Medieval Cop 1 Part 1

*Dregg wears a black headband with two medallions on it*

*Tira has orange hair that is tied into a ponytail with a little coming down the sides*

*Gru has green hair*

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"This barrel is as heavy as the lawyer" (Assistant)

"Why are we opening a new barrel of wine today?" (Assistant)

"I think even someone like you will be able to understand the words, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!" (Lawyer)

"S-Sorry sir, I was just curious." (Assistant)

"Take that miserable curiosity of yours out with you and remember to come back early in the morning. You still haven't completed today's work." (Lawyer)

"Y-Yes Sir.." (Assistant)

'You cheap monkey poop' (Assistant) *walks away*

"Freaking Street Rat" (Lawyer)

"Soon I won't even need him anymore..." (Lawyer)

"I can hire hundreds of competent workers for myself and buy all the things I need..." (lawyer)

"---and it's all thanks to a little orphan... Ge he he !!" (Lawyer)

"I should prepare for tomorro---" (Lawyer)

*Whoooom*

"What the- who turned out the lights?" (Lawyer)

"--and what happened to my barrel of wine?" (Lawyer)

"You should have sticked to the plan, lawyer." (???)

"That voice! Wh-Where are you?!" (Lawyer)

"Did you really think that with a handful of money, you can slip out of our deal..." (???)

"I- I am sorry, please, it's just, the plan is too risky..." (Lawyer)

"You know me better than anyone, so you do know that, I SIMPLY HATE BETRAYERS...!!!!" (???)

"EEP- SOMEONE HELP MEE...." (Lawyer)

*Death Sound*

"I hope you will remember this lesson in the next world..." (???)

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"The Sun has risen again today. Why? Why must this miserable life continue." (Dregg)

"If something doesn't go nice today, I swear I will blow up this town" (Dregg)

"Hey Dregg, ready for another day at the rat races?" (---)

"Tira Lawford... morning people like you should be sent to Hell..." (Dregg)

"Oh come on, you are like this everyday. Try and smile every once in a while." (Tira)

"I will smile when all the people in the world are dead and God shoots himself in the head for creating us." (Dregg)

"Now move, I am late as it is." (Dregg)

"Never heard a police officer say that before. Fine, It's not like I care about your miserable life anyway." (Tira) *walks out of his way*

"Here you go, your Crappiness!!!" (Tira)

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Dregg walks down to the lobby after passing the notices and people which say,

[Bring your own lunches today as the chef has committed suicide by jumping in the soup while laughing maniacally and saying, "The key to not cry while cutting onions, is to not form an emotional bond."]

[To protect and Serve the Community under the rule of the King.] "So in short, obey the king's authority or die." (Dregg)

"My job today is to settle a dispute of a land and I am fairly certain-" "I don't know you, so stop talking to me. In fact, even if I knew you, I would still ask you to jump off a cliff." (Dregg)

"Hi, I am new here and I am really excited to start this job." "New is it...? Take this advice from someone who has been here for 5 years in this system..." (Dregg) "Oh really, what is that?" "Swim to the bottom of the sea and hold onto a rock till you drown. Trust me, it's a better and more peaceful method to die." (Dregg)

"Ah Dregg, how are you today?" (---)

"Fantastic Gru...!!! I might not kill myself today too..." (Dregg)

"So same as always... Well anyway, let me tell you your assignment for today." (Gru)

"Some lawyer was found dead in his home earlier. We suspect it is a case of murder."(Gru)

"So, is my job to find this guy and give him a medal?" (Dregg)

"Very Funny... Your job is to solve the case and arrest the criminal." (Gru)

"Why? He is just trying to make the world a better place." (Dregg)

"Dregg, stop joking, go and do your job!!!" (Gru)

"Who's joking? Fine, I will go. It's not like I have anything better to do with my day. Or my life, as a matter of fact." (Dregg)

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'Geez... where the hell is my support for this case?' (Tira)

'Gru said that he should be here soon' (Tira)

"Alright Everyone, please wait for some time. We will try to wrap this up as quickly as possible." (Tira)

"But Officer, we have already waited for about two hours..." (Assistant)

"What do you care? Your Boss is dead anyway. I still haven't done my laundry yet." (Neighbor)

"Alright, that's enough ma'am... Please wait for a little while more." (Tira)

-Dregg walks in and looks around-

"MY GOD THIS HOUSE IS HUGE!!" (Dregg)

"Oh God, not this guy..." (Tira)

"Sorry for being late. I was helping an old lady cross the road..." (Dregg)

"Was she running a Cross Country race or are you just terrible at lying..." (Tira)

"You are right, I lied... the truth is I am not sorry for being late." (Dregg)

-Dregg walks over to Tira-

"Where the hell were you, You were supposed to come two hours ago..." (Tira)

"Sigh... Never Mind. We should just begin the investigation." (Tira)

"Great, Where do we start?" (Dregg)

"YOU should start by examining the area while I question the witnesses. Also, make sure nobody touches anything." (Tira)

