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[You have selected Konosuba. WARNING:You can enter for a maximum of 2 years, but can return at any time the month will have expired no matter what though!]

Grinning madly to myself, I feel as my body is being sucked through a very small hole, and before I know it I'm standing in an alleyway, listening to the hustle and bustle of the town. It seems rather crowded.

Checking my inventory, I notice my 50000 yen and the 11 ancient gold coins I earned from this week with the Spirit world work, has changed into. 110,050,000 eris.

"I guess I'm already rich." grinning, I start looking around town for the adventurer's guild.

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I find it after about 10 minutes of looking. I walk inside, and see a woman with massive honkerdonkerodonks manning the counter. I ignore the massive badonkerdonkeroos and say, "Hi, I'd like to register as an adventurer."

She smiles and replies, calmly, "alright, There's a fee of 500 eris to join." placing her hand out she expects the equivalent of 5 bucks, so I just hand it to her easily. while pretending to pull it from my pocket, I reach into my inventory and grab 500 eris from the giant pile of eris that was converted when I got here. "Okay, then, please take this literacy test and come back for your adventurer card."

She hands me a tiny book, I flip it open, as she hands me a ballpoint pen, which clearly doesn't make sense How the heck did they already have ballpoint pens? Isn't this a medieval world?

I shrug, and just chalk it up to reincarnated/transmigrated/isekaied people making it easy on me.

Sitting down at the table I notice the words inside are written in easy to read japanese. Seeing as I have lived in japan for the last 14 years, it's easy for me to finish the test.

I walk back to her and hand her the booklet. she opens it up, and quickly reads through it.

She then pulls out a large stamp and pushes it onto the first page where I wrote my name and my origin as "The island nation of Japan". She then says, "we get alot of new adventurers from japan, especially lately. They usually seem to fail fantastically or flourish greatly and no inbetween. I hope you are the latter case, Mr. Kimihara. now, place your hand over the orb so we can make your adventurer card." I grin as she places the adventurer card underneath.

"Oh wow, you have 3 rare classes here even. I've never even seen them before. You definitely have to take one of these! Oh my gosh look at these starting stats!" she shouts, as Everyone looks over.

I take a look.

[Spirit Enforcer- Description: master of scythe and martial arts. uses spirit energy in place of mana to destroy their opponents weather monster, demon or man using masterful strokes of a war-scythe or blazing fast kicks and punches meant to cripple or kill. A true army slayer.]

[Reaper- Description: the master of the warscythe, uses spirit energy in place of mana. can reap the lives of thousands of monsters in seconds. A true army slayer.]

[Bajiquan Master- Description: Master of the martial art known as Bajiquan, strikes their enemies with super fast strikes that are meant to cripple or kill.]

I obviously pick spirit enforcer, as I want to use both my fists and scythe. "Well, I'm gonna take this one as it seems that it's a mix between reaper and bajiquan master."

the receptionist smiles at me and says, "I look forward to working with you, my name is Luna."

I grin back, I feel eyes on my back too.

I look at where the glare is coming from and see a very disgruntled looking brown haired, plain looking Japanese guy who is probably Kazuma. judging by crying blue haired beautiful useless goddess that is obviously aqua, shouting. "KAZUMA WHY DIDN'T YOUUUUU HAVE 3 UNIQUE CLAASSES AT THE START EH?! WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE THAT POWER!? KAZUMA MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU PICKED ME INSTEAD! I WANNA GO HOME!"

wow, I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.