[Game Start]
Waking up in a frozen forest, Nathan was confused as he looked around.
'where am I? Why am I here? How did I get here?' thought Nathan when snow started falling all around him. While Nathan watched in confusion and wonder, the snow swirled in the center of the clearing forming first into white legs that changed into white suit legs and black loafers and soon after the top half formed into a white suit and a blue bowtie.
The man wearing the dapper suit had owl like glasses on and a a flat cap, also known as paddy cap.
"Well the answer to your first question is you're in the frozen forest of Limbo, the second and third one can be summed up in one sentence." said the man, his voice was deep but strangely gentle.
"what's the sentence?" Nathan asked trying not to panic about the magic man appearing in front of him.
*Inhales deeply*
"You died by masturbation." he said with a dead look in his eyes.
"...Sorry what?" Nathan asked just to make sure.
"You were masturbating so hard your brain kicked the bucket." And he did indeed say that.
'I... I don't want to exist....'
"Don't be so depressed my son, thankfully my wife found your situation... uhm.... 'interesting' and wanted to help." He said with a strained smile.
"She laughed her ass off didn't she?" Nathan asked with a deadpan expression.
"Yup." He replied without missing a beat.
"Well tell me what she wants to do to help."
The older gentleman snapped his fingers and they appeared in a study room with a blue fire in the over hanging lantern. Both men sat down with the older man sitting behind the desk.
"Who are you anyway? Not to be rude." Nathan asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well humans from earth 6667 refer to me as God, but you can call me Tom." Said the man with a smile.
"Wait, you mean like creator of everything God?" Nathan asked in surprise.
"No there's many Gods across the Omniverse, I'm just the owner of universe 6667 and the administrator of Omniverse Reincarnation Department."
"Great."
"Now let's get your reincarnation underway."
"Where do we start?"
"Well first let's choose your world."
"Are fictional worlds possible?"
"Well yes, the Omniverse is basically infinite possibilities for worlds."
"Can I go to Naruto?"
"Well what version?"
"what do you mean what version?" asked Nathan like an Idiot.
"Remember the infinite possibilities? Well just like the infinite possibilities of earth and the Tutorial Timelines A.k.a Earth AUs, Naruto has other timelines than the original."
"well can you give me a list?"
[Naruto timelines: Click to open]
"thank you very much Tom."
"My pleasure."
[Naruto Timelines:
Original.
Naruko Uzumaki
Horny Naruto
Naruto Uchiha
....
....
Custom]
"Hey Tom, what would happen if I chose Custom?"
"Well you basically get a template of the original and get to augment it."
"What kinda things can I change?"
"Almost anything."
*Gremlin laughs and keyboard clicks start*
[Custom AU: The Forgotten Raven
Naruto: Normal Except now has a family member, A.k.a Me
Hinata and Hanabi now has a brother that is an outcast, A.k.a Me.
New Clan.
2 new tailed beasts.
New sage animals
New Clan compound: Uzumaki Clan Compound: Konohagakure.
Inuzuka has an ancestor.]
"I'm done Tom."
"..."
"Tom?" Nathan looks up to see Tom sleeping with a large bubble coming from his nose.
"....TOM!"
*KRRSH*
"WHAT YA BRAT!?" Yelled Tom with a bump on his head.
"I'm done." Nathan said as he pointed to the screen with a deadpan expression.
"oh...."
"What next?"
"Well now you need to make your character."
"Aaand how do I do that Tom?"
[Click to start character creation process]
*click*
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Status:
Name: Nathan Rivers
Title: Divine Laughing stock
Class: The Gamer
Age: 23
Level: 0
Bloodlines:
Normal Motherfucker
Stats:
HP: 0/0 [You're dead]
Strength: 0
Vitality: 0
Dexterity: infinite
Intelligence: 15
Wisdom: 12
Luck: ???
Charm: 0
-Perks-
None
Skills:
None
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"Wow.... Just wow."
"Wait, Athena actually did it?"
"Did what?"
"Athena gave you the name of the Divine Laughing stock because you made her laugh. No one can make Athena laugh." Said Tom with a smirk.
"Well I guess I should make my new life."
(3 hours later)
"Finally done." Nathan said after finishing the creation process.
"Great! Now the second part."
"what?"
"The body creation process"
".....Ffffffffffuck."
(2 hours later)
"Now I'm done."
"Great, now the location proc-"
"DON'T CARE JUST SEND ME DAMNIT."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm su-"
"Have a safe flight~" Tom said with a smirk.
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