Ch 20 - Shiro on the Mic! Shiro on the Beat!

"Snap with a flash. I'll blast them. I'm a psycho."

"Crash at him. Dash away. Repeat the cycle."

"I will kill 'em so clean. I'm never reckless."

"Shit. A million bodies? I eat that shit for breakfast."

I proceeded to stop the music and breathed out.

"Hoowee...that's some good practice for a good 20 minutes." I said.

I guess that's some good rhyming practice for today.

"...Oh damn. I forgot 'practice' and 'breakfast' rhymed." I laughed.

"Well, let us see what's up in Discord…" I mumbled.

Shiro: Any of you online in Discord right now? Lol

Miyabi: Actually, I'm free right now

Kira: Finally, after a hundred years, you finally got into the server. wwww

Shiro: I've been lying dormant in the basement of your mom's attic after 100 years of watching anime and reading manga, and now I finally went and socialized with people. Kusa

Me and the other Holostars chatted in the Discord, just chilling and talking about stuff. I even went and sent a couple pics in the 18+ channel, 'cause homies need homies' stuff, you know? I mean, I even sent a screenshot of the folder where I organized every Hololivers' porn-ehem, I mean, R34 collection in sub-folders just for giggles.

Hoowee, we better keep that a secret. I'm dead if it ever leaks out. Eurgh...can't imagine what Suisei and the others might think if they ever saw this shit.

Later on, after a few hours, I heard a knock on my door as I was watching some Hololive clips, and especially a few other Vtuber clips, like those from Nijisanji, Lyrica, Kamiya Juu, Nyanners, Kagura Mea and a couple others, 'cause I do need to familiarize myself with these other Vtubers that I possibly might collab with in the future.

"Wait!" I shouted as I got my mask and opened the door and looked down to see my beloved trap next-door roommate.

"Waddup?" I said.

"Hey, wanna go eat a snack in the cafeteria now?" Kira asked.

"Sure. Just let me go get a hoodie, okay?"

"Okay!" Kira said.

I went and got my usual green hoodie, then I went to the door and peeked out a bit, seeing the other boys.

"Yo!" They said.

I giggled a bit and closed the door to my room.

"You guys started imitating my greetings?"

"I mean, you do this all the time when everybody greets formally. Work on your attitude, omae!" Roberu said as we all giggled.

"Can't help it though. As much as I'd like to give respect to my senpais, I guess I'd rather speak casually, since we're gonna be workmates." I said as we started walking to the cafeteria.

"Hey, even us, who are senpais to HoloID Gen 2 and JP Gen 4, have to address them with -san and -chan, you know?" Roberu said.

"Say, you and Rushia-chan seem rather close nowadays. Even Subaru-senpai. How's your misogyny going? You think you're trusting girls a bit more now?" Kira asked.

"Hmm...good question…" I said as I looked a bit away.

"I guess so." I shrugged and chuckled.

"Say, back to this morning, usually Rushia-chan would come to you like a little sister clinging to her big beloved brother. She seems rather distant now...wait, you didn't somehow have a romantic quarrel, did you?" Temma grinned and elbowed me lightly.

"W-What? No." I said, sweating a bit.

"Eh? Seriously? One of the girls is in love with you? How lucky...!" Astel laughed.

"Hmm? Rushia-chan likes you, Shiro-kun?" Shien asked.

"How lucky. At least I ain't going the same path as you since those girls are like walking on eggshells." Aruran giggled.

"I'm telling you guys...!" I groaned a bit and held my nose.

"There's nothing going on between me and them." I said.

"Now that I think about it, I saw a couple clips where you also got close to Noel-senpai and Flare-senpai. Jesus, we're not even close to Pekora-senpai, you know? How the hell did you get close, let alone befriend, Noel-senpai and Flare-senpai?" Roberu asked.

"Hmm...I don't know. Circumstances, I guess?" I shrugged.

"Hmm...you don't think it's fate, huh? Is being a harem protagonist your destiny?" Temma said as he hugged me from behind and leaned on me for a bit.

"Like hell that'd be my destiny. I mean, you guys do know they're an actual lesbian couple, right?" I asked.

"Yeah, yeah. Just playing with ya, haha!" Temma said as he released me.

I sighed and giggled a bit.

"It's not good to tease your kouhai that much, you know? I don't even give moe moe reactions, you idiots."

We laughed a bit at my response.

"Though, in all honesty…" Roberu said as he frowned a bit.

"Hmm?"

"Not all of us Holostars, despite being with them for a year, were able to befriend at least more than 1/16th of them."

