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Naruto- Essence Of Assimilation

Forget logic, this a crack-fic. ................................ Kuroi, floating in the air, like none of the physical forces restricted him anymore. There was a bright light behind him. It looked like he was ascending to a higher plane of existence and what did he say at that moment? "All sizes makes my wood rise..."

Fire_Boy_5319 · アニメ·コミックス
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6 Chs

Babysitting

Chap-3

{Taimu Skippu: 1 week}[A/N: Time Skip]

The past week has been a bliss for Kuroi, he was living life as he pleased since he had [Ace]'s physique, his energy level was off the roof, he was active for nearly 20 hours a day and slept for just 4 hours. Mainly because he didn't assimilate with the negative attributes of [Ace]. So he doesn't have sea water weakness or the side character who will die for mc's character development halo.

He was invited by Kushina again to have 'dinner'. Their current relationship was a wonder even to Kuroi since he didn't expect Kushina to invite him again. They fucked like rabbits all night. Both of them had stamina higher than 1 percent of humans on the planet, so they could go all night while waking up fresh the next day with a few hours of sleep.

To Kuroi it was all weird since Kushina still treated him like he was a kid, but did stuff like feeling his dick with her legs under the table or giving him a blowjob under the same table he and Naruto were eating.

He had to maintain a stone face real hard to not let Naruto notice. He had to distract him with figures made out of fire.

Currently, on training ground 17, one could spot Kuroi, fully dressed in his shinobi outfit which was an all-black costume, suited for stealth missions. He chose to wear it because he found it to be cool. He is currently trying to learn how to imbue his A.Haki into his kunai.

"It's really confusing…." He complained looking at his kunai. He couldn't wrap his head around how to imbue his A.Haki into the kunai.

"Fuckk…." His frustration reached a point where he overloaded the thing with his A.haki, it crumbled into small pieces and fell down.

He looked at the fallen scraps of metal with a shocked expression, "Did I just learn internal destruction!?" 

He looked at a tree nearby and punched it, at first his punch did nothing but in the next second, the behind of the tree exploded, sending off many scraps.

'Shit!' Before the tree could fall down and create a loud noise, Kuroi caught it.

'Now what?' He didn't know what to do with the tree now. 'Whatever fuck this.' He planted the tree back into the ground. His strength made it very easy for him to do so.

"#Environmentalist." He smirked and rubbed the dust off his hands. "This should be enough training for today, I wanna go check out the famous Ichiraku Ramen shop." He took his bag and put it over his shoulders.

He liked his new life very much, he has fun every day and gets to have 'fun' with a beauty almost every day. He was living a dream life. He walked out of the training ground, giving a nod to the retired Jonin who was in charge of overseeing that place. He found out that this world is a lot more 'real' and detailed compared to the original.

One thing which surprised him are the fact that the Hokage is an absolute pushover. He met him just once this week and the first thing he did was puff a smoke at his face, much to Kuroi's irritation. If it wasn't for the fact that he liked living in Konoha, he would have slapped the teeths of his mouth. He asked him to join the Anbu, saying that he'd promote him to a Chunin and give access to some powerful justus.

"That fox…" Just thinking about his pissed off Kuroi.

'Being an Anbu doesn't only take most of my free time, I would have to listen to that fox and do crazy shit like killing a kid or something…' Kuroi knew Hiruzen's character. His O.Haki is now advanced enough to sense someone's basic emotion. When Hiruzen saw him, all he felt was greed behind that old wrinkled face. 

'Not to mention that the Uchiha massacre should be this time around.' He already noticed how the Uchiha Police force is slowly getting more and more aggressive. They looked like they were ready to throw hands, and Kuroi wouldn't blame them. After all, the 'whole village'(Mainly the political leaders) ostracised them.

"Should I get involved in this ficasoo too?" He wondered out loud while smiling politely at the people who greeted him. His reputation was good in the village since before his graduation, he worked a lot of part-time jobs for money in the commercial street. 

'I can't just be lazy while a whole fucking clan is getting killed…' He grimaced. He wondered how Itachi managed to kill kids and innocent people.

'That cunt was fucking stupid, for all of his genius he couldn't even understand a simple thing. Killing someone innocent just to make sure the majority survived?'

"Just kill the Hokage and others." The village can fuck itself, it's not gonna be hurt in any manner. Even if the other villages attacked, which I don't think they will. They are just going to occupy some of the huge fucking land the Fire Daimyo has. The village won't be hurt that much in the long run.

"What did you just say!?" A man nearby who heard Kuroi's speech exclaimed in shock. Due to propaganda and brainwashing from a young age, most of the villagers looked up to the Hokage as if he was the reason they could live.

Kuroi just glanced at the man and released a controlled burst of Conqueror's Haki, making the man faint and fall to the ground. Kuroi used his leg to break the man's fall, to make sure that his head didn't hit the ground.

He walked towards his destination, leaving the man there. 'I may be kind, but I'm not that kind.'

He soon reached the famous Ichiraku Ramen, the place loved by many. 

"Welcome dear customer! What would you like to have!?" An enthusiastic man immediately asked, he had a mysterious charm to him that Kuroi couldn't put his finger around.

