Chapter 4: 8th grade class

So it's a normal day in 8-A-

The whole class vibing to pasilyo: Ikaw at Ikaw!!

okay... normal :)

The Boys are being gay, homophobic, racist, and now they're fucking a chair...

the kpop girls are acting like they're popular or smth

And Mai and Angel :-), are just joking about some random shit :)

Mai: Bro I think I have M rizz...

Angel: M? I thought it was W- oh... bruh..

Mai: Why do noses run but feet smell?

Angel: idk... why tho?

Mai: *continues questioning life*

(later)

Angel: Wait are you part of LGBT?

Mai: Yes.

Angel: I thought you weren't because you are y'know...

Mai: I am pan.

Angel: ur pansexual?? I didn't know that..

Mai: no. I'm pandesal, my pronouns are Bread/roll

Angel:... Ha..

(At lunch)

Mai: Hey Angel...

Angel: What?

Mai: I want to say a really horny joke

Angel: No.

Mai: What's white and sticky?

Angel: uh.. NAW...

Mai: Puto..., a Filipino food...

Angel: oh. BRUH

(In class)

Mai and Angel are just taking down some rushed notes.

Someone's phone rang in class

Their ringtone is "White tee"

Ari, let's call her Ari was joking and tried to rizz me again for the 39th time, all of our classmates are the victims

Ari: *rizz*

Mai: bruh.

(At the time of the workshops)

Angel and Mai were in different workshops, so sad, I know, Angel was in the altar, while Mai was in journalism...

(In The chapel, where the workshop "Angels of the altar" is being taught)

Angel: *in mind: I wonder if I can get my hands on holy water then throw it on Mai to wash her dirty ass mind 🤨*

(Meanwhile in Journalism)

Mai: *journaling* *realizes the topic was about environmental crises not bl fanfics..* OH SHi-

Mai throws the paper away and actually does the journaling correctly.

(After workshops)

Angel throws holy water on Mai

Mai: WTF WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM 😭?

Angel: sorry I thought I saw a demon 😞

Angel and Mai just end up laughing like some of the funniest shit happened.

And that's what happens in school..

All of this is: Based on a Real Happenstance.

:-)Hope none of y'all need therapy or help 🤌✌️