"Well, he is right. I mean, even though I seem close with Iofi-san and Fubuki-san, we don't actually hang out. We're just close in collabs." Oga said.

"He's got a point. Even I don't interact with them that much. Hell, I don't interact with the girls at all. Though, I do help sometimes in other tasks that the girls can't really do." Izuru said.

"Oh? So that's why you guys made it a big deal, ey?"

'Hmm...well, I kinda knew anyway. I suspected they were a bit tense, and especially distant, despite them being here for a year.' I thought.

"Yeah." The Holostars replied.

I chuckled a bit.

"I see…" I said as I leaned back while using my hands to act as a pillow for my head.

'Interesting...I wonder if I could help with that?' I thought to myself while grinning under my mask.

We finally arrived at the cafeteria.

"Alright, got my sandwich and water-oh shit." I blurted in English as I bumped into a girl. It was a girl with brown hair that had a very familiar color. I instantly knew it was a certain squirrel from HoloID.

"O-Oh sorry, Risu...!" I said in English.

I looked a bit to her right and saw HoloCN sitting around the middle of the cafeteria in their own table.

"Ah-Oh, it's okay, Shiro." She giggled a bit as she went to her table.

I sighed, and looked forward.

"Alright…"

I scanned the cafeteria, and looked for the table we usually sit in.

"Oh? Our usual table is a bit taken by our HoloEN senpais." Roberu pointed.

"Um...hey, Shiro-kun, if it's not troublesome, could you please...ask them as to why they're sitting there...?" Kira asked as he went behind me.

"Huh?" I blinked twice and looked back.

"Yeah...I can't speak English." Izuru said as he went behind Kira.

"You do know Kiara can speak Japanese fluently, right?" I asked.

"Nope. Still not gonna go near them." Roberu said.

"I'm a pussy." Aruran said.

"I'll just hide behind here." Oga said.

"Me too." Miyabi said.

"Me three." Astel said.

"Me four." Kaoru said.

"YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS LOOK LIKE A DAMN GROCERY SHOPPING LINE! WHAT THE HELL?!" I shouted.

I breathed out.

"It can't be helped, I guess. Fine, I'll be your ambassador." I said.

I went and approached the HoloEN girls with my usual expression and body language. Plain stare, hands in my hoodie's pocket while still holding my sandwich and water bottle in my right and left pocket, respectively, and I looked them directly in the eyes. They all looked a bit nervous, but especially Calli.

English mode = on.

"Yo." I said.

"H-Hey…(Hello…)" They said.

"Alrighty, mind if I ask why you five are here?" I asked.

"Oh? Ah yeah, Calli! Go and tell him why we're here!" Kiara asked.

'I see...Calli's got something to ask from me?' I thought as I sat down on the chair and put my sandwich and water on the table.

"U-Um...F-First things first, let me introduce myself! I'm Mori Calliope! A member of Holomyth! Thanks for giving me time to chat with you!" She said as she bowed a bit.

I blinked twice and sweat dropped.

"I'm Ishijin Shiro…" I said.

I sighed.

"I'm the most kouhai of Hololive right now. No need to be formal." I said.

"S-Still, I gotta give respect to my kouhais, you know? I-I don't wanna be seen as rude!" She said while laughing a bit tense-like.

I sweat dropped even more, and my eye twitched a bit while looking at the other Holomyth members. They also sweat dropped.

"Well, no further delays since I can't keep them waiting. Why're you girls here, and is it okay for us to sit here now?"

"Ah, yeah! They can sit here by the way. W-We can go to the other table if you want." She said.

"Well...I guess it's okay if you stay here." I said as I did a thumbs up in the air, signaling the Holostars that the table is okay now, and they breathed out.

They finally went here, and the others that couldn't fit here in this table went to the other side.

"So? What's left is what you're doing here?" I asked while leaning against the table.

"Well...I was thinking back to when you freestyled for Nene, and I was wondering if you rehearsed any of those lines. Was that really a pure...off-the-top freestyle?"

"Mhmm. Nothing was rehearsed. That's just pure off-the-top." I said as I tapped my head.

Off-the-top freestyles...one of the most amazing freestyles a rapper could ever pull off. Not a single line is rehearsed, and the rapper shall spit whatever comes out on top of his brain. I guess Calli was fascinated by it?

"I see...say, you think you could do it again? I just...wanna confirm since...I just thought about how good you are in English, and especially by the fact that I'm not that great at freestyling."

"Oh sure. You want me to do a freestyle right now?" I asked.

