Baptism

The next day I had all the things needed to open up a food stand. Now all I needed was slaves ... no I mean unpaid interns. How should I make these pagans believe in the muscle god? Thankfully we had taijutsu spars 2-3 times a week in the academy. I always used to just surrender or not show up for the duels. so a lot of the kids thought I had given up on being a ninja since I did nothing in the academy and thought I was way behind. I hoped Obito would be one of these stupid idiots, I estimated Shisui knew better. Hopefully, a few very painful hits in the head could convert these pagans. If not we had to resort to more manipulative ways. 

At taijutsu today I challenged Obito , Obito being the fool he is thought since he saw me fail at every subject in the academy, he would have caught up. Mans needed to be dragged for 1 more mile to understand his place. Rin and even Kakashi tried stopping him, but the man sure had deaf ears. he said "it's time for me to pay you back for all your bullying". when we went into the arena I told him with a straight face " The reason I'm so hard on you is cause, I believe you are chosen by the god of muscles like me, and needed to just pushed a little to awaken your talents, now let see if you can live up to your potential". when the match began I let him do a few hits that I blocked with ease. after 2-3 min I told him: " only true believers of the god of muscle get to be strong, it is time for you to see the strength of an oracle of the muscle god".

I took out my kimono belt, folded it in half, and started wooping the shit out of Obito. He was crying . I told him" Only those who believe in the muscle god and the oracle get to be strong and spared, now obito, do you believe in the muscle go?"He hesitated for a second so I smacked him in the ass again with the belt. I asked him" Do you believe", he said yes with a forced expression, I smacked him again and asked, "what do you believe in". Obito finally said: "I believe in the muscle god." he just wanted out of the pain but I will take that. I told him " Nice, nice as your senior and oracle I welcome you to the world, now it's time for your baptism". 

he asked what is the baptism. I said," Don't worry about it, it be over before you know it". I grabbed Obito and put him in a tombstone pile driver, and finally did the move on him. I told him "One must die to be reborn as a muscle god chosen". After hearing that he was knocked out. Rin came and gave me a glare and took obito to the nurse's office. I ran out to the bathroom. I couldn't control myself anymore, I had to laugh like Garp. That was a master class in acting and bullshit that I pulled off. 

after laughing for 5 min I came back to a furious instructor telling me I can't woop someone with a belt and knock him out in spars. I told him, Obito needed to be reborn as a man of god. He got more confused and angry. he spent 30 min lecturing me and saying one more time and I will be expled. dammit it, how could I convert Shisui then. I didn't want to get out of the academy just yet there were still some books I needed to read and more bullying to do to the academy kids. 

After the spars, we went back to the classroom with some people glaring at me for all the nonsense I did with Obito. I was too busy thinking of how to get my second slave. there was one easy way, saying to him how we could show the village a kinder and more passionate side of the Uchiha clan with a food stand. The problem with this method was that it was far too easy and unfun. I needed to make shisui to work a more hubirus way. 

AN: make sure to leave comments and give some good reviews for the novel. I need more people to read this novel. also, I made a discord for you to ask questions or recommendations https://discord. gg/Y7kXWtre