100. ORIGINAL EPISDODE: Hog Wild

Here we are, folks! 100 chapters! I'd liek to thank everyone for helping me get this far and I also like to thank NashWalker for giving me this idea. Of course we gotta make this milestone of a chapter extremly special. And what better way to do that than a new character reveal in an original episode. Sorry It took me this long to finish it but trust me, it's worth it! Enjoy!

Hog Wild

It was a nice and sunny day in Royal Woods, the kind where you just want go a out and do something on this day. And for the Loud Family, it was to spend the day at the Royal Woods county fair.

[The epsiode begins in a county fair as the loud family was walking with Lynn Sr. holding cotton candy]

Rita: It was so nice of you to spend your day off to take the kids to a county fair.

Lynn Sr.: Don't mention it, Rita. You know my my father used to tke me on county fairs like this all the time. And I know for a fact that they fave the best tasting cotton candy in this side of town. [eats some cotton candy] They made it even tastier this year! How do they do this!?

[The loud kids were enjoying the rides and the games. Leni was playing the ring toss games but she doen't know the game's rigged, Lori was enjoying the ferris wheel while she was video chatting with Bobby, and Laney was walking with Lana. Laney was looking a little bored]

Laney: [sighs] I still don't think why we always come to these things. Everywhere I step is so muddy and filthy!

Lana: [Was seen rolling around in the dirt] I know! Isn't this awesome?

Laney: To you maybe, but I just can't see a way I could like it here. I mean all the games here are completely rigged! [Points to Leni who is still getting unknowingly scammed by the ring toss game]

Lana: Oh, don't worry Lanye. Everyone loves the county fair, and you will too!

Laney: Yeah, when pigs fly.

Funny she should say pig, because Laney then heard a small oink from across the fair and at a certain stand.

[Laney hears a small oink]

Laney: Huh? [Looks across the place and sees a cute pig at a stand]

Man in the Stand: Guess a pig's weight! Guess right and you get to take one home. [Laney walks over to the pen and sees a cute pig that oinks at her]

Laney: Oh, you're a sweet little guy aren't you? [The pig oinks at her again; gasp] It said my name! Or at least I think It said my name. [holds up the pig] Did you say "Laney" or "Wee-wee"? [The pig oinks at her and Laney smiles]

Man in the Stand: Hold it, girl. If you want this pig, you gotta win 'em. Now cann you guess the pigs weight?

Laney: Hm... [Looks at the pig] He looks like a... 25.7 pounds.

Man in the Stand: Wow! That's correct! How did you know?

Laney: I use to study weights with my little sister.

Man in the Stand: Well, congratulations! You won yourself a pig! [Hands over the pig to Laney and it oinks to her]

Laney: Awww! You're just the cutest pig in the world yes you are! I'm gonna call you Squeals! [The pig oinks happily] Oh! I can't wait to take you home Squeals!

Lana: Uh, that might not be a great idea, Laney.

Laney: Why not?

Lana: Dad has a strict rule about bringing wild animals home. Trust me, I know...

[Cut to flashbacks of Lana bringing wild animals home. The first was a raccoon who was making a mess in the kitchen]

Lynn Sr.: Lana!

[The next flashback was Lana bringing home monkeys who were messing up Mom and Dad's room]

Lynn Sr.: Lana!

[The next flashback was Lana bringing home a bear who was in the living room watching tv and eating chips]

Lynn Sr.: Lana!

[Flashback ends]

Laney: This is different. He'll defintely except this one, who wouldn't want an adorable pig in the house. [The pig adorably smiles]

Lana: Trust me, Lanes. You do not want dad to see this.

Laney: Why? I'm sure he won't mind another pet in the house.

Lana: Uh, actually they would. I might have banned bringing home anymore pets in the house...

Laney: WHAT!? [Hugs the pig] But dad's gotta let me keep Squeals! I never had my own pet before!

Lana: Sorry, Laney... [Laney and Squeals look at each other sadly]

Lynn Sr.: [offscreen] Kids! Time to go! All of you in or I leave without you!

Laney: [sighs] Sorry, Squeals... I guess you can't come. [Squeals oinks in sadness]

[Laney and Lana walks to the car. Squeals looked sad as Laney walks off to the car. Squeals oinks and thinks of something and gets an idea. She pick the lock on the gate and escapes the pen and follows Laney into the van and they drive off. Later, the Louds were back at home and the kids were getting out of Vanzilla]

Lynn Sr.: Wasn't it a great county fair, kids.