"Y-Yeah! Please do!" She said.

"Heh...well, I guess I have no choice, huh?"

'I'm about to show y'all why my group is called "Virtual-Rapping At Peak Performance"!' I thought.

"Before I do it though…" I said.

"Hmm?" Calli asked.

"Give me 1 random word. Each of you." I said.

"Wait…even me?" Gura asked.

"Mmm. 1 random word from each of you, and I shall freestyle a whole song for y'all. Since it'll be random, you will definitely know that this is unrehearsed." I said.

"Ooh...this is exciting!" Calli said.

"Me first! Bottom-left!" Kiara said as the Holomyth members laughed and I chuckled.

"Okay. Bottom-left. Next?"

"Reaping souls!" Calli said.

"Okay. Not a word, but I'll accept it!" I said as I did a "2" with my left hand.

"Time!" Amelia said.

"Gawr Gura!" Gura said.

"T-Tentacles…" Ina said as Kiara held in her laughter.

"Alright. So I'm gonna rap about hentai. That's a lovely topic for a man." I said while keeping my face straight, earning a laugh from each of the Holomyth members.

I stood up, got out as Kira and Rikka made way, and I pulled out my phone and played one of my favorite freestyle rapping beats ever.

Self Love - Sedivi.

"Yeah yeah, uh. Yeah yeah, uh. check it.."

"So....bottom left, reaping souls, time, tentacles, and Gawr Gura, right?"

"Yeah...uh. It's Shiro on the mic....yeah, it's Shiro on the mic."

"Everybody, it's Shiro on the mic, Shiro on the beat, Shiro's getting hype. WHOO!"

"Give a finger to the women. Yes, Shiro is so heinous." (does a middle finger)

"The only thing bigger than my ego is my penis." (points to pelvis)

"Bad bitch, twerking on my dick. She's so fucking bad."

"She's way too horny. That girl's very bottom-left." (points to Kiara, Kiara got astonished)

"It's Shiro on the mic. We're all here with Kiara."

"I'm not a fucking shota, but she gave me ara-ara."

"Fuck with the general, and you will get doomed."

"Cause your ass gon' get sent to the usual room. Ey."

"Eat these chicken rappers from the KFC."

"but it's extremely hot. Guess I dropped in KFP."

"Yeah...And you can't hang with me, you little dumb bitch."

"I ain't talking chicken legs. I kick the beat with drumsticks." (does drumming gesture and Kiara laughs a lot)

"Yeah. Shiro is the best. That's for certain."

"You can't comprehend my raps, as if I was speaking German."

"Cooking beats, even though the lyrics must be raw."

"Rapping from Japan all the way to Austria." (points to self and then to Kiara. Kiara gasps a bit and covers her mouth)

"My lyrics are a phoenix, it's been getting too (beginning to) fly."

"Kiara's got a new brother cause I just cannot die."

"Like planes, I'm taking a flight, when I be spreading my wings." (does flapping motion)

"And when I'm spitting my things, you know that Shiro's so high! Check it!" (Everybody gets amazed, but especially Kiara)

"Illest rapper in the scene...Ishijin Shiro."

"Cold ass murderer. Rappers? Yes, I kill them all."

"Better call me Botan. I'm an animal. A savage."

"Impregnate a bitch, then let her eat her miscarriage."

"No? Then I'll grab the baby, slam him to the floor."

"Rest in pieces. Calli's sad now. She's not reaping souls." (points to Calli and she stands a bit, mouthing "What the fuck...?!")

"I'm just kidding. That could never happen. I don't want a lover."

"Fuck getting me a girlfriend. Man, I feel like a brother."

"Too old-school with scythes, I just use a knife."

"Yeah, I'm too cool with rhymes that could end your life."

"Knock your head right off your body. You'll go right to bed." (does sleeping gesture)

"But you ain't sleeping, even though sleep's the cousin (causin') of death. Whoo!" (Calli shouts "WHAT THE FUCK?!")

"...I'm too vulgar. I ain't got morals."

"Try to kill me, Calli. Cause for real, I'm so immortal."

"Killing all the rappers, and I'll send them all to purgatory."

"Then they get sent to hell by Calliope Mori."

"Uh, yeah. Murdering the beats with my rhymes."

"Everybody hating me. It'll get better over time." (shrugs)

"Seiso? Last night, I fucked Sora and AZKi."

"They squashed me with their tits. Next up is Ame." (points at Amelia)

"Uh. Groundpounding an ass that's phat."

"Rewind it back, until this bitch'll pass out fast. Uh."

