Wednesday - Disjointed

COMEDY

V was sitting on the branch of a large tree, observing the crowd of people in the distance.

"I didn't understand until now, why except for Mang Aden, if I talk to humans, what they hear is always disjointed. And because of that, they always misunderstand what I'm saying."

V also recalled an embarrassing incident that happened to her in the past.

"Today we from Paranormal Investigation will explore the cemetery area which is said to have many apparitions and hear many mysterious voices, this time we have prepared the tools to communicate with ghosts, the Ghost Box and Electromagnetic Sensor."

After that they immediately started their investigation.

"Look, there seems to be something here?" he said while showing his electromagnetic sensor to the camera.

"Let's try using the Ghost Box."

V, who had been watching them, tilted his head in confusion.

"What exactly are they pointing at, when there's nothing there?"

"Is there someone here?"

No sound came out of their device.

"Is there someone here?"

Out of curiosity, V finally approached them.

"I'm here."

"~Here."

There was a sound from their Ghost Box.

"What's your name?"

"Verthisathurgiesh Shamash"

"~Dimas."

"Dimas?" they said including V

"Hey, my name isn't Dimas, are their tools stupid?"

"~They're Stupid."

They were surprised by what they heard.

"Wow, it seems like this ghost is grumpy, forgive us, but we don't intend to disturb you, we just want to communicate with you."

"Your father is grumpy, your mother is grumpy, your whole family is grumpy."

"~your father, your mother, your family."

"He even threatened me, it seems like he's really angry, I feel goosebumps and it's getting cold, let's get out of here." he whispered to his friend who was holding the camera.

"Yeah, go suckle on your mom you scared chicken."

"~Suckle on your chicken."

"What, Suckle on my chicken, what do you mean?"

V was embarrassed and getting angry.

"I'm not talking like that, go away, why don't you guys go away?"

"~Go away."

"Alright."

They left immediately because they felt the situation was getting tense.

But even though they had gone away, V could still hear their conversation.

"That man ghost is very strange, is death involved with chickens?"

Although she heard them, but not clearly enough because they were far away, what V heard was them saying that she was a man and a chicken.

"Patience, Mang Aden told me to be patient, they humans are like that, even ghosts get bullied."

Suddenly V quickly flew towards them with an annoyed and creepy face.

"I'll kill you."

They who were about to leave the cemetery suddenly heard the sound from their Ghost Box.

"~I love you."

"Is he also a gay ghost?"

Just then they heard a scream and they looked back, they saw a ghost with a very scary face quickly flying towards them.