'Maybe he really is an Outsusuki…' Kuroi smiled at his own thoughts and asked, "Just a regular bowl."

"Regular bowl coming right up!"

...............…

Inside her house, Kushina was making lunch. She was wearing her usual dress with a pink apron over it, she had her hair tied in a long ponytail. 

"Hmmm… um…. Hummm…" She was humming a famous tune.

Naruto was in school so she was alone. 

"*Sigh* I wish Kuroi was here…" She absentmindedly said. A moment later she realised what she said and her face got flustered.

"Godd.. what am I saying? Did I really just say that?" She placed her hands on her cheeks. She was really double minded when it came to Kuroi, it was as if a switch was turned on whenever she was with Kuroi. She couldn't really control herself, especially after they fucked more than once.

"I'm a pedo…" She whispered.

She knew she was a cradle robber. 'Kuroi should have given his first time to someone he loves… not a 30 year old bimbo like me..' she was feeling guilty.

"He did say he loved me though…" Her face got red again remembering how much he would say that whenever he came. She thought Kuroi was an innocent kid, so she didn't really notice his act.

"I wonder if he'll come today. He didn't come last night." She continued her cooking.

'But…'

She closed her eyes, thinking what Naruto would think when he found that his mom assaulted a kid.

*Sigh..* She took a deep breath and sighed.

'Now that I already went this far… should I just accept myself? There's no point in denying it longer, I fucked a kid. That's the truth to it.'

"I'll just hope that Kuroi will grow up and eventually leave me. If he understands that I took advantage of him he'll probably come to hate me…. And leave me alone…. And so will Naruto…" She suddenly got emotional.

"Fuckk…. I don't want him to leave me…. But I hope he does too…"

Kushina was really struggling to decide, on one hand she wanted Kuroi to leave her and live a good life. But on the other hand she didn't want him to leave.

"I'm a selfish bitch.."

*Ding!* Her doorbell interrupted her thought. She wiped her tears and washed her hands. She went to her door, wondering who would come at this time as she wiped her hands on her apron.

She opened the door, and was surprised to see Kuroi standing there with his 'innocent' smile. "Hello, Kushina-san."

"Kuroi-kun? Don't you have any missions?" She asked him, while happy to see him. Her previous sadness was slowly getting replaced by happiness.

"I did all my quota for the week yesterday, so I'm free this week." He said as he got inside, he removed his shoes and stood before Kushina.

"Ohh, so that's why you didn't come yesterday!" She clapped her hands, figuring it out.

"That's right." Kuroi smiled, as he snaked his hand around her waist, looking up to her flustered face. He was still a bit shorter than her, his head just reached her chin. "Did you miss me Kushina-san, I sure missed you."

"Um- yeah, I missed you too…" Kushina avoided looking him in the eyes.

"I'm so happy to hear that Kushina-san," Kuroi said 'sincerely' as he hugged her tight, one of his hands over her ass while the other on her back. He buried his head on the middle of her breast, enjoying her sweet smell. "I love you."

Hearing that Kushina also got flustered, she felt butterflies on her stomach when he said that. She too hugged him back and kissed the top of his head. Forgetting all the guilt and sadness she had a while ago, "I love you too, Kuroi-kun." She didn't even mind his sweaty body, in fact she kinda liked it.

'Is it fate? He came just in time when I was sad. To cheer me up.'

The truth is, Kuroi was there because he felt Kushina's sadness when he passed by her house, so he came to cheer her up.

"Have you eaten yet?" Kushina asked, while still hugging her.

"No" Kuroi was always up for more food.

"Come, I made lunch!" Kushin smiled widely as she took him inside. "We can watch some movies after that!"

...........

'I'm surprised that this world has horror movies… but it's literally trash.' Kuroi thought while looking at the movie on the TV. This world's technology really confused him because things like AC, TV and cameras existed while there were no phones or computers. 

'Anime logic I guess?'

[Why are there 8 of us!? We were totally just 7!!]

"Woah~" Kushina who was cuddled up beside Kuroi was really interested in the movie though.

'Is the bar so low that even this is good? I agree that it is better than She Hulk though' Kuroi thought, the main reason he was watchin it is because Kushina seemed to really like it. 

And who in the right mind would have the heart to do something else when a beauty is cuddling with him? Kushina was literally sticking to Kuroi. She was leaning her head on his shoulders while his arms were around her, playing with her hair.

Kuroi looked at her, mesmerised at her beauty while she was focused on the movie. 

'I'm confused… I was just after her body just a few days ago, why do I feel something different now?' He wondered, the real reason he didn't meet her yesterday was because he was a bit confused about his own feelings for her. Before he knew it, he started having feelings for her.

He couldn't help it. Kushina was literally pampering him with both food and sex, cuddling him whenever possible. She did the age old strategy of feeding and draining him, and it worked with 200% efficiency.

"Hey Kushina.." He called her, deciding something important. He was going to tell the truth and stop acting anymore.

"Huh?" She was confused, wondering why he was suddenly serious. 'Did he just call me just by my name?'

"I wanna say something." He said seriously, which just made Kushina anxious.

