Madara meets John Wick ( Not a real chapter )

Madara saw a dog near his compound when walking out.

Woof woof.

Madara looked at it with disgust before trying to walk away. The dog covered his way and continued barking. ' Get out of the way damn dog ' He thought. It continued barking at him.

( a few minutes later )

" Fire style fire ball jutsu "

The dog was burnt to the point only it's face remained. Suddenly Tobirama appeared. " Back to your ways of evil now are you Madara " He said before looking at the dogs head . "Oh no what did you do , that's John Wick's puppy " Madara looked at him " So ".

Tobirama : You don't get it , John Wick killed a kage levelled shinobi

Madara : Oh great so am supposed to be afraid or something.

Tobirama : With a pencil , A FUCKING PENCIL !!

Madara : Still not intrigued.

( Suddenly John Wick appears holding a pencil in his left hand. )

( Two minutes later )

Madara and Tobirama can be seen lying down dead with a pencil in their crotch .

Let's be honest here the real person to fear is John Wick

Next chapter 4 hours from now( Most likely )