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Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a funeral company. To his surprise, he awakened the God-tier Funeral System because of it. Regardless of whether a person wanted to leave behind a legendary tale in the world, or they wanted to create a mysterious and extraordinary history so that others would suspect that they were bigwigs, they could do so through Su Chen’s funeral company. [With only 99 Yuan, I will appear personally at your funeral with a black tuxedo. With a black umbrella in my hand, I will silently observe the entire funeral.] [With 10,000 Yuan, there will be 100 men in black at your funeral. A Maybach will drive through your funeral and an old man, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, will bow and put flowers on your tombstone. He will then leave with a stern expression.] [With 100,000 Yuan, 3000 men in black will appear at your funeral with black umbrellas. It will be a gray and drizzly day. A military helicopter will circle the sky. Three old men dressed in black Chinese tunic suits, and two teary women, will pay their respects at your tombstone.] … [With 10 billion Yuan, your funeral will be broadcast to the public via Livestream. The heavens and the earth will shake while your coffin is carried to its final destination by nine dragons. The entire world will dim! All the world leaders will kneel and bow before your grave. Bizarre phenomena will appear in the sky while dark clouds will loom over the vast space. All the stars in the sky shall decorate your tombstone while the sun and the moon bid farewell to you.] [The company can fulfill all kinds of requests as long as you pay us enough.] [Place an order now and you will have a mysterious past immediately.]

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編集者: EndlessFantasy Translation

[Ding! Host has successfully completed the first special burial service!]

[Mission completion: Perfect! 100x multiplier in effect!]

[Perfect rating achieved, special lucky draw granted! System support order function activated!]

[Starting to distribute rewards now, please check carefully!]

Another perfect rating.

"The reward is 100 times the income. This time, the income is 20,000 yuan! It has been deposited into the host's bank card!"

Such a value was considered quite generous for the current Su Chen.

The text message notification sounded again. The money had been received.

Following that, the newly activated system's supplementary drawing function also gave Su Chen a detailed analysis of the function.

"The system support order function has been activated. A series of documents such as exclusive contracts for the Funeral Service, legal notarization, and so on have been customized! Moreover, the system's right to randomly send text messages to the target customers has been changed. The host can choose the target customers by himself and send the text message advertisements!"

Holy sh*t... even the exclusive custom service contract had been created, and even the legal notarization was created as well.

Su Chen rubbed his nose. This was all too much.

At least in the first two missions, the service target had chosen to believe in him. The deal was completed with just a verbal agreement.

Su Chen did not dwell too much on the contracts. He summoned the special mission's roulette.

[Special Roulette]

After the special mission reached the perfect rating, one would get a chance to draw a lottery. The reward would be reflected in reality!

...

The special mission's roulette looked similar to the normal mission's perfect roulette, but the content of the rewards were vastly different.

The rewards were more generous, be it cash or shares of a certain group. The quantity was almost flattering!

Some of the rewards were very mysterious!

[Forced platform-wide funeral live broadcast once] ; [Sent to any location once!] ; [Receive a promise from a certain industry boss!] ; and other magical rewards.

Compared to the ordinary roulette, the special roulette..,

Was more than several times more valuable!

Unfortunately, he only had one chance to draw!

Su Chen secretly prayed in silence, then his gaze fell on the reward of 50% ownership of the Tengxun Group, and he began to draw!

The needle on the roulette began to spin rapidly, continuously sweeping over the various astonishing rewards!

Su Chen nervously looked on!

It eventually slowed.

In the end, it stopped!

Su Chen felt his heartbeat quicken, and his breathing quickened!

It was getting closer and closer to its target reward!

Snap!

It stopped!

It slowly landed on the reward of owning 50% of the Tengxun Group's shares!

"Holy f*ck!"

Su Chen was stunned!

His dream came true, and the surprise had been most abrupt!

That was half of the shares of the famous Tengxun Group of the country. Rather than half, just a tiny bit of the shares would be enough for one to live comfortably over several lifetimes!

This was half of it!

I'm rich! I'm going to be rich!

"Ding! Congratulations on drawing a special reward: Forced platform-wide funeral live broadcast once!"

"Ding! When this reward is used, the funeral would be forcibly broadcasted on all platforms!"

At that moment, the system's notification sounded. Su Chen's expression changed, and he quickly looked at the special reward wheel again!

His smile stiffened, and the corner of his mouth twitched!

The needle that had just steadily landed on the Tengxun Group's shares, for some reason, was a millimeter past!

It was just a millimeter!

A millimeter away from wealth beyond any measure!

"You little piece of shit!"

Su Chen wanted to vomit blood. It had toyed with his feelings like he was no better than bacteria!

...

An old man holding a walking stick stumbled down the street with great difficulty. His face was sorrowful, and his hair was white.

The stitched clothes on his body were almost see-through, and there was a string of handmade bells tied to his wrist.

Along with his every move, there was a crisp tinkling from time to time.

On his skin, which was covered with grayish-black age spots, were traces of the vicissitudes of time.

His name was Nie Yugang, and he was an ordinary pensioner.

When he was young, he had been a model worker. At that time, he was lacking in resources, but he was content as long as he had a meal on his table. However, he came across a child. An abandoned baby in a haystack.

The sound of crying had touched the man's emotions. He could not bear to let him drift into the wilderness, so he carried him home.

He surprised himself by refusing to release the child soon after.

In that poor era, any man who could raise a family had to be decently well-off.

For an abandoned child like this, the heartless parents would never come back to look for him, and no one would be willing to adopt a baby.

Nie Yugang could not bear it and adopted the child.

However, he never thought that because he adopted the child, he would miss out on several blind dates in succession.

There was no other reason. Who would be willing to follow you if you had a child?

He had also thought of giving the child to someone else, or even throwing it away!

However, due to his conscience, he clung to the child like his life mattered on him.

As he remained trapped in this cycle, time went on.

Under Nie Yugang's care, the boy grew up and entered a good university.

Now, he was successful in his studies and career.

However, he remained an adopted son. He wanted to find his biological parents.

Because of this, old Nie had quarreled with him several times and caused quite a commotion. The child had not contacted him for half a month.

It was normal for a child to want to find his biological parents.

How could Nie Yugang not understand it?

But he just could not get past the hurdle in his heart!

Was he being selfish to want to raise the child and care for him as his own?

Or was he furious at the irresponsible biological parents who abandoned the child in the wild without any conscience?

Nie Yugang himself could not tell.

Now... he didn't have to.

His wrinkled arm was covered in needle marks of all sizes. It was something he had discovered in the past half month. He had always thought it was a stomach ache, but it turned out to be cancer!

He could not afford treatment, and it was practically incurable anyway.

Oh well.

He gave up on treatment.

His time had come. He was ready to accept it.

Perhaps after he died, the child would be able to find his biological parents without any hindrance.

He looked back on his life with doubt. Had he been a burden to the child?

His ordinary life carried too many regrets. The lines on his face deepened.

"Su Funeral Company?"

Unknowingly, Nie Yugang found himself before the doors of a shop.

When he looked up, the sign outside caught his eye.

Create a mysterious and terrifying past!