"Pussy bleeding from my dick, looking like a massacre."

"I'm the killer rhyme machine, not a time traveler." (Everybody shouts "OH MY GOD!")

"Y'all are running like I'm running 'round with a bomb."

"Hey, Ame. Let's get to groundpounding some moms." (Earns a laugh from Amelia)

"It's like that. And you know I amaze you all."

"I'm a pesky motherfucker, like Amelia that's smol."

"Ey...I spit the verses crazy like a wild book."

"I'm made of titanium. I've been a tank since childhood."

"Check it. I can talk about anything when I rap, sis."

"Amelia, you lookin' hella pretty with those glasses." (Amelia gets amazed, and Kiara grabs her face in amazement)

"This shit is legit. Rapping lyrics off the mental." (points to head)

"I'd overkill the beats, had I got a paper and a pencil." (Calli puts her hand on her mouth)

"Everybody looking at me, I'm the spectacle." (points at the other students)

"Fucking all these pussy bitch rappers with my tentacle." (slides right arm to left hand)

"Or maybe I'll fuck Ina? I know she's Korean."

"This shit is straight-up hentai. She just keeps on squirting." (Ina laughs a bit and covers her face)

"Tags: Tentacles, mindbreak, ahegao." (points at right hand while enumerating)

"And you can see those 3 tags from this little tako." (points at Ina)

"Uh. Big brain like an octopus."

"If the rappers were bitches, I get lots of pus'."

"Spitting lyrical projectiles. Never hitting indirect."

"I am like an octopus, meaning I got intellect."

"I expand so wide. My brain just gets it done."

"Lot of knowledge stored inside me like the Ancient Ones."

"Don't fuck with the General. You'll turn into dead meat."

"Like Ina, I'mma paint a picture showing y'all are dead beats!" (Calli stands up and goes away for a bit, processing what I said as she held her head)

"Uh. Bars way hotter than the summer."

"The ocean is on fire. Gura, get the water." (points at Gura)

"I always fucking bite. The brother of a shark."

"No bark. like Gawr Gura, motherfucker....rawr." (claw gesture and Gura slams the table a bit)

"Hold onto your seats. An earthquake, I'll cause."

"I'll come biting when you least expect it, call me Jaws."

"Applause, everybody....Yeah, I get it done."

"These rappers don't know their ABC's. They just go 'a'." (Everybody laughs, but especially Gura)

"Yeah. I kick the sick tricks everytime I spit, bitch."

"Can't mess with a shark, if you ain't even a big fish."

"Uh. Getting to the treasure, grab the loot."

"Then eat the food. I ain't talking 'bout no bloop."

"Yeah. And HoloEN's just so amazed."

"Even Kiara here got her hands locked on her face." (points at Kiara, Kiara freaks the fuck out)

"Ey, check it. I'm on fire, so I always spit the hot stuff."

"Calli's leaning in very close with her jaw dropped." (Calli stomps her feet alternately and shouts a bit while laughing)

"Matter of fact, these 5 don't know what to say."

"This is legit. Every single line was from my brain."

"Yeah. Off the head, I got the storage of my raps."

"Got Calli running over there and also running back."

"Spit facts for real. No facade."

"Amidst the freestyling, got them saying 'OH MY GOD!'" (Calli and Kiara shouted "WHAT THE FUCK?!")

"Yeah, I know I'm so amazing. Got y'all dropping jaws."

"And now I got you two screaming 'WHAT THE FUCK?!'" (The same members screamed "WHAT THE FUCK?! Ame and Gura put their hands on their temples. Ina dropped her jaw)

"Ey....Now you lay your fingers on your temples."

"Shiro's on the mic, and he never rapping simple."

"Wait, if I'm correct. Next month's April's Fourth day."

"Happy birthday in advance, Calliope!"

"It's Shiro, mudafucka." I rapped the last line before getting my phone to pause the music and everybody in the cafeteria screamed and gave me applause.

I laughed a bit from the whole performance while attempting to sit back down.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FFFFFFUCK IS THAT FREESTYLE?!" Calli shouted.

"Oh my god...no wonder you're called 'Virtual-Rapping At Peak Performance'! That was amazing, Shiro!" Kiara said.

"That's insane talent! What the hell is that?!" Amelia shouted.

"I know, right?!" Gura said.

"Woah...good luck on your debut, Shiro. I've never seen talent that good, if I'm being honest." Ina said while blushing a bit.

"Haha! Thank you! Well, Calli, since you saw that, want me to teach you how to freestyle soon when you have free time? I'm assuming that's what you want." I said.

