"Please believe the words on this note. I happened upon it by accident, but I thought it was a prank, so I didn't pay it any mind. However, I was wrong. Misfortune began to plague me on the seventh day after finding the note, to the point where I had the worst luck imaginable; even drinking water would get stuck in my teeth, and I would stub my toe when passing gas. On the eighth day, I fell ill with a high fever that wouldn't subside, and I started seeing things that are normally invisible. They clung to me, disrupting my sleep and appetite. Often, just as I would fall asleep, I'd be woken up, and then my body would move on its own. I couldn't control my body and several times narrowly avoided suicide, saved by others."