"Ugh... Fine, I will. But only because I rather not talk to that housewife." (Dregg)

"what are you talking about? I think you both would be great." (Tira)

"Ha Ha... Very Funny. Alright, let's go..." (Dregg)

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-Dregg walks over to the ANGEL STATUE in the top-left corner-

'Call me a critic if you will, but it fells odd seeing that this statue is placed at an angle rather than pointing at the front.' (Dregg)

'Its almost as if, this statue was supposed to point at something. I better remember this.' (Dregg)

-Dregg walks over to the fireplace in the center-

'This fireplace is big enough for a person to come. But it's not easy to get out the same way as the chimney is too tall, and it doesn't look like a rope was used.' (Dregg)

'Besides, the grate is locked tight, and it doesn't seem it can be opened from inside the fireplace.' (Dregg)

-Dregg walks to the center right banner on the wall-

'It looks like someone ripped this banner, and then tried to dig a hole behind it... I better remember this place.' (Dregg)

-Dregg checks the weapons on the wall-

'There are a lot of weapons around here... Why was he killed with a simple knife then? I should keep this in mind.' (Dregg)

-Dregg walks over to a tattered book that is on a crate in the bottom left corner-

'What's this? A diary? Maybe it will give me a clue if I read it.' (Dregg)

[The nosy neighbor of mine is looking through her window again. She thinks no one can see her, but I am pretty sure everyone around here knows of her misdeeds.]

[My assistant dropped by today again. He was asking for a raise... again. Kicked him out of the house like a ball.]

[It's midnight now, I still am waiting for ----]

'Hmm... Someone tore off the last page. Probably the killer. I better look for it.' (Dregg)

-Dregg walks over to the sleeping priest-

"Zzz..." (Priest)

'How can this guy sleep in such a place?' (Dregg)

-Dregg walks over and checks the body of the lawyer-

'Knife to the back, like the report said. There doesn't seem to be any signs of struggle.' (Dregg)

'Seems like this person died around 5am, at the crack of dawn.' (Dregg)

-Dregg walks over to the broken wine barrel which the assistant moved before-

'This broken Barrel seems out of place in this mansion.' (Dregg)

'Hmm... There are no scratch marks or anything inside. That's weird, considering the damage to it.' (Dregg)

-Dregg walks over to the rubble below the STATUE in the top-right corner-

'What is this rubble. Seems like it used to be something. Was this broken when the murder happened?' (Dregg)

'I thinks that all the clues. I should wrap this up and go home. It's time to drink my sorrow at the local tavern anyway.' (Dregg)

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"Did you finish collecting the evidence?" (Tira)

"Yes, can we please go now? This mansion kind of gives me the creeps." (Dregg)

"NO NEED... BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY SOLVED THE CASE!!!" (Tira)

"What...?" (Dregg)

"Surprised... You should be. After talking to the witnesses, I have found out who the killer is..." (Tira)

"Are we really doing this?" (Dregg)

"What's the matter? Scared that I will overshadow you?" (Tira)

"ALRIGHT PRIEST, HANDS IN THE AIR!! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST." (Tira)

"Wh-What? me, but why? Why would I murder him?" (Priest)

"We will know soon. As for proof, you came to meet the lawyer last evening. His neighbor here saw you entering." (Tira)

"That's true... I saw him entering this house while I was doing the dishes from my window." (Neighbor)

'Hmmm... I wonder of the torn diary page was about him...' (Dregg)

"I assure you! My reasons were anything but diabolical." (Priest)

"he was studying a will for me and he had invited me yesterday for me to check its content." (Priest)

"He even offered me his new wine from a freshly arrived barrel, but as I was in a hurry, I declined the offer and went home after finishing my business." (Priest)

'[Wine from the barrel] Was he perchance talking about the broken one?' (Dregg)

"Yeah right, we will see how things go when we take you under custody and question you." (Tira)

'Tira is in too much of a hurry to solve this case and increase her rank, she is not even considering the evidence.' (Dregg)

"Pl-Please wait, I can't go to jail now, I have an important matter to attend, please think of the children." (Priest)

'Children?' (Dregg)

"Since when does a priest have kids? Stop lying and come with me now" (Tira)

"No- please, listen" (Priest)

'...' (Dregg)

'Sigh, All I wanted was to go home and drink till I drop. But like always, the world just finds new ways to screw me over.' (Dregg)

"THE PRIEST IS INNOCENT...!!!!!" (Dregg)

"Sorry Tira, But your assumption is wrong!" (Dregg)

"What...!!? Since when do you care about this stuff?" (Tira)

"Ever since you started acting like an amateur..." (Dregg)

"Alright then smarty grumpy, let's see who is right and who is wrong..." (Tira)

"...and if I win, you are buying me dinner." (Tira)

"Joke's on you, I have no money..." (Dregg)

"You son of a- Alright then, if you know the priest is innocent, prove it." (Tira)

"Sure, but I will need to talk to the witnesses." (Dregg)