Chapter 6: Hammering The Dick Five Times - I liked it!
It sounds weird but reading the description again and again, I couldn't help but wonder if it could even fix my erectile dysfunction.
"Ahem, system, can this hammer fix my erectile dysfunction?", I asked, just to be sure.
I didn't want to be that guy who strikes blindly. It's my dick for fucks sake!
Ding!
[AFFIRMATIVE. THE HAMMER CAN FIX YOUR PENIS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS HAMMER YOUR PENIS 5 TIMES.]
"Five times? Is it because it's 5 inches when flaccid?"
[AFFIRMATIVE.]
I used the inventory summon function for the first time. I summoned the hammer. No, it would be better to say that I pulled the hammer from the screen.
It was a gigantic mass... it wasn't anything like a normal hammer. The best comparison would be Mjolnir, Thor's Weapon.
For a second, I lived my childhood dream - "I'm the chosen one, hahaha haha."
I lifted the hammer and fantasized about myself being a normal man but lifting Thor's Hammer. I also imagined Thor standing beside me, surprised and clapping, "Impressive."
But I soon came out of my imagination.
Now, the moment of truth, I needed to know how exactly did this hammer function.
Do I need to strike with full force or just a tiny bit of touch?
When I asked the system, it had nothing but a simple answer...
[HOST, THE HARDEE YOU STRIKE, THE BETTER THE EFFECT. YOU MAY AS WELL AS TOUCH IT, BUT YOU MIGHT FIND NO CHANGES AT ALL.]
Yep, that made sense. But I was going to cry now because of it.
The hammer lacked any luster. It was slightly heavy but not for me. Its handle was short and a perfect fit.
I stood up from my chair and aimed at my crotch...
"My bar of chocolate... get ready!", I said to myself before gripping the handle tightly and bringing it down with great force.
BAM!
Ting~
Ting~
Gone. I can confidently say, I was gone from the world for a split second.
The pain was so immense that my entire body went red! It's one thing hitting the penis, heck, I slammed it down till the balls, almost flattening them!
FUUUUUUCKKK!", I screamed at the top of my lungs.
I felt a weird tingle in my ears. For at least a minute, I heard nothing but this one word - 'TINNNGGGG'
I lowered my gaze and stared at my dick only to he horrified.
I screamed again, "NOO!'
My dick has almost been flattened... my scrotum was paper thin... and my balls, I could feel weird squashed Jel instead!
"FUCKING FUCK!", I controlled my tears only after they had drenched my face.
I snorted a lot and waited...
I thought each attack would be followed by recovery... but I was wrong.
When I lowered my gaze once again, I noticed a few numbers glowing in green: 1/5.
I realized instantly... I had to attack 4 more times if I wished for any sort of recovery whatsoever.
"FUCK YOU SYSTEM!", My scream was equivalent to a thunderstorm.
The pain which I was suppressing, kicked in at once. My dick had become purple-red... and from the hole came out blood.
Usually, when you are hurt, you don't pee. But my bladder was fucking full!
I had an intense urge to pee...
'It's going to burn like hell...', I gulped hard and controlled myself.
Sometimes, you end up doing the thing you don't want to do.
I found myself standing in the bathroom and staring at the toilet.
'No... No Aiden, control yourself... you can't pee... you can't...'
"You shouldn't... PEE!"
It fucking burnt like hell! Truly! It's no exaggeration!
"KAAARGH!" - I screamed so loud that the ones who were trying park their cars, ended up having a heart attack!
I huffed hard, my face completely red but at this moment, I thought of a weird thing.
"Strangely... it felt good..."
"...huh?", I questioned myself after hearing my own words.
I'm not a masochist, yeah... it was just the spur of moment.
I stood up and walked back to my room, read to slam again, but the previous pain didn't let me do it. I steeled my resolve and decided... I will go full out. I'll bang 4 times continuously before pausing...
But oh boy, I should have been aware... I hadn't locked my fucking door after Karen had left.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
4 times in a row I slammed my penis hard with the hammer, controlling my screech each time. It felt like time was going way too slowly for me... but finally, the 5 hits were complete!
5/5
Ding!
[YOU HAVE HAMMERED YOUR PENIS 5 TIMES. ALL THE LOST FUNCTIONALITY WILL RETURN.]
I blurted out loud, "So I can finally get hard!?"
While saying this, I coincidentally moved my gaze towards the door, only to find a woman standing there, staring at me.
[YOU PENIS WOLL GET HARD IN... 5]
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"M-Mr. Aiden, wha-"
It was Miss Joe, who had rushed to my room to see if I was alright. She was parking her car and since the car parking was right in front and above my semi-basement room, she heard my scream.
'No no no no! Wait!', I screamed internally, but the system didn't do anything about it.
"No Miss Joe, it's not what you think..."
Her gaze was somewhat fixated on my dick... but then, it went hard.
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And my dick got hard.
"K-", she was about to scream, so I tried to calm her down, "I- I can explain..."
But it was too late, "KYAAA!"
Joe turned around and ran straight out of my house. I couldn't help but follow her, but only till my door, "MISS JOE!!!"
And with that... I fucked up!
I was so panicked that I didn't even try to use Time Stop, Invisibility or any other thing... I messed up!
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