Chapter 2: Skill Cards
'Is this for real?'
'Is this really a system in front of me!?'
I was baffled upon witnessing it. I slapped myself about 6 times... then another 9 times, making sure it was 69.
But even after that, I was well awake and the system screen was levitating in front of me with those bold words, all in caps...
[WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE THE STARTER PACK?]
I smiled.
Have I finally gone insane? - I mused to myself.
Look here, although my looks are above average, my dick is pretty small. I hate to admit it but, even a cockroach...
Never mind.
I side eyed myself as I coughed once or twice.
So why was my dick small even though I was a thick and well built man with six pack abs? It was because someone hit my dick when I was a teen...
You must have known the words grower and shower... I, in fact, belonged to both the categories.
Mine was huge! Even when flaccid, mine was a solid 5 inches long - scary ain't it? But this is just the shower part.
As for grower... mine could almost double its size. Last time I measured, it was 9 inches.
Okay, if you think this isn't impressive, then let me put forward some stats from Koogle.
- Only 1% of males have a genital size of 7-8 inches and only about 0.6% with 9 inches.
Now not to depress others, some extra Koogle stats are...
- A typical length of an erect penis is roughly 5.16 inches.
Now, if you are smaller than that... you're doomed. It's not a penis that you have. It's a bar of melted chocolate that someone has spilt on your body. Someone it is stuck... I'd say become a woman, you won't be dick-shamed.
So then, how did my dick become short?
That's an interesting story actually...
But in short, it is something like this:
I went to the bank to get a loan... I saw an interesting milf over there, so sexy! I couldn't control my sexual urge... I had a boner.
People mistook my boner for a gun...
A guy kicked my dick so that I can't use my gun and there it is... I had erectile dysfunction just before this.
Yeah, my balls were safe but my rod... it was gone for good. Now I'm just a 5 incher... just a shower. Oh, how jokes have turned. Looks like I have a chocolate instead of a dick... FUCK!
I was crazy enough to think all this, while the system screen and the email tabs were open.
I shook my head, returning from the world of delusions, and focused at things on current hand.
I glanced at the message that was still displayed on the screen.
[WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE THE STARTER PACK?]
[YES/NO]
'Ah, my golden finger.', I instantly knew what it was.
"Leave saving, open the starter pack." - I demanded a reveal of my powers.
[COMMAND ACCEPTED]
[OPENING THE STARTER PACK]
[YOU WILL BE GIVEN 6 CARDS...]
[DRAWIMG 3 RANDOM SKILL CARDS - BASED ON YOUR DESIRES.]
[DRAWING 2 RANDOM ITEM CARDS - BASED ON YOUR NECESSITY]
[DRAWING 1 RANDOM ENHANCEMENT CARD - BASED ON YOUR FAULTS]
[NOTICE: YOU HAVE 6 CARDS IN YOUR POSSESSION.]
I had no idea what these cards were, but I was not a retard that I couldn't understand basic English.
So basically, I got some sort of cheat which I could use right away - there are 6 of them at that.
[WOULD YOU LIKE TO REVEAL YOUR CARDS?]
[YES/NO]
I obviously had to pick yes. My excitement was already over the roof!
"Yes! Reveal cards!" - I almost shouted.
Ding!
[REVEALING THE FIRST SET OF CARDS - SKILLS CARDS]
[CONGRATULATION, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE FIRST SKILL CARD: HYPNOSIS LV.1]
[Description:
You can hypnotize a target, specifically a human, for 30 seconds.
Note: Certain works that go against the moral of the target may break the hypnosis.
You may progress to Lv.2 upon continuous usage of the skill.]
My jaw almost touched the ground when I read this.
Holy shit! Did I just get something extraordinary?
But I didn't know there were 2 more things that would shock me enough to shit my pants... not literally of course.
[CONGRATULATION, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE SECOND SKILL CARD: TIME STOP LV.1]
[Description:
Can be used on a single or multiple targets at once.
If on single - you can freeze the target for 30 seconds.
Range: 2 metres
If multiple - you can freeze the targets for 10 seconds.
Range: 5 metres.
Note: Certain targets with extremely good soul, strong mentality and accumulated a lot of good karma in their lives won't be affected by the skill at Lv.1.
You may progress to Lv.2 upon continuous usage of the skill.]
"Wha- what's next? Invisibility?", I gulped hard in anticipation. My mind was tumbling left and right and I could barely focus.
[CONGRATULATION, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE THIRD SKILL CARD: STEALTH LV.1]
'It's the same thing!', I couldn't help but exclaim.
[Description:
It is a skill that provides 2 abilities - Walking Through Objects and Invisibility.
Invisibility:
The host can be invisible for 30 seconds.
Limitation: The things that he hold won't be invisible, including but not limited to his clothes.
Walking Through Objects:
The host can walk through objects.
Limitation: Things that the host carries or wears cannot pass through.
Note: These limitations are restricted to level 1.
You may progress to Lv.2 upon continuous usage of the skill.]
[NOTE: AT LV.1, THE ABOVE SKILLS CAN ONLY BE USED ONCE ON A TARGET IN 24 HOURS.]
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