Only Bella can kill me

Nicolas handed the bottle to Deno and fell in next to him, the two stunning women standing behind his car were something for the eye, Nicolas could only assume a man as rich as Deno would have a beautiful fling or two.

"You two look related" Deno said.

"We're sisters" Saria answered.

"Oh, and that night in the Catwalk Elaine?"

She smiled "I'll admit you had me like a deer in headlights, it was the best night I ever had, but it was all to get close to you I'm afraid, I was merely tasked to leave a tracker in your car"

He chuckled "And Ivory?"

"She's just a bartender who scored in on the fun"

Deno nodded and opened the vodka "So? To what do I owe the pleasure of finding out I was spied upon by the very deadly Van Hellsing organization?"

"We're looking for a way to kill you" Saria said making Deno spray the vodka as he laughed.

"My goodness! Straight to the point hey!? No jokes aside no beatings around any bushes, just slap bam! Honesty! You expected honesty will make everything easier!?"

Nicolas remained quiet watching this closely, she brazenly told him she wants to kill him, yet Deno just laughed it off, not the weirdest situation he was ever in, he did screw a werewolf after all.

"Let is explain why we ask, your other three counterparts are plotting to overthrow governments, and we can't stop them because they can't be killed" Saria said.

Deno tilted his head to Nicolas "You following so far Nicolai?"

He shook his head.

"Well, I presumed them to be heinous, just didn't think they'd be that soft, expected more of a bloodbath you know? So why are you worried?" He asked Saria.

"Isn't it obvious Deno!? They'll turn the entire world upside down" She said.

Deno only shrugged.

"Oh, so you truly are just as foul as they are"

"I most certainly am not, but why tell you how to kill them when you can then just kill me? I suggest you Hellsing pooches stick to killing their offspring like you always do and stay away from me"

"And what if their offspring is the president of France!?"

"Kill him! The nice thing about humans are they're so many! You breed like rabbits! Just pop another out and appoint him as the new president, problem solved"

Saria laughed shaking her head "You know, it seems the rumors are true, you truly are just the kid lord... Always wanting to make a joke of everything"

Deno glared at her "Why should I help you? When all you want to do is be rid of us?"

"We chose to come to you because you are more mentally suited to live among humans"

"Wait? You're also a werewolf? Is that why Bella was so afraid of you?" Nicolas finally asked.

"No my friend I am no werewolf, but bare with us all shall be made clear" he said and looked at Saria "What guarantee do I have that you'll spare me?"

"Obviously we have done a lot of research on you, and you're... Well reserved, you opened a few nightclubs, you only screw the women you take home and you don't unnecessarily kill, you're... Kind"

Deno smiled "I am kind to everyone but my enemies... And wouldn't you know the Hellsing organization is my enemy"

Saria sighed looking at Elaine "He's a dweeb, let's go" she said and left to the van.

"Dweeb!?"

"Later kid" Saria said making Deno boil over.

"You sorry sacks of placenta!"

Saria popped a card into the rear panel of his car and stepped back "If you want to talk, there's my number"

Deno snorted watching the van back away and leave then looked at Nicolas who still stood there in silence "So? You catch all that Nicolai?"

"Not really?"

Deno took the card Saria left and opened his door "Let's go, I need something a little stronger than vodka"

Nicolas hopped in his truck and followed the Lamborghini through town, that was the weirdest conversion he has ever heard... Van Hellsing? Like the movie? Sure that name might just be a coincidence but what did this Saria mean by 'They can't kill them?'

He stopped behind Deno after he pulled over at a very high end hotel, Nicolas actually felt underdressed following the leather coated man into the front hall.

"Room please, separate beds" Deno ordered.

Nicolas watched him swipe the card and take the keys.

"Right, this way to the bar" Deno said leading him through, after they got their drinks a final follow to a booth had them settle where not too many ears were on them.

"You, a man who took the wolf girl in, I feel I can trust" Deno started his conversation and took a nice deep sip.

