ATTACK ON USJ

I'm out of my place today so I set a timer to upload like usual but it seems that it didn't work so yeah here's the chapter

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well then it has been a week since my talk with the principal and right now we have a hero lesson to do and if I'm not wrong we would do training on USJ and you know what will happen on the USJ there would be an attack by the league of villain and I finally have a chance to kick some ass and to show just a fraction more of my power to the world. it would be fun that's what I'm saying. also, I have already completed my full set of chaotic armor, and it fully charged just to be sure and also I'm bringing my other weapon just in case the canon suddenly deviated and Tomura suddenly brings like 10 Nomus or just some kind of alien invasion happened you never know what's gonna happened. after a few lessons its finally our time to do hero class Aizawa told us to wear our costumes or just wear our sports uniform, most of the students choose to wear their costumes even I choose to use my costume, not my armor the shirt one I would wear the armor when we get to USJ. so after we are done changing were now going to the bus that's gonna take us to the USJ after looking at the bus my other classmates looked at me and I said

"what"

"are you not gonna told us to sit following our absence?"

"no why it's a hassle"

"yeah!!!"

after that little chat, everyone enters the bus and sits beside their friends I happened to sit beside our old pal Denki. as the bus started we have a little chat with each other I mainly want to apologize for kinda humiliating him on the battle trial he said it's fine and then he said that he's gonna try and surpass me. well with his quirk he can go to the top of this world and a bit of hard work will do the trick, but he can't even come close to me I have many to access lightning or even electricity one of my examples is the cloud pet or even the thunder staff I'm not even going to the magical side but he didn't need to know that now right?

after a few more minutes we finally arrived at our destination we immediately get down from the bus and entered the USJ inside the USJ we see blackhole hero thirteen as she was speaking with our homeroom teacher I see the main attraction for today a black mist started flooding into the building as the other guys started asking our sensei, and then Aizawa told us to fallback because that's a real villain and that this is not a training. as Aizawa told Me to run and find help but then before I started moving I was enveloped by a dark mist and then suddenly I got teleported but then I teleported back why does this happen cause before the black mist teleported me I dropped my ender pearls so yeah as I see there's no one in my place right now so I'm assuming that they got teleported and separated and then I saw Aizawa fighting some villain and then I see Tomura the hand fetish guy want to attack Aizawa as I see that I immediately throw another ender pearl just behind Tomura and then kick his head pretty hard till he faceplanted into the ground and then I kick him again what do you think I will back off and give him a chance to counter attack what is this a pokemon battle?

as I keep kicking him over and over until his butler he called kurogiri comes and he wanted to attack me but I just back away why? cause I think I already make him have PTSD about me so yeah but then he started going ballistic and called for his reinforcement and then a huge purple bird headed creature started to charge me,

hmmm now I'm wondering if shock absorption is the same with anti knockback??? so instead of thinking any further, I took out my knockback stick from my inventory that I name "The YEET Stick" yeah I kinda go overboard with this one I stacked it over the years ever since I was 4 years old A.K.A The first stick I enchant it with knockback 10.000 it can send mobs flying even the pigs can fly to. then when the nomu finally gets close enough I swing my stick and to my surprise it works the nomu goes bye-bye but just after a few seconds the nomu came back just to do a futile charge. I guess it's the only knockback and the actual shock came from him hitting things soo do you know what that means I can Show off and play a bit of ping pong cause he's pretty dumb and not even going at me in another direction or something.

I think I can play around for a while cause Tomura is unconscious right now

*a few minutes of intense ping pong"

phew that was intense wahahahahah this is soo fun I should do it more but then *swoosh*

as I feel a very fast movement behind me there's two actually what? there's more nomu, hooo it's my lucky day more creature to juggle and then suddenly I felt a punch and then on instinct I tried to blocked it but then I forgot that I still holding my stick well in my world physics doesn't work but in the real world a certain item may have physic like the steak it will become a bonafide steak in the real world but in my world, it would become a stiff meat slab but the taste still the same and the stick when it was hit to something it would not breaks but in the real world, it would break if enough force were given but this is the problem a nomu normal punch wouldn't even put a dent on the stick it's me who is the problem if I swing it too hard it would break. and I did just that

*Crackkk*

"..."

"NOOOOOOO MY YEET STICK HOW DARE YOU CAUSED THIS TO MY STICK, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HUH?!?!?"

No more playing around now I'm mad. as I put on my chaotic armor and goes into my block mode then I took out my power staff and then I swing it with full power I no longer care what happened to this damn place anymore as the staff swing stopped at the front of the nomu, the Nomu exploded into nothing and then the building got cut in half there's one more nomu left I heard All Might arrived but I ignored him my stick needs some more revenge. as I approach the last nomu Tomura tried to decay me with his hand I just sliced both of his hands and I'm also sure that All For One have a way to heal his hands and then I come closer to the nomu pinned him down with my legs and then I took out a super Haste potion and a golden hoe I'm not giving you an honor dying by my wooden hoe instead I'm going to dishonor you by killing you with the most useless And brittle item in the game and also useless in real life then I screamed.

"GARDENER STYLE: Relentless tilling"

as I swing my golden hoe at the Nomu until my hoe broke but then I didn't realize my situation at all, I destroyed almost all of the building by myself with the building being cut in half and the floor is wrecked and at the side I see all of my classmates and the teachers looked shocked also, having their jaw opened soo wide that it hit the floor. but then it hit me I immediately took out my broken stick and then I realized that there is one fiber still connecting the two-piece I immediately placed an anvil and then a mending book I combined it right there at that moment. I don't care about anything I'm just trying to fix my Yeet stick here after I combined the enchantment I immediately took out a bottle of enchanting hoping this would work I throw a couple of bottles and to my delight, it WORKS as the EXP entered the stick, the stick started repairing by itself.

after I repaired my stick I stored it back in my inventory. phew, that was close I almost lost one of my favorite weapons trolling items. after a few minutes, more heroes and police started to come only to be greeted by the destroyed building well my bad but then again it's worth it tho soo yeah.

after getting interrogation by the police yes I said the right word cause I destroyed the building I was only getting reprimanded. well it's more like they talk something but I'm not listening even a single word from them, well I don't care cause I'm the one doing the beating and you were only supposed to do the cleaning and complaining like since when the third party like the police was useful it's mainly the Mc job to do like 90% of the job and then the police or the other took that 90% and make it seems like they have done all the job with their art of bulshittery.

well it doesn't matter to me I would get all the fame from the Sports festival and the other event in the future I would make it as grand as possible so everyone would notice, now I need to think about how to beat the Sports festival in an unexpected way so that I can get some interesting reaction from all of the japan or even better the whole world hehe can't wait for that to become reality. when our journey back to school I got a lot of questions from my classmates and by a lot I mean nonstop until It's time to go home.

after I got home I made some ramen for myself then I eat it and then I continued with watching the TV as I saw the news about the USJ attack and the destroyed building. after a while, I started planning on what am I going to do with the Sports Festival.

Word Count: 1741

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