Season 2
Episode 11
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Collins : what's wrong with you ah😠 can't you respect the presence of the Lord at least ..let go of me
So when Vida👩🏻🦱 saw us she left the premises. We had no idea where she could have gone to so the praises team that day flop kroaa.so I went home after church 💒 only to find my door lock🤔opened ...but I locked this door eehn..
So I entered the room then *boom* 😱🔥🥶...Vida 👩🏻🦱was drinking whisky and holding her gun in portable way 🥶🙆🏾♂🙆🏾♂eei.At this point I can't turn so I just man up and continue to take my steps in slowly..charley the eye👁👁 wey the girl carry dey watch me eehn if I fool say *Branding* nor I go lose my logo🍆🥶😂🙆🏾♂..so I sat beside her on my bed then she looked at me 👁👁 and kissed her gun again..kweh the girl went dark kroaa oo..nono no👊😔.she make my heart all dey bet as if I go run marathon 🤣
Then she pushed me on the bed and kept on drinking..Charley, I don't even know how to start the vybe nor she smiled and pointed the gun to my logo🍆 🙆🏾♂
Vida : am giving you one chance to explain what I saw and make it snappy 😏
Collins : Vida am sorry I didn't know that was what she was up to besides I didn't enjoy it 🙆🏾♂🤣🤣
Vida : Collins Pls stop hurting me😭😭I love you
Collins : I love you too
So as we dey all my mind dey de gun in top so she play dull wey I kiss am 🤪😜so as wey dey kiss nu wey I kommot the gun for her inside ..(phew)sighed. Thank you chisos🙏🏻naa I said that in my mind oo kweh 🤣.so as we were romancing abi you know where it leads 😜🤪so Adey Jay her dross👙wey she grab my hand..eeii upon the drinks all wey she booz she still get strenght..so asked what's wrong then *boom*
Vida : am a virgin 😫
Collins : huh ,did just say
Vida : yes virgin..I want you to have but not now I don't think am ready
Ow💔see yawa oo ,so it means say ano go chop pussy till the time she choose eehn😔. Hmm so she fell asleep after that and I went out to get some Gari and sugar ( *the branding 💪😏* ) on my way to the kiosk I saw Oti 👩🏻🦰and Kings 🧑🏻in the horizon ..the way I see thing nu I sure say Kings dey feel the girl so he dey pour Vibes give am 🤣🤣. Small time naa ago crush Angie 👩🦰 for the kiosk in body but Charley I for no spoil the brand so I do like I forgot something way the girl ankasa bell me
Angie : Hey Peter P
Wey I turn like I know no say she wey call me
Collins : Peter wah??
Angie : Peter Pan sorry
Collins :that's better
Angie : so what are you up to
Collins : oh just taking a stroll
Angie : in this hot afternoon??😏
Collins : oh Yh I'm just trynna burn some fat🤣🤣that's all
Angie : saa, anyways have you heard of the upcoming accounting quiz we have on Monday 🤔
Collins : huh monday as in tomorrow or..
Angie : yep tomorrow, hmm I haven't learned anything oo ope you'll allow me to sit by you
Collins: oh sure why not
Charley,i die fina kweh..so as she👩🦰 left nu the money for Gari and sugar has been rebranded to money for lipton and coffee 🤣🤣🤣wey I boot go hostel..i raise my accounting books and I started learning gidigidi but nothing nothing dey enter 🙆🏾♂🤣🤣wey the night come fall for my top...so I went to drink lipton as a starter and the coffee as a finisher so that I could stay awake and learn . I felt some pains at back so I decided to sleep and stretch my self a bit nor *BOOM* Opana don sleep😴...🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🏾♂...
Is Collins really going to brand this one or he is going to be branded🤣🙆🏾♂🤣🤣 catch it on the next episodes of Campus fila 🎭
..the branding lives
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