Chapter 010 Naruko: Are you Sasuke-kun? Please Date Me!

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"I hate it most when people call me fat, I'm just plump! Meat Bomb Tank!!"

Chakra surged through Choji's body, instantly transforming his large form into a massive rolling ball.

"Humph, who's afraid of who? Think you're the only one who can spin? My speed is a hundred times faster than yours! Red Dog... Ah, Akamaru, let's do this! Beast Mimicry Ninja Technique"

Kiba seemed to have anticipated this response from the start. He snorted disdainfully and signaled Akamaru, who swiftly transformed into two giant spinning tops.

Both were poised for a showdown, unwilling to back down. The initial casting of their techniques alone blew away several desks nearby.

Sasuke, reacting quickly, pulled Sakura and Ino back to a safe distance.

As he moved away, the desk where he had been sitting was caught in the turbulence and blown away, revealing Shikamaru curled up underneath.

"Ah? Sasuke, what's with all the commotion?" Shikamaru looked bewildered.

Wasn't Sasuke supposed to stay there and maintain his cool facade, even if it meant enduring injury? After all, his reputation as the top student in the grade was at stake.

But no matter how smart Shikamaru was, he couldn't have guessed that "Sasuke" had been replaced, and the current Sasuke was not the same obsessive character about his image.

Before Shikamaru could react, he was swept up in the aftermath and slammed into the blackboard, earning sympathy from everyone who witnessed it.

"Human Bomb Tank!"

"You nigga!"

Choji and Kiba were completely absorbed in their conflict, charging toward each other with furious roars, ready to beat each other senseless.

"You two, have some dignity and stop this!" Shino suddenly appeared between them, holding up his sunglasses calmly. "Wondering why? We're all..."

Before he could finish, Choji and Kiba's collision sent him flying away.

With a loud crash, Shino slammed heavily into the blackboard, now Shikamaru's new neighbor.

However, just as the Human Bomb Tank and Yatongga were about to collide in a deafening clash, they suddenly halted.

Kiba, Akamaru, and Choji's eyes had transformed into hearts as they gazed towards the doorway with infatuated expressions.

"Oh, what a cute girl!" Kiba and Choji exclaimed simultaneously, their faces resembling pigs in bliss.

"Woof, woof, woof!" Akamaru chimed in excitedly.

There, limping in from outside, was Naruko, sporting an orange and black JK skirt. She lightly bit her finger, face blushing, and timidly murmured, "I-I got so scared, you nearly hurt me! My heart is pounding so hard, it feels like it might leap out of my chest."

"Sorry!!" Choji and Kiba immediately apologized sincerely, bowing deeply to Naruko.

Their posture was as humble as could be!

"Oh my god! What in the world is happening here?" Sasuke's mouth twitched incessantly.

He was beginning to think this world wasn't just a fanfiction but possibly some absurd comedy.

But this Naruto guy... Does his Transformation Jutsu have some weird enhancements compared to the original? It feels like a weird mix of Naruto and Hancock's seduction techniques.

Of course, that didn't affect Sasuke at all.

"Is it really about to jump out? Need help pushing it back in?" Kiba rubbed his hands together with a grin, slowly advancing towards Naruko.

"Beast! Let go of that girl and let me handle this!" Choji suddenly grew angry and charged forward to protect Naruko.

"Woof, woof, woof!" Akamaru barked at Choji and then clamped his jaws around Kiba's calf.

"Wow!" Kiba hadn't expected Akamaru's sudden attack, and he yelled in pain.

He hopped around, shouting, "Let go, let go!"

Akamaru, about to release his grip, caught a flirtatious glance from Naruko. He trembled all over and increased the pressure of his bite.

"Ahhh!!" Kiba's scream rang louder as he ruthlessly pulled a shuriken from his gear and plunged it into Akamaru's side.

"Ouch!" Akamaru yelped in pain, blood trickling from the wound as he fell to the ground.

But being a ninja dog, the shuriken hadn't penetrated deeply. It was just a minor injury, akin to a dog's bite wound.

"You treacherous dog, going against the heavens!" Kiba winced in pain, gritting his teeth as he lunged at Akamaru, grabbing his ear.

"Woof, woof, woof!" Akamaru growled back, striking Kiba across the face with his paw, knocking out one of Kiba's teeth.

Then, he spun around, opened his jaws wide, and clamped down on Kiba's behind.

Kiba screamed, refusing to back down, biting Akamaru back.

"This guy's got some serious issues, let him be!" Choji turned away, grabbing a bag of potato chips. "Want some chips?"

Apparently, none of them seemed to recognize Naruko's true identity.

Was it really so hard to believe that just yesterday, Mingzi had been running around naked on the streets, and these privileged kids hadn't heard about it?

But then again, maybe they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, so they remained oblivious.

Sasuke couldn't decide where to begin complaining about what he was witnessing. He felt utterly bewildered and overwhelmed.

Before he could process it all, Naruto rejected Choji's offer and ran straight to Sasuke.

Naruko clasped her hands in front, mirroring the same starry-eyed expression as the other fangirls when they looked at Sasuke, and said with adoration, "Are you Sasuke-kun? I really like you! Will you go out with me?"

As soon as she spoke, pained sighs echoed from the classroom.

Naruko's presence was striking, every move she made oozed allure and charm, several levels higher than her original counterpart. She was undoubtedly a national catastrophe and a heartbreaker.

After all, the Transformation Jutsu allowed for adjustments in body shape and appearance, which these young boys were clearly unprepared for.

In the classroom, it wasn't just Kiba and Choji who were spellbound.

Except for Sasuke, that is!

He seemed to be the only one present who knew Naruko's true identity and was thoroughly repulsed.

But before he could respond, Sakura and Ino each landed a punch on Naruko.

"Get out of the way!"

"You jerk! How dare you try to seduce Sasuke-kun!"

A bewitching beauty could captivate the hearts of young boys, but it also stirred hostility among young girls.

Sakura and Ino simultaneously slammed their fists into Naruko, one punch each, though whether it was intentional remained unclear.

A loud "bang" followed, and white mist billowed from Naruko's form, startling Sakura and Ino.

"You punched her to death?" Sakura blinked innocently at Ino.

Ino fumed, "Don't blame me! You were the one who hit harder!"

Sakura snuggled closer to Sasuke and purred, "Hey, Sasuke-kun, I didn't mean it, meow!"

"Hmph, smells like trouble!" Ino scoffed.

If circumstances were different, she would've shown Sakura who had the better figure.