Lynn: It would've if Leni didn't blow all of our allowance on that stupid ring toss game!

Leni: I almost had it that time!

[As everyone went back inside Laney heard a small snort]

Laney: Huh? What was... [She looks down to see that Squeals followed her home. She was estatic and hugs her] Squeals! Heya girl! How did you find me? [Squeals snorts] Oh, you must be one smart pig.

Lynn Sr.: [Offscreen] What was that, sweetheart?

Laney: Uh, nothing dad... [Lynn Sr. walks inside; gasps] Oh, no! I can't let dad see you! Or he'll be mad! [Squeals oinks] Don't worry, girl! I got a plan.

[Cut to Laney walking in Squeals stuffed in her shirt]

Lynn: Hey, Laney! [Laney was surprised]

Laney: Oh! Uh... Hey, Lynn!

Lynn: You feeling okay? You're looking a bit bloated.

Laney: Oh, this? Well, I've ate so much snacks at the fair. And speaking of which they're starting to fight back so If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom. [Runs upstairs]

Lynn: Ah, been there sis. Fair food will always come back to haunt you.

[Cut to Laney stashing Squeals in her chest]

Squeals: [Oinks]

Laney: Okay, you should be safe in here. [Laney tries to leave but Squeals follows her] No, no, Squeals. I can't let the others know about you. [Laney puts Squeals back in her chest. Squeals snorts] Don't worry, I'll get you some food. Just promise me you'll stay there, okay? [Squeals nods] Good girl. [Laney opens the door and jumps when she sees Lucy in front of her] AAH! Uh... Oh! Hey, Lucy...

Lucy: Who were you talking to?

Laney: Uh... I was just talking to my friend Karla on the phone. [Holds up her phone and smiles nervously]

Lucy: Hmm... Okay, then... [As Laney leaves to get some snacks, Lucy heard oinks coming from Laney's chest]

[Moments later, Laney returns upstairs with various snacks]

Laney: Okay, girl. I didn't know what kind of food do pigs eat. But I have a good guess you like chips. I got regular, BBQ, Salt and Vin- GAH! [Laney is shocked to find Lynn and Lucy with Squeals] What's going on!?

Lynn: Lucy found some pig in your chest.

Lucy: Probably one of Lana's pets.

Laney: Uh, Yeah! That's it! It's one of Lana's heh... [Squeals oinks at Laney. Lucy and Lynn look at her; sighs] Okay! it is mine! I won it at the county fair and it somehow it followed me home.

Lucy: Does dad know about this?

Laney: Are you kidding me? I can't tell him about this! Thanks to Lana, he has strict rule about wild animals in the house! He can't ever know about this! So promise me you guys will keep this a secret!

Lynn: We promise, Lanes.

Lincoln: [enters Laney's room] Hey, Laney. Can I borrow one of your costumes? [Notices Squeals] Woah, when did we get a pig?

Lynn: Laney won it at the county fair.

Laney: LYNN!

Lynn: What? We can trust Lincoln.

Lincoln: Does dad know about this?

Laney: No! And I want it to keep it that- [In no time, all the siblings found out about Squeals and they gathered around her; To the viewers] This feels awfully familiar, doesn't it? [To her siblings] And before anyone asks, no, Dad does not knows about this and I want to make sure he never does find out-

Lynn Sr.: Find out about what?

Siblings: Aah!

Laney: Uh, dad. We were just discussing the plans for your birthday.

Lynn Sr.: But my birthday was two months ago.

Lincoln: We know, we just really like to plan ahead.

Lynn Sr.: Well, I see no problem with that. You continue planning, I won't bother you. [Leaves; the siblings sigh in relief]

Laney: Well, Squeals. Looks like your safe from- [Laney and the rest of the siblings were shocked to find that Squeals was missing]

Siblings: AAH!

Laney: Where did Squeals go!? [The kids heard oinking from outside and looks out the window to see Squeals rolling around the mud]

Lana: How did she find my muddy spot?

Laney: Okay! I'll get Squeals, you guys make sure that mom and dad don't notice! Got it? [the other siblings nod and Laney runs downstairs and outside when he was stopped by her father]

Lynn Sr.: Laney, honey, where are you off to in such a hurry?

