CHAPTER TWO - Going Undercover

"...What the hell are you doing?" Fei Fei questioned Xia Ling as she watched her trying out different outfits.

Xia Ling opted not to answer her, instead choosing to assess her current outfit. It was huge and bulky, her body practically drowning in it. She turned towards her friend and asked her, "Tell me, do I look like a woman?"

"...Yes."

"Can I pass off as a man?"

"Do men grow breasts these days?" Fei Fei asked her bemusedly.

"I'll bind it later! I could just be a chubby man!" Xia Ling responded hotly.

"Well if you say so.. Why do you want to dress like a man anyway? You want to lure some babes?" She leered. "You'd have better luck if you showed some cleavage instead of that getup."

"Are you sure you're not a lesbian?! This is all your fault.." Xia Ling complained weakly.

"I've already told you before that sadly, I'm not a lesbian. Women just don't have all the necessary equipment. You know what I mean? And what exactly is it that's my fault?" Fei Fei responded nonchalantly.

Xia Ling sat down heavily onto the bed and began her tale of woe. "I don't know what you mean! And you already know what happened with the blind date, but after mom saw you molesting me, she seems to think I'm actually a lesbian!"

"And what's that got to do with your sudden desire to be a man? It really doesn't help your case that you're letting go of your femininity." She snickered.

"She won't believe me no matter what I say." She continued sadly. "I think she's gone crazy! That day she told me quit going on the blind dates so I happily agreed, but then the next week she told me that she's already found a future husband for me! All I need to do is show up and sign the papers when she tells me to!"

Fei Fei started laughing like a mad woman. "So you're gonna dress like a man and run away from home?"

"I'm going undercover! I'm going to go check out that man. There's no hope of me escaping from the old lady's wrath, but I need to go and see what kind of wild man she's found for me! And it'd be pretty good if I could find some dirt on him, that way we can call of the whole sham."

Fei Fei stopped laughing to stare at Xia Ling and took in her long black hair, big watery eyes, small button nose, plump lips, her soft dewy skin and to top it all off, her large breasts. "You're going to go undercover dressed as a man? You?!" She gasped in disbelief.

"Yes…" Xia Ling responded defensively.

Xiao Fei stared at her speechlessly some more before she exploded into laughter all over again.