Beer Pong (2)

Toss.

"Haahh.. I have to drink another one? Can't it be someone else…" Prune muttered and drank.

Toss.

Miss.

Toss

Miss.

Crunch.

Toss.

Splash.

I didn't say a word and just drank the cup.

Toss.

Splash.

Liliath drank the cup. Cups on their side were repositioned.

Toss.

Splash.

Nine drank the cup.

Crunch.

Toss.

Miss.

Toss.

Splash.

"Are you kidding me.." Nine grumbled. He took the cup instead of me. After repositioning the last 4 cups into a diamond position, he tossed the slime ball.

Toss.

Splash.

"Ha..hahaha.." Prune was all smiles. Her body was red all the way. Shaking, she took the cup and sipped it slowly. She looked like a kid.

Toss.

Splash.

"Oh~" Prune voiced.

"No fair.. you're not using magic are you Liliath?" Nine asked.

Liliath shook her head. I don't see any magic either, so I can testify that there's nothing really.

"Grrr.. Noel."

"Got it.."

I drank it again.. bitter. Bleh. It's bad.

Toss.

Splash.

"Ueehh?"

"Eheheheh.. Liliath.. I'm drunk, I'm drunk.. is this what it feels like.. I'm tingly.. just like last time.. ehehehe.."

"Um.. I think she's a goner," Nine said.

"I think so too."

I went over to assist Liliath-- who was being squashed by Prune.

"One last cup--" Prune said in a slur, "It's the.. rules.." She down the cup in one shot-- almost spilled it out but managed to keep it all in. Some of the beer leaked from her mouth and traced her neckline down to her clothes. "Ehehehe.."

She then fell forward, I held her up.

"Liliath.. don't bully me there.. not there.. it tickles.. Embawasing.."

Holding the now gone Prune in my arms, I turned to Liliath.

She looked away.

Did she do something..?

"Prrr.." Prune started rubbing her face on my shoulders.

"Will she vomit?"

"Might?" Nine said.

"Is it alright if we put her to sleep?" Liliath suggested.

"No.. I want to play.. play~"

"I think you should rest now.."

"No-r.." Prune shook her head together with her body.

She then looked up at me with upturned eyes.

"Nooel.. I LOOVE YO.."

I cast a sleep spell on her and she dropped on me just like that.

"Looks like Prune is out," I said.

"Yeah. I guess I should bring her to the room first."

"For the best."

Supporting Prune, I 'dragged' her to her room. I didn't princess carry her like how I would with Liliath, it was more like Prune leaning against me while I backsteped towards the rendezvous point-- her toes acting as the wheels.

I laid Prune down on the bed and tucked her in.

Then I looked around. It's actually quite empty isn't it? I guess there's really not much to see here, besides the clothes. Oh, there's a mini tea collection here too huh?

Hm? What's this?

There's a book on the table just before the mirror.

It's a novel? Quite a small one too.

"When did they buy this?"

I ignored the cover since I thought there wasn't any significance to the fancy title.

It's a novel set in a bedroom. There was a use of a lot of fantasy elements but it also included a lot of jargon like: estate, contraceptives, love hotels-- that's not the point.

The point is that this is porn.

I guess these things do exist everywhere huh?

I decided I saw nothing.

I walked out of the room.

"How's she's?"

"She's good," I gave a thumbs up.

"So.. should we continue? I didn't think Prune's tolerance was so low."

"Liliath, are you alright with continuing or.."

"I can handle this amount, I'm sure."

"Yeah, okay. Let's continue."

Liliath held the ball.

Toss.

Miss.

Toss.

Splash~

Liliath drank a cup, her face flaring in red.

I have a feeling Liliath is going to get drunk too. Are the girls' tolerance really that low?

Toss.

Splash.

Nine drank one.

Toss.

Miss.

Toss.

Bounce.

Splash~

"That's cheating.." Nine grumbled.

"I assure you that I'm not."

A bounce shot. One of the rules of this was that the opponent would have to drink two cups.

"Yeah, yeah.." Nine drank a cup. I drank another.

Toss.

Splash.

Liliath took one more.

Plop. She slammed the cup on the table.

"I can't.."

"Oi.."

I quickly went over to support her.

"Hah! Looks like we won!" Nine said.

Is he drunk already?

Liliath eyes were kept closed, she leaned against me.

Hm.. something wasn't right about this.

"Looks like someone will have to finish the rest. Are you up for it Noel?"

"Kay.. I'll finish the last one on our side.."

