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prepubescent shakira:

damn

Really can't watch your mouth, can you Dobrik?

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Dave🥰:

Why should I?

I was only telling the truth

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prepubescent shakira:

Don't make me blush like thaaaaatttt

🥺

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Dave🥰:

Oh, I'll make you blush😏

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prepubescent shakira:

Is that supposed to be a threat?

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Dave🥰:

It can be

But it's definitely a promise

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prepubescent shakira:

Dear Lord David, you're too much🙄

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Dave🥰:

I know

And it's "sir" to you missy

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prepubescent shakira:

Mhmm, sure

Shy guy suits you better😂

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Dave🥰:

How the fuck does that suit me better?

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prepubescent shakira:

You could barely form a sentence when you asked me out😂

And don't pretend I'm not right😂😂😂

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Dave🥰:

Whatever Madeleine🙄

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prepubescent shakira:

Whatever Julien🙄

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Dave🥰:

Now don't you dare call me that😡

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prepubescent shakira:

You can't tell me what to do Julien!

I can do whatever I want🤪

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Dave🥰:

I'll make sure to change that when you get back

And that's a promise

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"I'm about to have a fucking heart attack." -Maddy