Death and Rebirth

Antonio Banderas, that's my name, I am a normal high school student who lived his life being normal, my parents were normal people who loved me very much, but unfortunately at the age of 13 they had an accident in which they died.

After that, my uncles decided to take care of me and I started living with them, but even after living with them for 3 years I felt uncomfortable, I had a void in my heart that I couldn't fill.

I hated reality for being so boring, love, joy, friendship, etc., none of that interested me, I didn't feel emotion in any of that until one day I heard some schoolmates talk about anime, fanfi and fictional stuff. The truth is, after listening to them, I thought it was silly, I don't know how interesting it can be, but in the end I'm a human being, so I can't stand curiosity and I started watching my first anime and the truth is that I didn't expect much, but I received a surprise.

I discovered a new world watching anime, so, keep researching more and more and more, then I discovered fanfi, etc. Well, but that's not the main point here, you should surely ask yourself why I tell you my story in the background and why I tell it in such a cliché way.

I'm telling you this cliché story because I'm in a very cliché situation that you only see mainly in those isekai fans.

Yes, I'm dead right now and for some strange reason I was reborn as a baby.

As long as I remember, yesterday I only went to sleep after 13 hours of anime and that's it.

He was in good health, so the chances of him dying were 0%.

But hey, that's already irrelevant in this situation.

Leaving my internal monologue behind.

I wonder what's going on with these people who look at me with their mouths open.

Am I ugly or do I have any deformities?

But observing well, apparently I am in my ancient world, because of the way these people are dressed, it is easy to say that I am in the modern world.

I thought that after death our souls go to the underworld or to heaven.

But I'm different, I was reborn in a modern world, it's just time to know which world it is.

Because if it's a fictional world, then I have to find out where I am.

But that's a problem because, currently, I'm a baby and I don't have enough strength to talk or be able to walk.

Aaah, what a problem and what would happen if you reincarnated in a crazy world like DC or Marvel, where you see gods in daily life trying to destroy the universe.

What a problem.

Wait a minute, now that I remember that I was born and didn't cry.

And also my twin brother, who I didn't mention until now, is crying.

I'm sure that's why they're looking at me with idiot faces.

Surely they think I have a problem, because even the woman who I suppose is my new mother is crying.

Mm, well, let me show you the skill of a newborn baby.

[Owh!] I greet the people in front of me with my beautiful angelic voice.

After hearing my little scream, his expressions calmed down a little.

They surely confirm that I am a normal baby.

(General dot)

[My lady, the girl just screamed] Says a man dressed as a butler.

[Is the doctor sure that the child is okay?] A black-haired man asks with an expression of concern.

[Yes, Mr. Wayne, there is no need to worry, the lady enjoys good health, just like the young teacher] Responds a man in a doctor's suit.

[What a joy that my two Children are safe, please, Alfred, could you pass them to me, I want to feel them in my arms] Says the woman who used to cry in bed, now with a face full of joy.

[Of course, my lady, have the young teachers] Alfred, the butler, says and passes the children to the woman.

[My beautiful children are so small and cute... Look at it, Honey] The mother says while carrying the two little children, with an affectionate expression.

[If our children are the most beautiful in the universe, and well, have you already decided on the name of the children, Honey?] The man asks his wife with a kind smile.

[Yes, our son will be called Bruce Wayne and our adorable daughter will be called Federica Wayne] She names her two babies by giving each one a kiss on the forehead.

[Bruce and Federica, Good names for our beautiful children] Says the man with a proud and affectionate face as he observes the two babies in his wife's arms.

(Federica\Antonio, point of view)

What did Bruce Wayne just say?

Isn't that the name of the lord of the night, Batman.

God, was I reborn in DC?

In a world as dangerous as that where villains live even under your bed.

Ah, I hope that at least I have some hidden power as the protagonists of the fanfis.

Yes, I'm sure I have a broken system.

Mmn, let's see, let's go and experiment to see if something works.

(5 Minutes later)

Aaaaaah~Aaaaaaaaah~

Nothing works, I don't have any broken system.

Will I be a normal human?

And will I also be in the world of comics?

Because if I'm in the world of comics I'm fucked because in my past life I only watched the movies and I didn't read any comics.

Well, let's put those worries aside, my brother is the lord of the night, the damn Batman.

So anything I have money to live for the rest of my life and I also have a little information about the future and the villains.

So I could ask my brother to train me and with his help I could survive future events.

But hey, it's irrelevant to have those thoughts and concerns in my current situation.

Since I'm a simple baby and I can't do anything but suck my mother's breasts and sleep like a bum.

So I'm going to enjoy the baby's life to the fullest.

~Sound~💨

Shit, I think I just pooped.

[Madam, I think the girl just pooped in her diapers] Alfred says looking at the girl.

[Wife, I think Alfred is right, we have to change the girl's diapers] Thomas says confirming Alfred's words.

(Aaaaaah, I just shit in my mother's arms what a shame and also now that I think about it I'm a girl and not a boy.... What an idiot on my part to pay attention to that after so much monologue.... Although what a humiliation to celebrate my rebirth with a poop in my mother's arms) Federica thinks as she cries for the emotional damage she has just received.

[Well Alfred, change the girl's diapers and then take them to their cribs to sleep, they are surely tired] Says Mrs. Wayne with a smile full of happiness and affection.

[Of course, ma'am] Alfred sits down and takes the children in his arms and takes them to their rooms.

And well, that's how my honorable day of rebirth ended up ruined by a "shit".

I think I will never forget this humiliation.

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(N/A: Guys, I want to tell you that I decided to start, this new DC fanfi because it is one of the verses I love and I would also like to see more fanfis of these on the new web. I would also like to receive your support, either leaving your ideas in the comments or leaving information about DC that is from the comics, because the truth is that I only saw the movies of the Dc universe and I have no knowledge of the comics apart from the one I have obtained from the wikis. So if any of you read Dc comics, I would appreciate it if you could share your information and leave your ideas. Well, that's all, I look forward to your support, dear readers).