"Let's be honest. Normally when rappers do it, we're like 'Oh, that was good', but this was...IMMACULATE!" Calli said.

"I KNOW! THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!" Kiara said.

"OF COURSE, DUDE! Dude, that's just...how is that actually possible?" Calli asked.

I shrugged.

"Practice...?" I said, and we all laughed.

"Hey! Shiro! Shiro!!! Can you come here for a bit?" Risu shouted across the cafeteria.

'E-Eh....?' I thought to myself.

"O-Okay! Wait for me, there!" I said as I grabbed my bottle of water.

"Guys, wait for me, okay?" I said to the Holostars as I slowly got my foot out of the chair while Rikka and Kira made space for me.

"Un! Have fun with your senpais!" They both chuckled.

I chuckled as well, and finally made my way to my senpais.

On the bench that they were sitting on, it went from Iofi, then Moona, then Risu, if we're talking about the order they were in from left to right.

"Shiro! Did you just like....freestyle rap? Like you pointed out things and rapped about what's in your brain?" Risu asked.

"Yup. Surprised?" I asked while having a smug smile. Because of my mask, I'm sure it wasn't as obvious as it should've been.

"Eh?! I don't believe that!....Nah, nah. I think you rehearsed and got lucky! For real!" Risu giggled.

"You....you legitimately freestyled?" Iofi asked.

"Uh...Yes. You don't believe me? I could do one for you guys too." I chuckled.

"EH?! YOU'RE LYING!" Iofi giggled.

"Hmm....Hey, I got an idea, Shiro!" Risu said.

"Hmm....?"

"What did the HoloEN girls ask you to freestyle about?"

"Oh, I told them to give me 1 random word and I'll freestyle something for them."

"Hmm....okay, I got an idea! Me, Iofi, and Moona, shall pick 1 random word for each of us, and you shall rap about those random words, AND also about our character!" Risu said.

"Hmm....alright. This is a bit hard, but nonetheless, doable." I giggled.

'That's a fucking lie. I practiced a lot of times before. This won't be hard. Matter of fact, I'm getting hella excited!' I thought.

"Oh? It's hard? Well...I guess I'll pick a random word now!"

She pointed at me.

"My random word is 'Nuts'!"

"...KUKU-Risu, that's too similar to your character!" I covered my mouth for a split-second.

"E-Eh...?"

"Hey, Shiro! Mine is 'Chicken'!" Iofi said.

"Alright, I'll accept that."

"Hey, Moona! Pick yours now!" Iofi said.

"U-Um….I guess I'll go with....'Santa Claus'!"

"'Santa Claus'? Alright, crazy. You really got me this time, Moona." I lied and snickered a bit.

I looked at Risu.

"Well? Risu, came up with another word?"

"Hmm....Fapping?"

"OI! DON'T SAY 'FAPPING'! THAT'S YABAI!" Iofi laughed, and Moona covered her mouth while looking away.

"Eh?! C'mon! Shiro, you accept that, right?" Risu said while slightly laughing.

"Well...actually, it's still too similar to you, pervert squirrel-senpai." I snickered and covered my mouth with my left elbow for a second.

"Eh?! Ah, screw it. 'Door'! I don't care anymore!"

"Oh, 'Door'? I'll accept that."

"EH?! DOOR?!"

"Yup." I laughed and covered my mouth with my elbow once more, and put my water bottle on their table.

"Mind if I leave my water bottle here?" I asked.

"Ah, sure." Risu said.

"Alright...." I said while getting my phone and going to my "Freestyle Beats" folder in my music app and selected "Survival of the Fittest" - Mobb Deep.

"Alright....so it was 'Chicken', 'Santa Claus', and 'Door', right?"

The 3 of them nodded.

"Ite....yo....it's Shiro on the mic....It's Shiro getting hype....It's Shiro on the mic, Shiro on the beat, Shiro with the heat, ey check it."

"...Yo...These rappers, I just sick 'em."

"I petrify 'em. They be terrified, they actin' chicken." (points to Iofi and Iofi claps while smiling)

"Uh. This shit is way too easy. It ain't a test."

"I'm about to grab 'em. I ain't talking 'bout no chicken breast." (does a grabbing motion)

"Uh. When I'm on the mic, I do my thing. I'm about to-"

"go wide. I be so fly, like a chicken wing. "

"Uh. If you mess with me, then you'll get copped, son."

"My raps got flavor, so it's spicy like some hot sauce." (does a pounding gesture)

"Yeah....On this beat. Shiro's 'bout to get it, man."

