Assassinations and Emos

I had woken up early that morning, Shinobi rose up with the sun after all. Tazuna would get to work in two hours, plenty of time to get ready and meditate.

I slapped my cheeks to wake myself up, the stinging sensation was enough to get me out of bed. Every morning I tried to follow my routine of eating a healthy meal, brushing my hair and teeth, get dressed and sharpening any dull weapons. I would have to wait for Tsunami to make something for breakfast as I didn't want to mess with anything, so I decided to meditate.

'It's been a while' I spoke in my head to Inner, I could feel the grasp of the being pulled into my mind. When I opened my eyes I was in my mind's palace once again, Everyone had a different place in their mind.

Mine was a small cottage on an endless expanse of land, about fifteen feet away from the cottage was a large grandfather tree. It was my 'Happy place'.

'It's pretty cool huh, all your memories from your past lives are in that grandfather tree' Inner's voice called out to me. She rubbed one of the leaves from the sapling absentmindedly, I suddenly felt like I was pulled into a dream.

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"You're here really early" The brunette turned around, his hands stuffed in his pockets.

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"You're early as well" I quickly shot back, I did not bother to hide the irritation laced into my voice.

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Just like that I was sent hurtling out of the memory back to where I was standing.

'Look up there' Inner pointed to the sky. The sky was like a dome forcefield of such, long light blue tentacles attached to the dome explored into the empty space beyond it.

"What are those..?" I questioned, several theories already popping into mind.

'When you first started meditating you were unlocking your tenketsu one at a time, since you have finished unlocking your tenketsu you are now growing your chakra reserves by stretching your chakra out. If that makes sense to you..?" Inner explained with narrowed eyes.

I nodded as I watched the glowing tendrils roam the sky above me.

"I want a summons contract"

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'With which creatures?'

"Whatever creatures land I spawn into, as long as it isn't something useless like butterflies or hamsters" I shrugged nonchalantly, the tendrils in the sky were being sucked back into the dome.

'It's been an hour and a half, they're awake by now' Inner called out as I was kicked out of my mind.

I sighed and got off the ground, making my way down the stairs to the kitchen. The absence of the Blonde boy was rather nice, Quiet at last.

"Ah, Sakura-Chan, You will be protecting Tazuna today" Kakashi waved from his spot at the table. Sasuke, the emo duck bastard, was drilling holes in my head with his eyes. I narrowed my eyes at him in distaste. When the smell of Tsuami's cooking reached my nose I couldn't help my mouth from watering once I noticed the delicious looking food on the table.

"Mmm, It smells and looks so good!" I took a seat and happily munched on the perfect tamagoyaki. I almost moaned when I tried the miso soup.

"This Tamagoyaki tastes so good, and the Miso soup tastes like Jesus washed my tongue right before he finished. He told my dad, "She's good enough'" I sighed with a sincere expression on my face.

Tsunami and Tazuna furrowed their eyebrows in confusion, taking in what I had said. When the woman finished processing she humbly thanked me for the compliment. Tazuna had burst out laughing boisterously, His hand slapping the table a couple of times before his laughing simmered down to chuckles.

"Sakura, who taught you to speak like that?" Kakashi deadpanned as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Well I did of course, There has to be a true comedic genius in this damn team" I spoke proudly, the sound muffled by the food stuffed in my mouth. With a loud gulp it all went down the hatch and into the energy tank.

Tazuna stood up with a sigh and walked over to a backpack leaning against the wall to my left.

"About time we get going" I sighed, Waving goodbye to the group and thanking Tsunami once more. When we arrived there we were greeted by one of Tazuna's friends. Tazuna wasted no time in getting to work and neither did I.

I started with scoping the area, Looking for any items or places I could use to my advantage. The sound of an argument caught my attention, It sounded like one of the few builders was leaving. I couldn't help but shake my head at the ordeal, I was disappointed for some odd reason.

"Welp, Losing an argument is better than losing a friend" I mumbled as I continued on back to where Tazuna was, content with my search. I took a seat on part of the railing of the bridge.

'Maybe meditate, Notice how there is a slight amount of chakra everywhere, When people hide their chakra it feels like a black hole. Where there was a slight buzz is empty.' Inner explained with excitement, geez she was such a nerd!

'I heard that'

After an hour of meditating I was officially bored, I figured that I could at least get a workout in by helping out.

"Hey old man let me help out, I'm stronger than I look and I need a workout!" I called out with a grin, placing my hand on my bicep as I flexed the muscle. Tazuna barked out a laugh at my antics and agreed, he pointed me out to a pile of wood and building stones.

