I'm not a shady mcshadester. Wiz is scary. A hidden threat.
"And you swear you're not a shady mcshadester trying to take advantage of me?" Yunyun asked as soon as she woke up.
four times.
"For the fourth time I'm not a shady individual. I'm a reputable new adventurer! look!" I handed her my adventurer card. exasperated.
Smiling happily, she says, "Okay! wow! is this a unique class? Spirit enforcer..."
She looks at my long list of skills despite me being only level 1.
[Stygian kata(advanced)]
[physical resistance(Intermediate)
[mental resistance(Intermediate)
[soul resistance(Intermediate
[poison/disease resistance(Intermediate)
[Curses resistance(Intermediate)
[spiritual bajiquan(Intermediate)]
[Electrokenisis(Intermediate)]
[flash-step(advanced)]
[Kekkai Barrier arts(intermediate)]
[Spiritual Cooking(Advanced)]
[Sleepless(Grandmaster)]
[Spiritual fasting(Grandmaster)]
She then started to cry out of nowhere.
-10 minutes later-
"Yes, you are a person I want in my party, there's nothing 'normal' about an arch wizard at all, I can't possibly look down on you!" I continue to assure her.
Her tears start to dry up, and I grin at her giving her a thumbs up. again.
Yunyun then nods with determination, never before seen(atleast by me).
she smiles up at me. "okay i'll do it!"
I nod and give her a hand and she stands from her sitting position with a tug of my arm.
"welcome to my team!" I smile genuinely at her.
"Cancel hide hostility. Cancel dimensional shredder." I hear from wiz as i turn around in a cold sweat.
"Were you charging spells at my back this entire time?" I ask nervously.
Wiz smiles happily. "I was, and if you do anything to my friend that she doesn't want or hurt her in any way, they'll never find the body!" she says cheerfully and then goes back to manning the counter.
My eyes bug out for a moment and then I nod furiously. I walk out and notice for the first time that none of the items in the shop are duds or things with negative consequences for using them.
In fact all of the stuff here is rather high quality with the only downside being the high level for use.
Yandere competent wiz? What is this even?
-Elsewhere in the 9th heaven of the Konosuba world.-
Unknown POV
!2 UNAUTHORIZED PLANESWALKERS DETECTED!
!FIRST PLANEWALKER DETERMINED TO BE BENIGN AND POSITIVE!
!SECOND PLANESWALKER THREAT LEVEL IS !!BEYOND DIEFIC+!! CONTACT BEING-X OR ANOTHER ADMINISTRATOR IMMEDIATELY!
The message repeated itself several times while a blonde woman in a Red cultivators robes sat above a mountain of corpses.
Each of these corpses were of divine nature.
"YOU MONSTER! You Can't do this! What have we ever done to you?!" Said the god designated being-X.
"Oh, you wouldn't remember me would you." A grin then split her face. "LIEUTENANT GENERAL TANYA VON DEGERICHAUFF REPORTING FOR DUTY!" she mocked, The man who looked like an asura with the face of a nutcracker paled. "Ring any bells?"
"NO! IMPOSSIBLE! You can't be! I sealed you in the 9th hell!" Being-X screeched as space shook, and then solidified.
"You tried. But when I entered the queue for the river of souls. My spark reacted immediately. So now you understand, BEING X! You have to go to hell now, I have no further use for a toy who just wants to live a peaceful bureaucratic life... Isn't that what you said when i finally won?" she asked, as she glanced around the office space. "You fucking hypocrite."
She then crushed his head in between her hands which were forged to be stronger than adamantine by about 10 million times.
"The black universe sect is a good place for me." she mumbles and then disappears.
Lights started to go out after her disappearance, like an old factory shutting down for the last time.
The angels and the lesser divinities in the lower heavens had no idea that the 9th heaven was shut down entirely.
All by one furious future antagonist.
***
It had taken a while, but we left Wiz' shop, and looked around. the sun was starting to set, and It was time to get accommodations at the guild. I'll hopefully sleep well.
Tommorow, we start questing.