"Don't mind if I do.." Nine picked up the cup from Liliath's side. The moment the drink hit his mouth, he spat it out.

"Nine?!"

"What is this?! This is liquor?!"

"Liquor?"

"No problems," Nine took one swig.

"What's the difference between liquor and.."

"Noel~"

"What is it?"

"Ehehehe.." Liliath looked at me with coquettish eyes.

"Another one!" Nine took another cup.

Liquor and beer.. the difference is in the alcohol content right?

"Wheeehh.. my stomach hurts.." Nine astarted staggering about.

This is getting out of hand.

"Noel~ Noel~ Kiss~" Liliath's tempting voice called out to me.

"Um.. can you give me a moment Liliath."

"Mwu.. I can't.."

"Please?" I begged.

"If my hubby says so.." Liliath took a seat on the chair with her arms crossed.

Who taught her that word.. oh yeah. I think that was how the girl in the porn novel called the husband.. ugh.. that's..

A little grossed out, I approached Nine.

"YeS~" Nine said.

"Can you change to a female?"

"Oh, absolute.. hah? I actually became drunk?" His deep voice distorted into a girl's. Her height also grew just a little shorter and her hair fell to the shoulder.

"Yeah you did.."

"Owhh.." Nine held her stomach, "Hurts, hurts.."

"Oh.. that's right.."

Period pain.

"You don't know how much it hurts do you.."

She was really struggling. I helped her to sit on the chair.

"Mwu.." Liliath on the other side of the table looked at me with contempt. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, just a moment.

"I can't.. I think I'm better off drunk.. Noel, the moment I turn back put me to sleep.."

Before I could reconfirm, Nine had turned back to a male.

"Oh heya! Oh~ you look like a mexican guy that sells tacos~"

I knocked him out.

Slam.

Shit.. I should have supported his head. The impact caused the cup to fall and beer to fall over.

I dragged Nine to the couch and left him there. After which I returned to clean up the spillage.. until she held my arm between her breasts.

She stared at me intently.

"You can't fool me Liliath," I said. Then kissed her forehead.

"No fair," she frowned.

"Come on, if you want to flirt you could just say so?"

"I want to be drunk.. then you can do anything with my body.."

"We're too young for that Liliath.."

"14 years old is the year of marriage Noel. It's normal to have children!"

"Okay.. but no. Have you read about how pregnancies work? I think you'd have second thoughts once you learn the entire process."

Hmph.

She retreated to her chair, that same cross-arm pose again.

I decided to prioritize cleaning up the mess. There's still a lot of popcorn chicken and tartar sauce left. I threw both of them into the inventory. We'll eat that next time.

Huh? Why hadn't we thought of that? Just store all the kitchen items in the inventory? I guess having it physically there gives the kitchen more kitchen ambiance I guess?

Now then..

"Liliath."

She ignored me.

"Liliath~"

"Hmph."

Haahh..

I took the seat next to her. And then I took the cup on the table and had a taste of that liquor Nine mentions.. FUCK?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! It stings!

"How did you drink this?"

"..."

"Liliath? Earth to Liliath?"

"..."

I tried petting her head, she shoved my hand away.

I don't know if I should interpret this as rude or plain cute.

"Sorry," I said.

"Sorry.." she repeated.

"Did I make you lonely?"

"You're not listening to me.. I said I want to do it."

"..."

"Just once.. please.." Liliath pleaded.

I'm not a stupid idiot you dolt. I know how tempting it is.. at the same time, I'm worried about the repercussions if we actually did it at this age. She's like 14. I don't care about this world's marriage culture and what not, but I've vowed to not have sex until two conditions are met. One, I marry Liliath, two, I'm at least 18 years old. Period. There's no negotiation.

"Can we compromise?" I asked.

She placed her hands on my stomach…

I locked her wrist. I know what she's going to do next so I stop it.

"Why.. "

"I'm taking this relationship seriously Liliath. I already decided to not do that until you reach 16 and I reach 18."

"Promise we'll do it when that happens.."

Puppy eyes.. puppy eyes.. God fuckign damwit.. that's so lewd.. so.. lewd…

"It's.."

I place my hands on her mouth.

Things are turning R-18 real fast, so I decided to stop her short.

"I promise."

Removing my hands, I kissed her deeply.

The most important thing here is to get yourself straight first, not your partner. If you lose yourself, the negotiation will break down. Take control of yourself, not your partner, because that's the only thing you can control.

I guess..