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My Life Is Hard Having So Many Women Wanting Me!!

Chris, your average 18 year old male who likes chess, playing video games, and whatnot, was making his way down his neighborhood, on his way to A local store to buy a milkshake. Suddenly, he collapses on the ground, and wakes up with a perfect body, and it seems like all the pretty girls love him..? How will chris survive day to day life living with girls and getting into impossibly cliche scenarios? "Eh, didnt you tell me to come inside? Why am I the one getting hit right now!" "Y-You pervert! Get out!!"

Lloydd · アニメ·コミックス
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4 Chs

Unfornate, but alright

She opened the door in only her underwear.

Needless to say, as soon as she noticed Chris, a scream that was ear-shatteringly loud rung out through the estate. She hid behind the door, glaring at him, and all the other sisters immediately burst open their own doors to see what was going on.

Chris was absolutely not in a good position right now, as he could feel all the girls' eyes on him once more.

"You pervert! What do you think you're doing to our sister!" One of the girls with blonde hair, and scarlet red eyes yelled, pointing at him accusingly. Chris's eyes widened, as he realized that if he didn't save himself he would fall victim to one of Anime's most brutal cliches.

"No! No! Listen to me, Aiko-san can you explai-" Tsukagune had magically disappeared from the entirety of the situations radius, completely vanishing. Chris was internally fucking losing his shit.

'Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is this bullshit cliche? I refuse to get my ass beat over a damn misunderstanding!'

"Listen-" Chris was interrupted, as he had to dodge a punch being thrown from a girl with pink hair.

"As if we would listen to you, pervert!" She launched a beautiful right hook that almost caught chris, had he not dodged it expertly.

"Listen to what the fuck I am saying to you woman!" Chris yelled, and all the girls immediately went silent. Eerily silent, and Chris took this as a sign to quickly explain himself before he actually got pummeled, and have his dignity buried in the dirt.

"I just asked Aiko-san to lead me to my room, and she said that the key was in her room, so she knocked and came out naked. I had no idea about any of this! Stop calling me a fucking pervert!" Yelled Chris, feeling real angry at Tsukagune, since she'd gone and done childish-bullshit that almost got him branded a pervert.

The girls seemed to immediately feel a wave of calm, and soon they felt a surge of guilt in their hearts. Understandably, they felt guilty for accusing someone they didn't even know of being a pervert, and almost practically killed the guy.

The sister with pink hair immediately hugged him, and started aplogizing to him, in fact, they all sincerely aplogized imediately.

Chris blushed at the affection, and felt caught off guard by the sudden mood change. Practically half a second ago, he was almost eradciated from the face of the earth, and now the very same girls were hugging him and aplogizing.

"We're so sorry, Chris-san. Our intentions were to protect our sister since she's very important to us, you know? As a result, we accused you without thinking. We realize now that our assumption was incorrect, and we hope you forgive us! Please don't hold any resentment towards us," she said as she hugged him tightly.

Chris graciously accepted the apology, opting for a light-hearted response. "No need to worry, I won't hold it against you. But please, spare me from any more near-death experiences. I'm still too young to go out that way," he jokingly remarked.

The exchange seemed to smooth things over, and Chris wanted to get to know his new acquaintances better. "If you don't mind me asking, may I have the pleasure of knowing the names of the lovely ladies residing in this house?"

One of the sisters with a striking pink hair color introduced herself as Yagumi Tsukagune. "I'm Yagumi Tsukagune. Once again, please accept our apologies for the earlier mishap. It would be wonderful to get along with you from now on," she said in a sincere tone.

"Thank you so much for not killing me, haha! Beautiful right hook there though. Do you have any professional training?" Asked Chris.

"Uhm, yeah! I go to a local kickboxing gym about 20 minutes near us. I've been going for about 8 years now. Also, impressive dodge! It looked like it had practically like, no effort in it!" Yagumi responded with enthusiasm. It seemed like Chris and her were going to get along well...

The other sisters could only watch with inquisitve gazes as they watched the two chat it up like no tomorrow, it made them wonder how the dynamic of the room changed from quite literally murderous, to as laidback as a sloth on its back.

"Yeah, I haven't had any professional training! I'm sure it was just a fluke. No way someone like me has the skill to do that." Chris laughed.

Yagumi didnt laugh, instead, she looked at him curiously. "No, you're body seems to be very well built. You're pretty muscular, so how is it that you've had absolutely no training, and are this ripped and able to dodge a professionals right hook? Dude, that's a little suspicious."

Chris raised his eyebrows at this. How is it that anime logic loved to pick and choose when to come into play? Isn't she supposed to act like a skyrim NPC and simply brush it off as being the wind or something? Why can she actually think?

"I take care of myself." Is all Chris answered, and he techinically wasnt wrong since in his past body he exercised a bit but he wasnt necessarily ripped or had abs. This was the perfect mixture between truth and lie, so Chris decided to go with this answer to her question, which seemed to work.

The two havent realized that they were still hugging, and Yagumi snaked her arms down to Chris's forearms.

"Dude, these are like, totally fucking solid! You must take care of yourself for sure, nice, man. You're looking cute!" Said Yagumi.

Chris blushed. "Uh, thanks! Y-You're looking good as well!" Yagumi simply smiled a bright smile.

They both finally realized that they were still hugging, and slowly moved away from each other with slight blushes on their faces, yet both of them didnt seem to actually mind it. Then, Yagumi remembered something.

"Oh! Right, the key! Hey, Kurei! Can you pass me the key to his room? He's been out here all along because of this silly little incident..." She sighed as she recalled what went down not too long ago.

"U-Uhm, yeah! I'll bring it out!" The girl Chris saw practically naked walked out with a blush, looking anywhere but you, a key indicator that she was obviously still very embarassed about the event. She handed chris the key, before practically dissapearing into her room and slamming the door.

Chris simply sighed exasperatedly, knowing that his stay at this place would never get boring. It would just simply stress him the fuck out all the time. Chris didn't know whether that was a good thing or a bad thing, but only time would tell.