Chapter 1: I got Reincarnated? Fuck my life...

Where should I start? I got killed by a speeding trash can, not cliché at all. Like I'd rather get killed by a bird or something, at least it wasn't the oversized, big ego-ed Japanese connoisseur, the famous "Truck-Kun" or something like that. Anyways where was I? Oh yeah, I got killed and met this weirdo that said that he got bored and wanted to see some random guy get 3 random skills and an extra "Partner" from any world. He also said that I could go to any world after that when I become a powerful existence. Which means that I can get away with tormenting people using anything and everything I want. Sounds fun so I accepted.

"Oi!" I heard someone call out to me breaking my bubble of thoughts racing throughout my head, about what the actual fuck is happening.

"Oi! You there? Stop daydreaming" I heard again and looked forward and saw a giant, like literally a 60-metre tall man or light figure looking down at me, I need to find out where I am right now.

I replied in a questioning tone "Yeah what? Where am I? Who the fuck are you?", my curiosity was nearing maximum discharge as the guy got smaller and smaller until he was just above me. Now I could see what he was wearing. He wore a loose fitted white garment around him like those who perform Hajj, he wore some sandals that looked like moulded sand and had marble-like imprints on it and he standing onto a cloud, that reminded me to listen to what he has to say.

"Anyways, I just wanna say that your going to be reincarnating or something like that, you get to spin the wheel behind you and you get an extra spin for someone who will come with you to look after you so that you don't die a pathetic death," He said as he was walking around me, inspecting what little I had as I was a small light ball.

I looked back as he said behind me resided a large wheel fitted, more like forced, into the ground. I walked towards it and looked confused as I couldn't find where to spin it as once I grabbed it, it wouldn't budge.

I heard from behind me, that guy said indifferently "Press the red button below you and pray to your God that you get something good". I just did what he said and I saw below there was a blue button that had a sign that states '1x SPIN' and the red one stating '3x SPIN, GUARANTEED EPIC+ POWER'. This reminded me of those DBZ games I used to play back home, where the spins with more gave higher chances but I would always get a Goku Black.

And so I pressed the button and saw the wheel spinning with speeds unknown and these were the loot I got back;

✦ Sosuke Aizen - Every time you level up you will unlock some of his powers until a level where you max his powers out

✦ Post-Dragon Ken Kaneki - (Look it up) Normal Ken Kaneki is weak so we decided to give you this meta cannibalistic, you instantly get all his powers however your thirst for blood increases, you can only satiate it with the destruction of one C- Class World.

✦ Akuto Sai Act 13 - One of the most overpowered things in the whole of Anime, he is SUPER OP, so you are getting one of his skills when you land on your first world then every 100 Levels you get another.

"..." That's all I could say as I looked up at the messages that appeared 30 seconds after the other, I looked at the last one and I was beyond shocked, the rating for IT was an Outer Verse Level character, one thing needs to be said and that is the guys stronger than max power Super Tengen Toppa from Goren Lagan. That's insane!

Well next up was a blacked-out wheel, it looked desolated and nothing was surrounding it, unlike this wheel where it looked like someone broke it accidentally trying to place it into the ground, the other looks like it's about to mix with the shadows.

The random dude eating grapes from God knows where walked up to me and said while slapping my back, "Fuck! Your lucky, you got two small-town level characters then an Outer Verse one? HAH, you can't use it until Level 100, I feel sorry for you bro." He stopped trying to disable my non-existent spine and said "Anyways, the subordinate your going to get is anyone from anywhere, however, I'll allow you to spin again to gift him a power so that you are not carrying him around lol"

So I walked towards the faint wheel that was drawing me in, I looked at it once then pressed the blue button and it wasn't as fast as the last one, rather it was taking its time. It felt like those Gacha things that would take forever just to give you something, and finally, it landed on this character called Daemon HOTOKEZAKA. He looks cool, it's like a Mafia Lords Secret bodyguard.

And the power for him was already decided apparently by the random dude still munching on grapes, he gets the rumble rumble fruit from One Piece, pretty Over Powered but a bodyguard needs it so that I can survive and not die again as I did just now.

Before I could go anywhere the guy said to me "Yo, I decided to give you a Top-Heavy System, because every power you got is insanely good, and the System doesn't act like a Human don't worry about that. But it will assign some killing tasks by itself if it detects something amiss, Well then CYA!"

Before I could mouth another word I was dropped into a portal and there it began my adventure as I slowly tort-, I mean make a lot of money by accepting assassination missions... Definitely...