Lessons on Violence.

"If softness has overcome your pickle, your balls she shall proceed to tickle." - Master Oogway.

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*Sniff* *Sniff*

Naruto woke up to a wonderful aroma in his room. He rubbed his eyes and looked around, his room was clean. He didn't clean his room often, actually, never the only time was when Satoru and Sasuke would visit and force him to clean up.

That means... Naruto immediately got off his bed and ran to the kitchen.

"Finally awake, you idiot." Sasuke's voice came from the table on the floor. At the stove was Satoru cooking something.

Seeing both of them Naruto smiled as his eyes sparkled.

"Get changed, after breakfast you two are going with me," said Satoru.

"Umu" Naruto immediately nodded and went to change. After a good breakfast which in Naruto's opinion was lacking due to the lack of Ramen.

"So, Satoru what are we doing," Naruto asked.

"Morning patrols, after which we will go visit your Jonin instructor in the hospital, I heard he was pretty roughed up."

(A/N: Gojo Satoru meets Hatake Kakashi.)

"Umu." Sasuke nodded his head.

"Also Satoru, when will part 4 be finished," Naruto asked an interesting question that got Sasuke's attention.

"Hmm, I would say in about a week or so, and I still have to do the coloring part so yeah."

"Umu" Naruto and Sasuke both nodded excitedly.

A few inches later...

Satoru Sasuke and Naruto were chasing a thief who had stolen the purse of an old lady, typical story. The thief was an ordinary person so he couldn't run that fast but he knew the twist and turns very well and was dodging like a football player.

Satoru tried to have him surrender and resolve this all through peace but,

"Peace was never an option, huh"

"Naruto Sasuke, let me give you a little lesson on violence." Naruto and Sasuke looked at him and listened attentively to receive the knowledge Satoru want to pass on to them.

"Lesson 1 - Violence is never the answer," Naruto and Sasuke were expecting him to say something that would deny violence but instead,

"It's a question and the answer is always yes"

"..... Heh"

"Lesson 2 - Violence, if it isn't solving all your problems you just aren't using enough of it."

"Lesson 3 - Always use violence quotes in such situations like blood for the blood god or peace was never an option duck edition. I have written them down in your reference guidebook."

Satoru then sped up and appeared right behind the thief and kicked his legs tripping him.

The thief sacred closed his eyes, he heard knuckles cracking, and he almost wet his pants.

"Satoru, what is all the ruckus about." came a voice of a middle-aged man.

"Father, I carved violence since peace wasn't an option."

"Oh god..." Fugaku facepalmed himself.

"Don't pray to that bastard he will never listen."

(A/N: You're insulting yourself here ya know.)

'Shut up, Sussy Baka Author who always stalks me.'

(A/N: ..... Okay.)

"Go finish your patrols, I will handle this."

"Thanks, father."

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After finishing his job Satoru went to visit Kakashi with Naruto and Sasuke. When he arrived he was greeted by the sight of Gai, Sakura, and a nurse who had just changed the IV dripper of Kakashi.

"Oh, Satoru. Long time no see young man." Gai was the first to greet Satoru.

"Long time no see, Gai-san youthful as ever I see."

Satoru then looked at Kakashi in his dead fish eyes.

Kakashi looked at Satoru's white blindfold made out of bandages.

In that instant, they felt something. Satoru approached Kakashi and stopped right in front of the side of his hospital bed.

The atmosphere went tense for a moment and both Satoru and Kakashi spoke simultaneously,

""Fellow comrade""

"..." Silence came once again before Satoru and Kakashi did a Kakyoin and Polnareff Handshake.

Then they proceeded to hug each other.

"We understood that reference." Naruto and Sasuke said at the same time.

"What a youthful friendship," Gai said as he wiped the tears building up in his eyes.

During this entire ordeal, Sakura was confused like the ignorant uncultured prick she was.

"Now that I think about it," Gai's voice caught everyone's attention.

"Don't you two look like long-lost brothers, who got separated in a park or something."

"Huh" Hearing Gai's thoughts all of them looked at Satoru and Kakashi and compared both of them.

White hair.

Something covering part of their face.

Have special eyes and have to cover them to not exhaust themselves.

Both are cultured. (Make-out-tactics and the like).

Both are strong and talented.

Unreadable expressions.

Now that they could compare them side by side, they did look familiar plus both of them have many similar characters.

"Now that you think about it..." Naruto spoke first.

"They do look similar... Kakashi-sensei, do you have something to say?"

"Eh?!"

"Kakashi-san... no, big brother" Satoru spoke this time.

"Please be honest who was our mother."

"Huh?!"

"Uh!!... I don't know I never, no no no no no, wait wait wait wait wait, I never said I was related to you."

"That's heartbreaking you know," Satoru said as he clutched his clothes where the heart should be as he fell to his knees.

"Anyways what are you here for, I am sure you aren't here to just tease me are you."

"Well, yeah, I am here to patch you up."

"Patch me up."

"Yeah, I have duties in the morning and evening and these guys have nothing to do for a week, so instead of them lazing around I thought why not have you their sensei train them, and since you are all broken up I had the idea of patching you up"

Satoru then put his hand on Kakashi's left chest and used Reverse Cursed Technique and in just a sec Kakashi was all good.

"Nice chest by the way," Satoru commented squeezing Kakashi's chest.

"...Uh... Thanks, I guess." Kakashi patted off Satoru's hand.

"Weird" Sakura said out loud.

"It's not weird, it's brotherhood," Satoru said as he put his finger on Sakura's lips and got his face way too close to her face.

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Fate series x JOJO got 2 votes, whereas FGO x JOJO got only 1.

If I get 50 power stones then I will post the first chapter tomorrow.

Also can you guys like recommend a photo for the Fanfic, because there are too many that I wanna choose😅.

And shout out to that random reader, for the amazing suggestion of pokemon for s*x. Now I understand why furries exist.