The day had flown by quickly, by the end of it I was satisfied with my 'workout'. Lifting 200 pounds of wood is impressive for a small girl like me. It was quite easy, letting chakra flow into my muscles improved my strength by quite a lot.

"Come on kid, let's get back before dark" Tazuna grumbled, taking off his hard hat and grabbing his backpack. I trailed along silently behind Tazuna as we walked through the streets. The fact that there were children slumped over in the street had me rigid.

"Let's just stop in here…" The grey-haired man grumbled to himself as he turned abruptly and entered a run down shop. I entered the sad shop with a frown, very little food was laying in the display stands. Tazuna inspected the vegetables carefully, picking out what was fresh and what wasn't.

I felt a faint chakra signature coming up behind me. It was the thief from the show, I won't have my money stolen. I shot my hand out and caught him. Turning my body around and tugging the man's arm I was able to make him stumble and catch him by his collar.

"Don't think about stealing from a shinobi, Even if you are in a desperate situation." I warned him before letting him fall to the floor. Tazuna raised his eyebrows after purchasing the groceries and walked out.

"Wow you surprised me back there, girls around here don't fight like that" Tazuna spoke, I merely sighed and shook my head. I felt something tugging on my bag once again, I turned around swiftly to spot a small girl with dark hair and bright blue eyes, The girl raised her hands asking for food. I rummaged through my bag for a sealing scroll, I unsealed a few boxes of shinobi rations and handed them to the girl.

"Share these with your family. One food bar will keep you full for a whole day." I sent the girl off with a smile before running to catch up with Tazuna.

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I couldn't help but moan when I tasted the food that Tsunami had made, Tsunami's food is what I imagined Sanji's to be like.

"This is so good!" I smiled at Tsunami, I couldn't help but let a devious grin spread across my face.

"It's like… I lost my virginity, but in my mouth!" The innocent look on my face pulled it off perfectly. Inner was practically pissing herself in laughter, The sound of Sasuke dropping his chopsticks increased Inner's laughter.

After a few minutes Sasuke and Naruto went back to shovelling food in their faces, I sighed at their antics. When they puked out what they had just eaten I felt blazing hot anger.

I stood up from my seat at the table and clenched my fists so hard my knuckles were turned white.

"Don't you dare just to puke it up and ask for more. Do you not see the state this village is in because of that old midget bastard? When we get back to Konoha I am going to kick both of your asses" I spat at the two boys, venom laced into my tone and malice dripping from my very being. Sasuke looked beyond shocked, his surprise fading into rage and then boiling down to irritation

"I am truly sorry Tsunami-san, These two will clean your entire dining room and pay you back for the food they wasted. Do not try to turn down this offer" I spoke, changing my tone and bowing slightly.

I stood up from the table and took my plate to the sink to wash it. After doing so I thanked Tsunami and Tazuna once again and headed to take a shower.

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The night had gone smoothly, Inari was now crying with Naruto comforting him and all was going according to plan.

I raised my hands into the sheep sign and created a basic clone.

"You know what to do, If anyone walks in just sit up and say you have to use the bathroom" I nodded at the clone and jumped out the window. I wasn't sure of the exact location of the hideout but I knew it was in the woods.

I shunshined through the forest until the trees were as large as giants, I was also sensing for chakra signatures to maximise my chances of finding the hideout.

'One mile at 11' Inner called out, I imagined a blanket covering my chakra. In one quick shunshin I was in Gato's room, the foolish old man was asleep.

I pulled out a kunai with rigid hands and held it diagonally to his throat, I turned my head away, pressed it to his throat and sliced.

I could hear Gato's sudden movement and a wet gurgling noise. I winced but felt slightly better once a loud thump hit the floor.

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When I was back in Tsunami's home, I felt comfortable. My clone was dispelled and I lay in my makeshift bed unable to fall asleep. The sound of the door opening made me freeze up. I stayed in bed but used my chakra sensing to figure out who it was. The chakra signature was smaller than Kakashi's but larger than a civilians. It narrowed it down to either Naruto or Sasuke.

Whoever it was climbed onto my bed and leaned over me, I sat up to view the person.

"King emo duckass..?" I mumbled in confusion before his hand was covering my mouth and pushing me back onto the bed.

'RAPE' Inner screamed in my head.

I grabbed the ravenettes hand and pulled it off my face with ease.

"What the hell are you doing, duckass?" I sneered at the boy, pushing him off my bed harshly and standing up.

"I was going to make you regret talking to me how you did during dinner" He snarled.

"I've had enough of your shit Sasuke. I will scream rape if you don't get your musty crusty ass out of here" I pointed to the door.

Sasuke left with a huff.

I laid back down in bed and let sleep take me, a hand gripping the kunai under my pillow tightly.

Stupid emo does he want to die?