Laney: Oh, uh... I dropped something back in the yard. I got to go get it. Be right back. [Dashes off, Lynn Sr. shrugs. Laney runs to the front yard and finds Squeals rolling around in a mud puddle] There you are, Squeals! Now let's get you out of that puddle and cleaned up before- [Squeals runs and trips Laney into the mud] Ugh! Squeals! I'm covered in mud. [Squeals runs up to her and cuddles her face. Laney laughs] Squeals! [laughs some more as they played in the mud] Okay, that's enough. Now, let's get us both cleaned. [Squeals runs back inside the house] Hey, wait! Get back here!

[They both begin to give chase as they ran back inside and Lynn Sr noticed that they're some muddy tracks in the house]

Lynn Sr.: What in the world!? [Lana quickly escapes to the front yard and covered herself in mud then ran back] What's going on here?

Lana: Hey dad, Laney and I were doing a little mud wrestling.

Lynn Sr.: Well, I told you not to track mud in the house. Your mother jsut cleaned here. Now go upstairs and wash up.

Lana: Uh, okay dad. [Runs upstairs]

[Lana then joins Laney upstairs who's holding Squeals]

Laney: Get the bath ready! [Lana runs into the bathroom. Squeals then slips out of Laney's arms and runs into Lori and Leni's room] Squeals! [Laney chases Squeals into her elder sibling's room and she tries to find her pet pig] Squeals? Squeals? Here girl. [Laney hears Squeals oinking from Lori's dresser] Huh? [Laney opens one of Lori's drawers and sees Squeals covered in Lori's makeup] There you are, girl! [Picks Squeals up]

Lori: Laney! You're dumb pig messed with my makeup!

Leni: Yeah, Laney! Purple is so not her color!

Lynn Sr.: [Offscreen] Kids? Is everything okay up there?

Laney: Uh, fine dad. Uh, just having a hard time getting Lana into that bath! You know how she is! Come on, girl. Let's get you clean up. [Laney gets Squeals to the bathroom where Lana got the tub ready] Okay, Squeals. Here you go! [Squeals runs out of Laney's hold again] Not again!

[Laney chases Squeals throughout the house. They made a mess in Lola and Lana's room getting mud all over Lola's table]

Lola: My table!

Lana: Ha! It's an improvement.

[Laney and Squeals both run out then went downstairs and ran across the living room. Squeals jumps up and down the couch and she and Laney then chased Squeals where Lynn Sr. was cooking dinner. Laney stops]

Laney: Oh no! Squeals stop! [Squeals stopped and slipped right into Lynn Sr. who trips on her and falls down]

Lynn Sr.: What the heck is- [Notices the pig] Lana! What have I told you about bringing home wild animals?!

[The rest of the siblings gathered]

Laney: Actually, dad. It's my pig...

Lynn Sr.: What?

Laney: I won her at the county fair but I didn't want to take him home but I knew how mad you'd be if any of us brought home another pet. I tried really hard to make sure she won't cause any trouble or make any messes. I'm really sorry, dad.

Lynn Sr.: I apreciate your honesty Laney. But you know how I feel about wild animals in the house. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you'll have to let her go.

[Laney looks down in sadness, the other siblings looked on remorsefully. Until...]

Lynn Sr.: [offscreen] What in the world?

Laney: I know, dad. Your surprised of how much of a mess she-

Siblings: Huh?

[All of the siblings and their father are surprised to find that Squeals has cleaned up all the mud in the kitchen and is currently stirring the pot]

Lynn Sr.: Wow! You did all this? [Squeals nods and brought the spoon up to him and he tasted it] Wow! This tastes better than I expected! What did you put in it? [Squeals held up a spice shaker] Solantro? Why didn't I think of that?

Luna: Wow that is one smart pig. [Squeals looked down in sadness knowing that she can't stay here and she left the kitchen]

Lynn Sr.: Wait! [Squeals looked at him] I've never seen any animal in this house that can cook or clean in my lifetime! This is no ordinary pig! Every pet Lana has ever bring home made so many messes and... left presents in lawn... [shudders]

Laney: So does that mean I can keep him?

Lynn Sr.: Well, this is the only pet you brought home that can't cause trouble. But promise me you'll take care of it.

Laney: I will, dad.

Lynn Sr.: Then she's all yours.

Siblings: Yay! [Laney hugs Squeals]

Laney: Did you hear that, Squeals? You get to stay! [Squeals licks Laney; giggles] Oh, Squeals!

Lynn Sr.: Uh, Laney? Now that that's out of the way. May I borrow your pig for a moment? [Holds up two spices] Should I use paprika or oreagano? [Squeals points to the oregano and he uses it on the sauce] That'll do pig, that'll do.