Side Story 40 《Saintess Party》Elma’s POV 36: Upgraded Version of Me!?

"U-uhh…"

Magmell looked confused due to the sudden event.

It was no wonder.

After all, her hands were suddenly grabbed by a strange pig who

was breathing heavily through his nose.

If it was me, I would've slapped him in the face.

But the pig started to speak emotionally as if he had met a real

goddess… or to be more precise, his ideal woman, "You are the

goddess whom I've been searching for… Would you please give me

the honor of knowing your name…?"

"Y-yes. My name is Magmell. I'm the 'Staff' Saintess."

"I see… I beg your pardon for the late introduction, but my name is

Porco. And I'm single."

"Eh, uhh, okay…?"

No, what the hell were you spouting with such a manly face!?

Magmell was put off, wasn't she!?

More importantly, didn't you like me!?

....

Wait, no!?

I was the one into him—or at least, that was the mistaken idea that

he had!?

It was kinda late to say this, but that was all just a serious

misunderstanding, okay!?

Still, I wondered why he made advances on Magmell all of a

sudden…

"—!?"

There, I suddenly noticed.

A gentle look, a polite demeanor, and to top it off—a very softlooking figure paired with a plump chest.

――Yes, her characteristics overlapped with mine!

Or more like, wasn't she totally the upgraded version of me!?

....

No, she wasn't the upgraded version of me!?

She was the upgraded version of me 'when I was using Saintess

Move'!?

That's a very important point, so take note of it!

"Kh…"

However, it'd be understandable if that was the case.

Not to mention, Magmell was perfectly equipped with something I

was lacking.

――Yes, the last piece of the puzzle, that was 'big breasts'.

No wonder the big breasts-lover pig immediately fell for her.

I should've noticed it before asking her to wake the pig up.

Well, whoever the pig took a liking to wasn't my problem; I just didn't

like the fact that he was bothering Magmell, and worse still,

considering the misunderstanding he was under, this meant he was

dumping me, the nerve!

Just look at his jiggling belly, what gave him the right to dump me,

outrageous!?

"U-umm, could you please release my hands…"

"Do you believe in fate?"

"Eh, uhh…"

So cringey!?

I was getting a little irritated, so I decided to tell a despair-inducing

fact to the pig, "Fufu, Porco, you'd best stop, you know? Magmellsan is Exa-sama's wife."

"!?"

Goodness, this should calm him down a little.

This is why men who love big breasts are no good… I released a

small sigh but,

"No, I don't mind even if you're a married woman! Please be this

humble Porco's wi—fugyuu!?"

――Thud.

Since the pig was going out of his mind, I decided to choke him to

sleep again.

Though I must say, wouldn't it be better if I take this chance to have

this pig sleep for eternity?