"Well, it kinda just happened" Nicolas said.

"How? Did you meet I mean?"

Nicolas smiled "On a fairy to England, I helped her with some cash and asked some spicy time in return"

Deno smiled "You had sex with her?"

"Yes, the best I ever had"

Deno chuckled "Marvelous, she really is so human after all hey?"

"There's absolutely no doubt"

"Then afterwards you helped her with more than just money?"

"Well we split at the docks but the cops were on to her so in a luck encounter I offered her a ride, and from there on we stuck together"

"I see" Deno said sipping his drink.

"So why did you want to help her?" Nicolas asked.

"Well, you remember how that Van Hellsing girl asked me to know how to kill me?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"I was actually tasked by those other ones Saria spoke of to kill Belladonna"

Nicolas frowned.

"Yes, but the morning I departed to go look for her I saw the news report about how she saved the child, and I thought to myself, why? Why kill an innocent person, she might be a fearsome werewolf, but that's only on the moon... And even then she didn't kill anyone so far, am I right?"

Nicolas nodded "I never heard of a werewolf slaughtering"

"Exactly, so think for yourself my dear Nicolai, if my brothers and sister wants this poor Bella dead, but those who make it their mission to hunt me, can't kill me, why do you think my siblings want the werewolf dead?"

Nicolas felt his gut slowly crawl up his throat "B... Because Bella can kill you?"

Deno smiled "Yes..."

"What, are you Deno?"

"Isn't it obvious? The one thing that can kill me is a werewolf? Do the math"

"A vampire?"

"Bingo!"

Nicolas laughed throwing his head back, looked at Deno then laughed again slapping the table.

"Go ahead, laugh it off" Deno said sipping his whiskey.

"You..." He chortled "You can't be serious?"

"Can't I? Is it that odd to you? Werewolves have existed for a very long time Nicolai, long before that poodle kid Tobi accidentally got spotted on the speeding ticket"

"You knew him?"

"Oh yes, we knew each other, not as friends at least, they were our sworn enemy, thing is, its easier for a vampire to blend in, the poor wolves had to sit up with that amazing transformation on a full moon, and unfortunately that's what ultimately caused their demise" Deno said trowing his whiskey away and lifting a finger to the bar lady.

"So, there are more of you?" Nicolas asked.

"Oh many more, and I dare say thanks to the wolf hunt that has been going in for the last five years no one even dared look around when the moon was dark, we were so below radar it was mind blowing actually"

"So..." Nicolas finally started sinking in with the idea "What Saria said was true?"

Deno shrugged "I suppose, my family are morons they call me the kid vampire lord because I'm the youngest, but all I see is a bountiful life full of pretty women fast cars and money, I don't want the world Nicolai, I'm happy just being in it"

"Then you can't let them overthrow governments man!"

"Why not? Let them do it, I don't care"

"You don't care..." Nicolas realized the type of person he spoke to now, the world will go up in flames but Deno will be unscaved so he didn't care... "You're selfish..."

Deno's eyes frowned up "Might be, I am slightly selfish, then again why should I care Nicolai? Give me a reason?"

"I can't, you already have everything you need right?"

Deno smiled again "Exactly"

"So I guess I'll have to start spreading the word that vampires exist and should also be hunted down right?"

Deno lost his smile again "You wouldn't dare..."

Nicolas showed no signs of a joke, but that didn't stop Deno from chuckling.

"Go ahead my dear friend, but I must warn you, just as humans hunted werewolves, it would be nothing for us to hunt you..."

"What?"

"Everything about a vampire is designed to kill humans, we're faster than you, stronger, more cunning, you are our food after all"

"If guns can kill werewolves, they can kill vampires as well"

"Can they?" Deno asked reaching into his pocket and taking out two whole bullets and placing them on the table.

"What's this?" Nicolas asked.

"To mob boss didn't give his men blanks Nicolai, I caught the bullets before they could hit me..."