"My flow is out of this world, you'd think that I'm an alien." (points to the ceiling)

"Uh. It's Shiro on the mic, you know he's complete."

"Shoutout to this alien, Airani Iofi." (points palm to Iofi and they laughed and clapped)

"Uh. I rap right off the top. I don't plan it."

"You about to bite the red dust, like the fourth planet." (points at Iofi and does a "4" gesture)

"And word to the birds. When I rap, I just blurt free."

"I ain't talkin' chicken, 'cause I'm fly like a turkey. " (points to Reine at the side and everybody shouts)

"Cooking up the bars. All these rappers just be chicken meat."

"I'm an alien. Hit me up in Area 15."

"Yo. I don't need a mic when I'm trying right here."

"Shoutout to the beautiful short alien with white hair." (points to Iofi and Iofi gasped while covering her mouth)

"Check it. You know I keep the flow on so rad."

"I'm so above you, like Iofi's bow on her head." (points at Iofi's head and gasps again while holding her head)

"Man...I always spit the bars from where the heart is."

"I am not a rapper. I'm a motherfuckin' artist."

"Yeah. Everybody vibing now. Do you like this?"

"Hope my rap's enough to heal your painful tonsillitis." (Iofi goes "WOAH!!-)

"Yeah. I keep it very tight with lyricism."

"and I'm spitting for my alien who has rhotacism."

"Whoo! Yeah, I know. Shiro is so cool."

"Iofi, did you know I was also home-schooled?"

"I never got friends until, like, I was 12."

"If you messing with me, then you'll get hit by my shells."

"Yeah. You know I'm always packing all the heat, son."

"Shoutout to Iofi. She finally got an onee-san!" (points to Iofi again and the 3 laugh a lot while clapping)

"Now they both can collab, and make IoSoRadio."

"And talk about shit like how this alien's an idol." (Earns a laugh again)

"Shiro on the mic. You 'bout to die so soon."

"I'll blast you off so hard, you'd go from here to the moon." (points to the floor and to the ceiling)

"These rappers actin' salty. I guess they don't like sugar."

"But I'll knock them right to sleep, like my system's very lunar."

"I don't need no air in order to do the raps, bruh."

"I be blasting off to the moon, like I'm NASA."

"Yeah, I'm getting rich everytime I do my rap thing."

"Rappers are a bitch, so I always call them 'anjing'." (The 3 gasp and laugh from the Indonesian curse word)

"Rappers, they just run away whenever I zone in."

"Making all them sleep when I'm giving melatonin."

"Once again, you'll bite the red dust in Mars."

"Or I'll prolly blast you off so you lie with the stars." (Moona widens her eyes and goes "WHAT?!")

"...Rapping for the ex-fashion model."

"Spitting all the lyrics, I be rapping for my idols."

"Make some fucking noise for Moona Hoshinova." (points at Moona and everybody shouts and claps)

"Had to debut with her fucking mobile data."

"Uh. You know my lyrics all be tight."

"Eating every rapper. Got a big appetite." (does an eating gesture)

"Then I'm eating cabbage, meaning that I always get the big stacks."

"Flipping all the bars for the fan of Spongebob Squarepants."

"Flowing like it's magic. I just spit with no pattern."

"Shiro is gigantic, you'd think that I was Saturn."

"Give me a gold medal. I'm 1st place in this race."

"I just smash emcees. Exploring galaxies in this space."

"My brain is bigger than your 'personalities'." (points at Moona's boobs, the 1st gen widened their eyes and Moona covers it in embarrassment)

"Hell, it prolly stretches bigger than the galaxy."

"I'm 'bout to go go go! When I'm rapping bars."

"Yellin' "ho ho ho!" like I'm Santa Claus." (Moona gasps, covers her mouth, and laughs loudly while clapping)

"Yo....I be climbing walls like a lizard."

"My bars hit hard and they cold like a blizzard."

"Yeah. And I'm walking through when I spit it free."

"Going silently like Santa from the chimney (chi-mi-ney)."

"Yo. Everybody relaxing in the entire place."

"Like hot choco in the wintertime near the fireplace."

"Yeah, and if rap was a race, then I'd win it."

"And shoutout to gifts, cause Shiro is so present." (hovers hand over my head)

"Yeah. I'm about to show that I spit shit."

"Word to presents, cause when I rap (wrap), I do it gifted."

"Uh. I'm about to cause an earthquake. Strap tight!"

