Oga the child caretaker

(3rd POV)

While Angelia and her counterpart are roaming inside the dungeon, Oga and Furuichi just finished dealing with baby Beel's peeing problem.

"... it's called Peebeegone." Hilda finished her item introduction

"The end sound cutesy. But it's just a joke, right?" Furuichi deadpanned

"Joke, no joke, it doesn't matter. This way, the city can stay above water level."

"No, it will flood." Hilda declined which made both high school students surprised. "Although it's an alternate dimension, it's not infinite. It will only last for 2 to 3 hours." She explained

"Nani?" Furuichi manage to keep his calm and asked "Can't we just replace it with a new one?"

"There are no spare," Hilda said in her usual bland tone, she look at the humans in the room and sighed, "you people just can't accept your fate. You should be spending this time deciding which city you will drown."

"Alrighty then, you shut the hell up!" Oga yelled at Hilda then turn to look at baby Beel. "Okay, he's calmed down for now, but the baby Beel dam is gonna burst at any time! We can't let down our guard." He concluded

"Thankfully, no one is at home today at my place!" well, it was in the original route

"...Uh, Qiqi is here." everyone in the room turns their attention to the girl standing in the front of the room's door, no one has noticed her until now.

"Who are you? How did you get in here?" Hilda pointed her umbrella at Qiqi, the little girl just tipped her head aside and pull out a note from her pocket "Eto... Angelia told me to stay here for a day because she is having personal matters to deal with..." Qiqi flip to the next page of the note then put it back into her pocket.

"Yeah... I forgot that Angelia-sensei told us to take care of her, great, now we have another kid to take care of." Oga groaned.

"Hey, didn't Angelia-sensei tell you that she is even older than all of us combined?" Furuichi remind his friend, his statement makes Hilda surprised and curious about the girl standing in front of her.

She remembers the older 'humans' named Angelia and Tenshira were able to withstand her young master's lighting strike without any problems, after a long time of observation she also conclude that the two women are still hiding their strength. While being capable of doing incredible feats without the help of magic or king crest, Hilda was able to notice them using the ruler like a sword sometimes and it makes her shiver whenever she senses that sword aura.

Now standing in front of her is a child of those women, although she isn't sure how do two women have a child together but she won't question it. But there is a question that is hanging in her mind about this kid, how can this girl even older than her?

"So... Qiqi-chan, do you mind introducing yourself to us a little? So we can get to know each other well." Furuichi kindly asked the girl, Qiqi nodded and began her usual introduction, "My name is Qiqi Yamikage and I'm a zombie... what comes next, I don't remember." A little different than usual, Qiqi used Angelia's last name, which proved that she accepted to become Angelia's child.

"Wait! What do you mean by you are a zombie? Doesn't zombie is like... well everyone knows, rotten and mindless?" Furuichi and Oga panicked while Hilda is having a closer look at Qiqi.

After some closer look, Hilda sighed and use her umbrella to hit the two panicking idiots, "being undead doesn't mean one has to be mindless and rotten, there are many types of undead and some of them are very intelligent. In her case, I think coming back from the dead and made an impact on her mind and made it very weak compared to a normal human. But I can assure you that she isn't the type to go around and bite people." She explained

"Ohhhh." The two idiots finally get it.

...

"So... what are we doing just now?" Oga asked his friend, "wait, aren't we discussing finding replace for baby Beel?"

"Yeah, that is! Qiqi, please hold baby Beel for a minute, I gonna find something to replace that thing for Beel." Then Oga rushes out of his room trying to find something.

"Da..." "uh..." Qiqi and baby Beel stare at each other quietly for a long time, long enough to make Fuiruichi and the 2 demons in the room curious and how did she be able to hold the future demon king for so long without any problems.

~ a long moment of staring ~

"Diapers, that is!" Oga pick up baby Beel from Qiqi's arm and prepare to go out, "Furuichi, you handle cleaning up the house! I will go out to buy some diapers with Qiqi and Beel." He pulled Qiqi's cold arm and pulled her mercilessly.

"Wait, what do you mean? What should I do with everything soaked like this?" Fuiruichi called for his friend but Oga simply ignore it, "wait, normal diapers aren't gonna work."

Back to our dump protagonist, he is having Qiqi and baby Beel hanging over his shoulders and running as fast as he can toward the nearest store, "just you wait baby Beel, they said no leaks, no matter the amount!" even with Angelia's dedicate teaching, his intelligent couldn't improve one bit, that is up to expected.

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Walking into the Ishiyama (drug) store, Oga meets Shintaro Natsume, a senior student in Ishiyama high school and also one of Kanzaki's underlings. Currently, he is at the drugstore to buy some stuff for himself and his leader.

While Oga is having difficulties choosing the diaper for Beel, Shintaro standing beside him talks about the Tōhōshinki and explain to Oga, the stupid main character didn't pay any attention at all and put the diaper on baby Beel's head.

Shintaro sighed in disappointment and then shift his attention to the little girl who has been standing next to Oga for a long time but didn't do anything.

"And Oga-chan, is this girl your child too? I'm sure you are still too young to have a daughter this big." Oga didn't care much and continued browsing through the diapers. "No, she is Angelia-sensei's child, she asked me to take care of her for a day because she is having some personal matter to attend to." Oga gives a simple answer while picking up more diapers from the shelf.

"I see..." Shintori's face stiffed a bit then he stand up and walk out of the store.

Not long after that, a group of armed rushed inside and shouted

"Stay calm!" (hold za fuk up, what up with the sub?)

"If you don't, you're dead meat!" his companion added

Every staff member of the store is scared and slowly walk out of the counter while raising their hand, Oga and Beel also join the hostage group, although he isn't scared at all, it's just what the plot wants him to do it.

Hilda and Furuichi also join the fun because of the plot, even if the demon maid can just beat the shit out of them right away.

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(Angelia POV)

After spending a lot of time-fighting inside the crappy ID and opening some gacha, we were finally able to rest on our comfortable sofa and watch some news while eating snacks like usual.

Did I forget something? Oh right, Qiqi is together with Oga-kun now, I will pick her up later.

TV: "according to the report we just received, the armed suspects who robbed the Ishiyama bank escaped and are holed up in a nearby drugstore! They have taken hostage!"

(I'm confused about the drugstore and a normal store.)

Hm? Where have I heard about this situation before? Is this sound strangely familiar somehow... did I forget anything about the plot of this story?

TV: "we bring you a live report... according to the information we have, inside the store were 2 high schools student, 1 cosplaying female and what is believed to be a baby and a young little girl."

... Damn that is the store robbing part alright, I forgot that Oga-kun will get into trouble today and I somehow stupid enough to ask him to take care of Qiqi!

"Angelia, do you think we should help them out? I mean they will would be still perfectly fine without us helping."

"Heh, you are me, I thought that you already know what to do."

"Yeah, we are good teachers so we have unique teaching method, let's watch how Oga-kun will act after all of our teaching."

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"... our disappointment is immesureable and our day is further ruined..." yeah, no matter what I try, Oga will always be an idiots, in fact, most males in this world are stupid.