To Hell!

" Hey, Rachel. Isn't today the day that new teacher shows up?" Nathan asked as he put his papers away for the day.

" Yeah, Angelica jones. Firestar. She should be here by now. Wanna go meet her?" Rachel asked the man.

" Sure, why not. Might as well inform the poor girl the crazy mess she's getting involved with." Nathan joked making Rachel laugh.

" Rachel. Nathan. I need you both to come down to well... The giant hole in the wall that Hank created in the main hallway." Storm explained to the two over the intercoms of the school.

Nathan and Rachel both looked at each other in confusion. " Do you know what's going on?" Nathan asked.

Rachel shrugged her shoulders in response.

" Okay, let's go see what mess we've got today." Nathan said tiredly.

A short walk later.

" Ohhhh Crap." Nathan exclaimed as he looked at the giant portal the Bamfs had been building in secret. " How the hell did they manage to build this damn thing?"

" Well, it would seem they're smarter than we originally thought." Hank replied.

" I can see that, Hank. What's it do?" Nathan asked the man.

" It's obviously a teleporter but to where or why it was built I don't know." Hank replied.

" We should have been keeping a closer eye on these creatures. This is a serious breach of security." Storm stated

" Their minds are usually closed to me, but now they're overflowing with emotions. They're worried that they've taken too long to build this. Afraid they're too late." Rachel explained to the group.

" Oh great that doesn't make me feel any better at all." Nathan exclaimed.

" I always knew these little buggers were smarter than they looked." Logan stated.

" They get any smarter, we can make one of them headmaster." NorthStar spoke.

" Um, yeah Hi. I have a physics class to teach in a couple of minutes. Could somebody please point me in the direction of my classroom?" Firestar asked.

" Classes are canceled for now. The children are on lockdown until we determine the nature of this machine." Storm explained to the teachers of the school.

" Lockdown. Get used to that, Firestar. It tends to be our most popular class around here." Bobby joked to the young woman. " And by the way Hi, Angelica. Welcome aboard." Bobby said as he shook the woman's hand.

" Yeah, thanks Bobby. Good to, you know... That is... you're looking." Firestar fumbled over her words. ' Hot.' Angelica thought to herself.

" Um, thanks. Yeah, you too. You can let go of my hand now. It's kind of melting." Bobby explained to the woman.

" Control your hormones little girl. The man of Ice already has a mating partner." Warbird whispered in Firestar's ear.

" Really? I thought Kitty Pryde wasn't here anymore." Firestar replied.

" I wasn't referring to Kitty Pryde." Warbird warned the girl.

" Down Warbird. Down girl." Nathan said to the woman as he got between her and Firestar. "Firestar right? Hey didn't I read somewhere you, Bobby, and Spiderman were a team once?" Nathan asked the girl.

" Spiderman and his amazing friends? That was just something the bugle printed to make us all look bad." Firestar replied.

" Can you both focus?" Storm asked the two before turning her attention back to Hank. " Henry, since we have no idea what will happen if this machine is triggered, I need to know that's not about to happen." Storm asked the man.

" Relax, my esteemed headmistress. The bamfs had managed to splice into our central battery, but I've since severed those circuits. their machine is now completely without power." Hank explained to the woman.

" Yeah? Then why is it glowing?" NorthStar asked.

" Oh, I got a bad feeling about this." Nathan complained.

Wolverine popped his claws and stood ready for whatever was coming next.

" Oh, you clever little devils." Hank jeered.

" Where they come from the sky is on fire and there's someone they fear. Someone red." Rachel explained as she continued trying to read the Bamfs minds.

" Henry!" Storm yelled through all the craziness.

" They rerouted the power, somehow. Damn it, they know this school better than I do and I built it." Hank exclaimed.

" Everybody out! We're sealing this room!" Storm yelled.

" Can I just blow it the fuck up!?" Nathan asked

" No! We don't know what that could cause." Hank replied to the man.

" Ya'll get out of here. I'm staying." Logan said to the group.

" Like hell you're staying alone." Nathan said to the man as he suited up.

" Look! Somethings coming out!" bobby yelled to the group.

Out from the portal came more Bamfs only these ones were red and much more aggressive. " Bamfs! Kill! Kill! Kill!" The bamfs chanted as they attacked each member of the X-Men.

" Rachel move!" Nathan yelled as he shoved the woman out of the way. The Bamfs grabbed hold of him and teleported him through the portal.

" AHHHHHH!" Firestar yelled as she was dragged through as well.

" Red ones? Now there are mean little red ones?" Bobby asked as he tried fighting the creatures off only to be dragged through as well.

" The Machine! They're trying to keep us away!" Logan yelled before being dragged inside along with NorthStar, Hank, and Storm leaving Angel, Rachel and Warbird behind to prevent the red Bamfs from destroying the portal and trapping the X-Men.

The X-men each found themselves being transported into one of three separate places in the afterlife. Wolverine, Hank and NorthStar in heaven. And the others in Hell.

" Ugh! my head. What the hell happened? And why is it so Hot?" Nathan asked as he looked around.

Suddenly a booming voice filled with power rang out around Nathan. " Who dares step foot in the lair of Mephisto?!