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Lord of Profanity

“I seduced the daughter of the Jade Emperor”. “I was sentenced to death, but it didn’t matter…” “I already achieved my goal”. … “W-what is going on?” “Impossible!” “He’s severed the wheels of space and time, he’s about to jump into the river of time! Stop him!” It was too late to stop him though, the Lord of Profanity disappeared, jumping into the river of time to go back in time. To restart it all over…, this time, with experience, and a system. [You have gained profanity skill: Heavenly Touch!] [You have gained profanity skill: Ultimate Massage!] “Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the profane one!”

Lord_Profane · 東方
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Neophyte realm

[You have participated in a Primordial Dual Cultivation session!]

[You have gained Cultivation XP!]

[You have gained qi XP!]

[You have gained enough XP for breakthrough!]

[You have met a bottleneck!]

[Breaking bottleneck…, please wait…]

[Bottleneck broken!]

[Congratulations! You have become a Neophyte Realm Cultivator!]

Everything happened so fast, so unlike he was used to in the future that Brutus could not react.

Before he could react, it was already done.

Originally, stepping into the path of cultivation and stepping even deeper takes time. A breakthrough was never supposed to happen so fast; it normally involves a lot of processes but the Profanity System already simplified all of it.

The system already fulfilled all the processes of helping him sense qi, and taming it also. The system and dual cultivation were his short-cut to power.

In that moment, for the first time since jumping back in time, Brutus felt the familiar feeling of qi energy flowing through his body.

He was a cultivator again.

Unlike just a moment ago, he felt the feeling of boundless power in his muscles. His body rippled with untapped power.

Unlike him though, it was not so straightforward with Casablanca. One benefit of dual cultivation was that it was not one-sided, it benefited both parties.

Casablanca was a mortal and died a mortal in his future life but after jumping back in time, Brutus just changed the life of this woman forever.

By letting her ingest the Ultimate Pleasure Potion though, he gave her yin energy that would not just improve the sexual experience, but which would also make it possible for her to sense qi.

The mixture of her yin energy with his yang energy also generated from the Ultimate Pleasure Potion was what would mix to form qi energy.

The Ultimate Pleasure Potion was so potent that the energies generated from it was powerful enough to push both of them into the path of cultivation.

He was not the only one who broke through to the Neophyte realm. Casablanca experienced the same process too, but the only difference was that she didn't have a system to simplify the process for her.

Just like him, qi energy now flowed through her body. She could sense it, what remained for her now was to tame this energy.

If Casablanca could not tame the rampaging qi energy, she would die.

But if she could tame it, she would step into the path of cultivation, becoming a Neophyte realm cultivator just like him.

At this moment, Casablanca closed her eyes tightly, grimacing as if she was fighting against something inside her body.

Looking down at her, Brutus caressed her face slightly before kissing her on the forehead, and then he focused back on himself, his system.

He finally accessed his system host status again.

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[Host Status:]

Name: Colonel Brutus

Cultivation Realm: Neophyte

[Unique Profanity Skills: Heavenly Touch; Heavenly Massage]

[Ongoing Mission: Seduce 10 girls this week!]

[Mission Reward: Cultivation XP!]

[Mission Progress: 4/10 girls seduced!]

[Congratulations on becoming a Neophyte Realm Cultivator!]

[You have met the requirements to unlock cultivation relic!]

[You have unlocked a cultivation relic: Blade of Chaos!]

[Relic Type: Weapon]

[Weapon Type: Dagger]

[Weapon Realm: Neophyte]

>Description: This dagger has received a seed of chaos from the horror depths of the Kunlu Abyss. It has the unique ability of neutralizing the defense of any armor beneath the Foundation Realm by a high chance, and a low chance of neutralizing the defense of Foundation Realm armors<

[NOTE: This weapon has the unique enchantment of growing with its soul-bound owner through the realms of cultivation!]

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Brutus did not decide to jump back in time on a whim.

This was something that he had been planning for years, scheming, using people to achieve and you would think he prepared certain things to help in his rise to power apart from his experience.

Yes, Brutus prepared things for himself.

As a 7th realm cultivator in his future life, a Lord, Brutus prepared 7 different things for himself that he would unlock as he went through the realms of power again with the knowledge and experience from the future.

His first reward that he prepared to be unlocked after he stepped into the path of cultivation and became a Neophyte realm cultivator was the Blade of Chaos.

In the future, Brutus was not just good at pleasing women, he was also an alchemist and a renowned craftsman.

During his journey across centuries all over the world in the future, he once entered the dangerous Kunlu Abyss in search of the spawn of an Abyss Kraken.

He could not find the spawn of an Abyss Kraken, but he found something else, one of the dreaded abyss' treasures, the seed of chaos that are reportedly created only after the birth of a new Emperor realm Abyss monster.

In the future, apart from being renowned as the Lord of Profanity, Brutus was also renowned as a thief.

He stole the seed of chaos and with it, he crafted the Blade of Chaos. He never used the dagger, keeping it in his system for when he needed it, now.

The system had an inventory that was created using the same spatial technique used in crafting space rings. At this moment, the Blade of Chaos became the first weapon to enter Brutus' inventory.

It would materialize in his hand anytime he willed it.

The Blade of Chaos was a beautiful dagger. It had a zig-zag blade like a Z with a pointed tip, and a comfortable but luxurious black and gold handle.

The handle was forged from indestructible leather extracted from the hide of a Saint realm beast.

Staring at this dagger in his inventory, Brutus smiled and relaxed on the bed, finally feeling the tension he had been experiencing since he knew Leah's identity dissipate like the wind.

In that moment, Brutus felt all of his confidence returning to him.

He looked at Casablanca who now had a peaceful look on her face, resting beside him on the bed. He smiled and caressed her gently, gently pushing her red hair behind her face.

Casablanca succeeded; she was now a Neophyte realm cultivator like him.

And in that moment was when it happened…

BOOMMMM!

Brutus looked, and then he grinned.

It already started!