Prologue

I really didn't think my life would end like this especially today. But of all the things that could have hit me why is it a flying pot??

It makes no sense the more I think about it. How can there be just random pot and it just so happens to hit me and even though I am not Japanese nor have I ever been to Japan so why am I in front of God like in anime that is giving me the choice to reincarnate.

Let's go back in time a little bit. Going back as a form of introduction just to be polite, My name is Jack, excellent in sports but only average in academics in most of the things in my life. I was blessed with a good loving family and a really annoying sister. Aside from everyday studies and sports, I was really into fanfics written by different authors.

The creativity of others really brings side characters of novels to light. Many writers will never bring up the villain's side of the story to light and they just end them as a bad character from start to end but I really believe there must be some good in them no matter how bad they have shown them. I have read a lot of fanfics over the years like Star Wars, Twilight, Naruto, Danmachi but the world which is most popular has to be Harry Potter world. According to me, J. K. Rowling did a fantastic job on the story but left several loopholes in character which just don't make any sense.

Now that everyone is a little bit familiar with me, let's go back on how I died. It will sound just plain stupid but please, just bear it with me.

After school hours I went to play soccer with my friends, You could say that I am a die-hard fan of soccer. After the match, my friends started to chat, somethings came up and one of them started bragging about his new rat bike that he made himself that could supposedly beat my bike in a drag race.

"No way in hell dude, My bike is the top model having a max speed twice more than yours with a lot more torque"

And then it became a challenge and we started to race on a nearby highway. I don't remember too much but suddenly I felt something moving towards me from the top. The last thing I saw was a very large pot falling on me from the top. I don't know where the pot came from because there were no buildings for miles. Next thing I know I blacked out and now I am standing in front of this old man who introduced himself as a god.

This made me think about a lot of possibilities. There was a chance that I am in soul form and right now I am being judged before almighty or I have smoked too much weed.

"Yeah it's weed for sure, I am gonna kill my dealer he said that this stuff was safe for newbies"

"No Jack you really have died on earth while racing on your motorbike but don't worry it has already been a month and your friends and family have already moved on so don't worry about the past and look toward the future" said the so called god.

"Give me proof that I have died"

"Will the last recording of your death will be enough?"

"Sure let me see it, I need to confirm something"

The so-called god immediately waved his hand and I started to see myself speeding down the road, I was well ahead of my friend's so-called bike but suddenly I lost control and fell.

"That's it"

"Yes son"

"But I remember a pot fell on me" I screamed. I would never lose control on the bike for no reason at all on a PERFECT STRAIGHT ROAD!!

"That may be your hallucination, my guess is that you fainted right before the accident" God replied while playing with his stupidly long beard.

"Okay so what happens now"

"That is the best part son, you will be reincarnated in Harry Potter's world by me. I know even if you were given a choice you will choose this world without any thought so that will be all"

"Wait no cheats, No system or something"

"Well I could give you a system but it will just show your basic stats in not too much detail so it's unnecessary and it takes too much of my divinity to create so NO"

"Okay at least tell me I will not going be a muggle or squib"I requested. Going in the HP world without cheats is difficult in itself and if by chance I am a muggle or a squib, I will kiss my life goodbye the first chance I get.

"Sure and I will also make your magic capacity to be best but that's all, I will not give you magic control because you should train like all other wizards if you want to achieve something. To be fair let me add extra benefit for you that you can train twice as fast as a normal wizard in any magic and that's all I can give to you"

"Thank you, God" Stupid stinking old man can't you provide me with anything else, I hope you die single.

"Than that's a goodbye and hope you have a great next life"

I just blacked out. This is going to be fun.

POV GOD:

"Finally it all ended well. Thankfully I already edited his death recording otherwise if he knew that my chamber pot fell on him he would definitely have asked for a lot more" God sighed

"So you just swindled a soul for your screwup again!!" Suddenly a sweet gentle voice came from beside him. The so-called mighty god immediately prostrated himself in such a beautiful way that many Japanese would be ashamed of themself after seeing such technique.

"Oh shit!! Dear, it was nothing I just messed up while cleaning. I promise it will not happen again"

"You better be careful next time I will not be so lenient. Get up and clean this room now, it's so dirty are you slacking off too much"

"No Honey I am working properly all day" One couldn't compare the previous almighty god to him anymore

"okay and be sure to vacuum all the carpet and your throne or I will use your beard as my washcloth"

"Yes MAM" and so out God went back on his chores.

"Safe"