liked the beat of the song. However, when I played I noticed the firekeeper's head perk up, and she slowly came near to listen.

"thy has a beautiful guitar skills," the firekeeper said.

I smiled looked at her and said in a playful tone," Indeed, I was told I was a hit with the ladies." 

I could see the rosy tinge on her cheeks as she blushed a bit.

I chuckled and playfully tapped her head as I gently gazed at her. 

"thee has a... Beautiful soul ma'am... It's one of the most pure I have met in ages... And trust me I've been alive for a while," I said smiling.

"Does thy think so?" Her head perked up when she heard me.

I looked at her again and my eyes changed color again to a white color, I could see her soul and it was white with a tinge of purple. pure and has very high loyalty.

"yes... It is a very beautiful soul, my lady," I said before I stood up and gave her my guitar. 

"Well, this ashen one has a flame to rekindle, who knows maybe I'll meet Patches again. I miss that little bastard, sold me some good stuff," I said as I walked to the bonfire and teleported to the high wall of Lothric. 

the first thing that hit me was the stench. Like my god, it smelt like there were rotting corpses somewhere.

I walked forward and kicked open the door with 0.000000000000000000001 of my strength and sent it flying away.

[Plus 25 souls]

{A/n this was a joke)

I walked down the stairs and soon found the reason for the smell. There were dead bodies that were impaled and stuck to what seemed like trees. 

I rested at the bonfire there and then got up once more to begin my exploring and my hobby of shameless pillaging.

with a rapier in hand, I walked forward and began dealing with the undead, and his rapier was definitely nerfed. 

I could pull out Lucatiel's rapier and use that to one-shot most enemies here, but in all honesty, it felt like cheating.

I felt that grinding and getting everything again was the proper way to do this anyway. Since that would give this honorable one a proper challenge.

One of the undead came with the slashing pattern once more to which I parried and punished the undead with a blade through its chest.

Although I wanted to explore everything, I was more in rush mode, just like every time he came to a new world. Rush through everything and then worry about everything later. 

Some of the undead that were annoying I began improving with them. I ripped off their hands and shoved them through their skulls. 

Surprisingly I didn't know I could do that, so I ripped open another undead chest. What I didn't know was that another Percy was looking at me with a proud gaze. 

That Percy was wearing green armor, and carried a shotgun, AR, and a BFG, among other weapons. He too was a fan of violence since they killed his rabbit, Daisy... How they regret that.

I slid down a ladder and then came back down to where I had to deal with shield undead and some crossbow undead.

After a small little PTSD attack from hearing the bow, I quickly recovered raised my shield, and blocked the arrow.

curse that stupid undead that camped outside the bonfire and would nail you in the head almost every time.

when I went up the stairs a dragon came forth and began breathing fire trying to block my path. I noticed that its flames always lingered on the floor. 

So based on that I assumed it would burn me if I touched it. But thankfully the dragon also killed the crossbow undead.

I continued forward and killed a night of sorts and then went into the dark room. A window and some torches barely illuminated some of the room. 

So I went right to the door that had a lot of light and went up those stairs. And there I found a bonfire that I soon lit and rested at.

(The end)

I feel weird after not uploading. Feels awkward. So enjoy this chapter.

....also anyone here have a PS3 they wanna sell? I miss mine 😞.