"Moona lookin' hella fresh. Bangin' that black and white." (points at Moona's outfit and gasps while shaking Iofi back and forth, making Iofi giggle a bit)

"Rappers fuck with Shiro? Omae fuzakenna!"

"I'll blow you up like the CEO of Usaken, ah?"

"Shoutout to the girl named Moona Hoshinova."

"Finally did a collab with Usada Pekora."

"Uh. Everybody lovin' these bars."

"While these rappers scream in pain when I'm crushing their nuts." (clenches left fist)

"A cold murderer. All these rappers 'bout to get severed."

"They got no balls now. It's literally No Nut November. Ey." (Points at Risu, then Risu proceeds to laugh hard)

"...Y'all know that I bust through the door." (points at Risu and she gasps a bit while stomping her feet)

"And I'll knock you all out 'till you drop to the floor."

"I can keep rapping for days. I can even spit it all day."

"Few days ago, somebody came. It was my sensei."

"Uh. Shiro on the mic, I'm so bad."

"I'll go in, and if I ever leave. Know that I'll be back."

"I be catching these rappers red-handed. They be so embarrassed."

"Like when you get caught masturbating by your parents." (The 3 laugh, but especially Risu)

"You heard my freestyle. Y'all know now that I'm not cringe."

"I'm the opposite of doors, cause I'm rapping so unhinged."

"Hit you harder than an MC (emcee) hit by a truck."

"I'm the key, cause my rapping skills got unlocked."

"It's like that. Rhyming anything with orange."

"I be loose on tracks like a door with one door hinge."

"Said I am the key. You cannot keep it locked."

"Cause I can still see shit like a peeping tom." (Risu laughs a bit)

"Ey, check it. You all know I'm rapping for the people."

"I can see through everything, kinda like a keyhole."

"I can kill the tracks that you're not able to rip."

"Like a door with no knob, you just can't handle my shit!"

"Damn....I can freestyle 'till tomorrow."

"Y'all know that I move quick, kinda like a squirrel."

"Uh. I'm the new addition to Hololive."

"Kinda like Risu's vocal range, I'm 'bout to go so wide." (Risu widens her eyes a bit and goes a bit like "oh...!")

"True raw talent is the way that we go, bruh."

"Shoutout to the squirrel who's got the same birthday as Oga."

"Uh. Looks like Risu's having fun."

"Kinda like that time when she was streaming, cracking nuts." (Risu laughs a bit)

"I get it done. Y'all know that I spit the bars. "

"I'm blasting off, like semen that came from my schlong."

"No jacking off. You'd think my raps came from my dong." (does a fapping gesture)

"I'm rapping it, dog. Oh yes, the rhymes came from the top." (points to head)

"You can pop the bubbles, but you cannot pop the cherry." (Risu bursts into laughter)

"Different everytime, my rhymes and flows vary."

"I'm very scary. I'm carrying the game on my shoulders."

"And I'll never stop nutting when the month is November." (Risu goes "YYYEEESSS!!!" while clapping)

"It's Shiro on the mic. Crushing rappers that are corny."

"Risu got a high-pitched laugh like Korone."

"Like a strong river, keeping up with the rhyme flow"

"for the small child of Korone and Okayu." (The 3 goes "WHAT THE-?!")

"Yo, when I freestyle, y'all know that I go absurd."

"Starting from a jumper, to a short, leading to a skirt." (Points to Iofi, then Moona, then Risu)

"Yeah. I think you 3 finally get the picture."

"From a squirrel, to a moon, to an outer space creature." (Points to Risu, then Moona, then Iofi. The 3 freak out and shrieked)

"Yeah. About to make a hater a believer."

"Rapping from Japan all the way to Indonesia." (points to self then to Moona)

"I spit the verse so casual. Shiro is an animal."

"Wait, Indonesia and Japan? We're international!"

"I just proved to y'all that my freestyle is the shit."

"Iofi's like 'Hmm, Shiro? Was your freestyle legit?'" (Iofi hyperventilates)

"Yo. Rapping for HoloEN was insane."

"And now HoloID's got random words off the brain."

"And Risu's like 'Nuts!' and I'm like 'No, it's too similar!'" (Risu starts standing up a bit and covers her mouth while widening her eyes)

"'Give me a word that doesn't relate to your character!'"

"Talked about 'fapping', but I still couldn't accept it.

"Then I heard 'Door', and I finally said 'ACCEPTED!'" (Risu claps once and goes "HAH?!?!")

"Yeah. And you know Shiro keeps on with the slaughter."

"Risu. Thanks for taking care of my water."