"I want to apologize."

"Huh? Why?" Kushina was confused. 'Why is he apologizing?'

"I- *Sigh..* It's harder than I thought…" He sighed and continued, "I'm not honest with you."

"What do you mean?" Kushina was even more confused.

"When we first fuck." Kushina blushed at his open comment, "I was acting innocent. I just wanted to fuck you that day, you were so damn beautiful and I was mesmerized by your beauty from the very first day we met."

Kushina's mouth was gaped open in shock. She was in total shock, she never even thought that Kuroi was acting.

"But after our time together, I soon grew to love you, and after that it hurt to act before you. That is why I didn't come to meet you yesterday like a coward on the guise of doing my missions. In truth I was just scared, but I finally built the courage to say this to you, I'm sorry with all my heart."

"Ah-" 

"No, let me finish." Kuroi placed his finger over her lips, stopping whatever she wanted to say. He was really happy inside because she wasn't throwing a fit, he saw that as a win.

"I really love you, but I'll understand if you don't like me now. If you want to beat the shit out of me or even kill me, you may go ahead." Kuroi closed his eyes, ready to accept any of her punishment.

He waited for her, but suddenly opened his eyes in shock when he felt her lips over his, her hands holding his cheeks tenderly. She was kissing his lips at a moderate pace, trying to push as much as emotion through it as she could.

"What?" Kuroi asked cluelessly.

"Hahaha," Kushina chuckled, "I'm so happy to hear that you know, I was feeling guilty that I was taking advantage of a kid, but you're not as innocent as I thought you would be."

"Does that mean I'm forgiven?" 

"Oh no Mr. Innocent, your punishment hasn't yet started…" Kushina pushed him down and sat on top of him, cradling his hips in her legs.

"Show me how 'sincere' you are…" She trailed her finger over his lips while looking at his face with lust. She grinded her butt over his crotch, just to tease him.

"With pleasure."

..............

"Ahhhh~ you brat, I can't even stand~" Kushina complained, standing in front of her door, talking to Kuroi who was about to leave. They fucked for nearly 3 hours, and Kuroi had to leave since he had an appointment with Mikoto this evening for something.

"I already miss the time when you called me 'Kuroi-kun', Kushina," Kuroi smirked. He was now more energetic after getting a good few kisses.

"You lying brat." Kushina acted like she was annoyed while tying her hair into a bun, it was about time Naruto would return, so she wanted to clean her couch which now reeks of sex.

"That I am." Kuroi laughed and stood up after putting on his shoes. He pecked Kushina's lips and said, "Take care and I'll try to come for dinner."

"You better do." Kushina pecked him again. "And don't forget to give the food to Mikoto."

"Yeah." Kuroi lifted the plastic bag in his hand, "I won't. Bye, wifey."

Saying that Kuroi immediately left, leaving behind a blushing Kushina who was flustered and happy at the same time, "Wifey?.."

"This day sure was productive, I learnt internal destruction and got to confess to Kushina for real, how can this day get any better?" Kuroi said as he walked towards the Uchiha compound.

Mikoto called him to babysit Sasuke as she had some work, he accepted it without much of a thought as he would both get paid and can see the situation inside the Uchiha compound. He soon reached the large gate which was the Clan's entrance.

'This looks like a gated community.' 

"Hey, who are you?" A guard who was at the gate called him out.

"Oh, I'm Kuroi Uzumaki. Mikoto-san called me here to babysit her son."

Realisation dawned on the guard's face as he said, "So you're the kid huh? Take the 4th left from here and the patriarch's house is the 3rd on the left."

"Thanks, man." Kuroi thanked him for the info.

"No problem." The guard waved his hand and continued to read his 'Icha Icha' novel.

'He seemed to be a nice guy. Just as I thought, not all of them are assholes.'

Kuroi followed the instructions given by the guard and soon reached a large Japanese-style house. The house was huge, much bigger than any house around it.

*Knock!* *Knock!* He knocked on the door. Soon he heard the sound of someone's food steps. He thought it'd be Mikoto, but was surprised to see who opened the door.

It was none other than the man who his crush likes, Itachi Uchiha.

"Yes?" Itachi asked.

"Oh, I'm sorry" Kuroi was surprised a bit, but soon gained his focus and said, "I'm Kuroi Uzumaki, Mikoto-san asked me to babysit Sasuke."

"So, you're the one huh? Mother told me about you, Uzumaki-san. Please come in." Itachi was ever the polite kid and invited Kuroi inside. Kuroi entered the house, making sure to be polite. He removed his shoes and followed Itachi to the living room.

"Would you like to have something to eat or drink?" Itachi asked, his face didn't show a single emotion from the beginning.

"No thanks."

"I see, then please take care of Sasuke till my mother returns Uzumaki-san, I have a mission."

"You don't need to be concerned."

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Gime some stones and comments. And is it just me? I find Hiruzen to be so incompetent. At first I kinda liked him, but now that I think back to his character, he was too much of a waste of a Kage. I'm not talking about his power, but his achievements and character.

For all I care, he could very well be as strong as Tobirama, but I would still not like him if he had the same character.