Poor obito
After drawing lots my team was number 7. I couldn't stop laughing when I found out my teammate was Obito. This was gonna be fun. The other teammate was Shizune. Obito at first made a fuss and said he wanted to change teams, the instructors told him, that ninjas don't choose their teammates in missions and that if he ever wanted to be a ninja he should deal with it. Right after I went on and put my hands over Obitos shoulder saying: " we best of buds, I always had a feeling me and you where meant to be best friends, now stop trying to escape first and lets win this. " I had the most widest smirk imaginable anyone could see I was lying. well, that was the fun of it.
When the instructors tied our legs and gave the go signal, I picked up Shizune on my back . She made a fuss at first but I told her I would buy her dango if she shut up. Then I ran the fastest I could. Before Obito could react man was being dragged on the ground. yelling for help, a few of the ninjas looked at me glaring that wasn't team work. I could care less about the ninja evaluation. I had an opportunity to mess with obito , I had to to use it to full force. I made sure to make obito hit as many rocks and obstacles as possible. after 5 min of carrying 2 people by force, we reached the finish line first. After catching my breath I began to laugh like garp and then went to Obito saying : "Good work best friend, We demolished the competition. Couldnt do it without you. Hope we are in the same team again." Obito's head was spinning too much to be able to talk. A few ninjas came and took him out with a stretcher. After that, I told Shizune I lied about the dango. She was fuming but I ignored her. She was lucky I was not the game is game guy from Earth.( AN: google if interested for reference).
Now that was some solid fun, if they rejected me from the academy for this, it would still be worth it. I did completely ruin the point of this test and should get negative points since I didn't show an ounce of teamwork.
After the rest of the teams finished their run. The instructors published a paper on the ranking of all candidates based on the points they got on the tests. I got 5th place cause I completely bombed the Shurkien test even though I got first place in all the other competitions. Shisui got second place and Kakashi first place. And of course, Obito got last place. Not that he could see, since he was still out could for being dragged for 1 mile.
After that, they said they would discuss who to let in the academy in the next two weeks and they would send a letter to all who would get accepted. We all went home. Since I caused both shisui and Obito not to be able to walk, the instructions forced me to take them home. I said of course I'm best of friends with both of them why not.
While dragging these two bums I began preaching to them about the god of muscle and how he will bring salvation to the ninja world and they should thank the god of muscles 5 times a day, or else a muscle monster will come knock them out. they both were annoyed with my jibberish but couldn't say anything since I hit them in the head any time they talked and I said it was the work of god, not me.
After I dropped them off , I went home. My mom was waiting for me in front of the house. I gave her a hug and went in to eat dinner. While dinner I told my mom I had a lot of fun in the tests and made a lot of " friends ". I told her about how wooped everyone's ass in duels and physical tests. My dad told me: " I accept nothing else from my son, I would bet your uncle would have been proud". After eating the steak my mom prepared I went to my bed. And began laughing at all the things I did today. After sleeping I dreamed about making my own brand off protein powder, selling it across the village.
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