Michelle gets drafted

It was a regular day in the newly reformed rectangular office and president God was recording a message to send to the masses.

"Hey guys, president God here. And today I'm bored, so I declare war on Lichtenstein. You're all drafted. That's all. Don't forget to like and sub. Bye." President God said.

One epic transition later and Michelle and co. We're in Europe.

"Okay guys, let's kill some Lichtensteininans!!" Michelle said.

"I love killing innocent minorities!" Penis said quirkily.

Suddenly God popped in out of nowhere.

"Fyi, here in Liechtenstein, us Muricans 🇺🇸💥🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅💥 are the minorites." He said.

He then popped right out of existence again.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Penis screeched.

"Ryawre." Dave the Dyanosaure added.

"I'm going to drink all their alcohol!!!" Al Coholic said and then drank an entire barbell of beer and started assaulting Fatman.

"What the skibidi???" He yelled.

"102919 of my mods were made by a guy in Liechtenstein." Foivos added.

"Personality punch!" George said and punched a dude in the American army.

"How did I even get drafted, I'm a woman!" Glazer girl complained. "I can't even collect Michelle's bodily fluids in this war!!"

"Women deserve to die in wars!!" Penis said quirkily, the went back to wailing about being a minority.

Suddenly, John Lichtenstein appeared.

"It's so Lichtensteintover for you." He announced and started punching Fatman.

"Oh no you don't! That's my job!" Al Coholic said and threw a wine bottle at John Liechtenstein.

"Dyanosauresaurus attack!!!!" Michelle said and John Liechtenstein was eaten by a dyanosauresaurus.

"We did it everyone!!" God said. "Liechtenstein is now the 51st state of MURICA 🦅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🦅!"

"Yay! We're not longer minorites!! I hated those guys anyway!!"

"There go these 102919 mods." Foivos added. "You will be missed."

"Send us back now, God." Michelle said.

"No." God said. "Anyway like and subscribe guys!! This awesome production wouldn't have happened if Donald Trumpet won, so never consider voting for him again!!"

God then disappeared and left Michelle and co. stranded in Liechtenstein.

"This is just like one of my 29371036017218 Minecraft mods." Foivos said.