"When I'm on the mic, I leave them all in awe."

"See, even Iofi here dropped her jaw." (Iofi notices her situation and instantly sits straight while laughing a bit and covering her mouth)

"And Moona here can't stop smiling like hell." (Moona laughs and claps while also mouthing "How is this...?)

"It's Shiro on the mic, and he rapping so well."

"And Risu was like "Hey, Shiro! Come here for a bit!"

"Was that a real freestyle that you really just spit?" (Risu says "Oh no. Oh no! OH NO!!" while smiling a lot)

"And I told her "Heh. Yeah. What's wrong? Surprised?"

"'Was I at peak performance with the songs and rhymes?'"

"Yeah, my raps could damage ya. Shiro ain't an amatuer." (gets phone to prepare to stop the beat)

"'Hey, Shiro! Rap about these random words and our character!'"

(beat stop)

"Uh. Yes, I got more knowledge than a teacher."

"Showing all of you what's my word like a preacher."

"Yeah. Remember me, Ishijin Shiro."

"I hope I impressed Hololive Indonesia!"

"WAH!" I pointed downwards.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everybody shouted in the cafeteria, and all HoloID 1st gen members stood up and clapped.

"OH MY GOSH!! THAT WAS PHENOMENAL!!" Iofi shouted.

"Shiro! You-You-You-You-I can't even find the words to describe how amazing that was!" Risu said.

"Jesus...you really are from another planet. Are you Iofi's brother, perhaps?" Moona said as we all laughed. Only those that could hear us though, which was HoloID 2nd gen only.

"Um...probably? I come from the Rhyming planet where everybody has a brain bigger than Marine's ass, so you could say that." I shrugged and chuckled.

"OI! THAT'S MEAN!" Iofi said.

"Sooorry, HoloID senpai." I said.

"Stilll...what the f-Are you inhuman?!" Risu asked as I laughed it off a bit.

"Nah, jokes aside, that's the result of practice, Risu." I said.

"T-There's no way a normal human could've made freestyles like that." Risu said.

Harry Mack be like: I'm about to end Shiro's entire career.

Jokes aside, Harry Mack is on another level though. I'm just me. I just developed my own way of freestyling.

"I know, right? You're so talented, Shiro!" Moona said.

"How is that practice? You gotta be smart in order to do that-" Iofi was cut off as a hyped up zombie girl shouted for attention.

"Hey hey, Shiro!"

"Hmm?" I said as I looked at them.

"Come here! It's our turn now! Is it okay?!" She asked.

"Oh? You guys wanna hear the greatness of Shiro?-Sure...!!" I said as I giggled a bit and went to them.

"Yo! Go Shiroooo!!" HoloID, Holostars, and HoloEN shouted.

"Random words and our character, right? That's what you'll rap, right?" Ollie asked as she clapped and screeched a bit.

"Woah...yeah, but keep your excitement, Ollie. You do know I'll incorporate that in the rap, right?"

"Ah-Oh yeah! But anyway, hey, Reine, Anya, you guys go first!" Ollie said.

"Eh?! Uhm...maybe try 'watermelons'...?" Reine asked.

"Yup. That's okay with me." I said as I put up a finger.

"Um...I guess I'll go with 'Halloween'?" Anya said.

"Aight. Watermelons and Halloween. What's a hard word you might give me, Ollie? Cause you know...shit is too simple for Ishijin Shiro."

'Now go big brain and give me a REALLY good word, Ollie.' I thought.

"Hihi…"

She pointed at me.

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!" She said.

'Heh...I owe you one, Ollie.' I grinned in the inside.

"Woah...okay, try another word. A bit too hard for even me, Ollie." I giggled.

"Eh...?~ The V-Rapper that claims to rap at peak performance can't do a simple word like that?~" Ollie teased.

"Hmm...guess you're not peak performance after all." Reine said as we all giggled.

"I mean...it sounds cool?" I shrugged and we giggled again.

"Alright...how about 'Apex'!?" She said.

"Apex? Ah, sure. That's too simple." I snickered as they laughed.

"Hey! Now it's too simple?!"

"Yeah...okay, here we go." I said as I picked a nice catchy beat.

The title is literally "Best Freestyle Rap Instrumental" - Mixla. It's the beat where the thumbnail is a gorilla wearing headphones.

'Hoowee...man, I rapped for a lot of people today...but then again, I guess, deep inside my soul, I do want to show people what 'Ishijin Shiro' himself can offer for entertainment...!' I thought as I chuckled.

How interesting...!