First meeting

I just finished this sentence when suddenly Batman, Captain America and Thor leaped in front of me, Batman took a bat knife and aimed at my jugular, Captain America has his shield that is in the direction of my stomach while Thor is aiming at my ribs.

As I don't want to completely destroy the jet, I do my best to avoid Captain and Thor strikes and let the knife touch me.

I quickly say:

"Calm down here! I come in peace, just in case you need help."

Captain seems surprised that I did avoid his strike but quickly recovers and says:

"Identify yourself or you will be apprehended!"

Me: "You can call me whatever you want I don't really care, but I can prove that I'm on your side."

Tony Stark: " How?"

"Just ask to the habitants of the city that you just left, I'm this late for the party because I cleaned the mess that you left behind... Saved probably 50 or more people. Maybe 100."

Stark: "Okay, we will believe you for the moment. "

"Thanks a lot."

Natasha interferes and seems more distrustful : "You will accompany us to the heliporter and there we will verify your version... Meanwhile, at least me and another one will always have an eye on you."

"Quite fair. I would not trust someone that appears suddenly like that either. So let's fly to the Shield headquarters!!!"

Natasha takes her gun and puts it at the side of my head "I never said anything about Shield!"

Me: "Yes but its existence is more like an open secret for some people... Every person a little high in the hierarchy knows this organisation."

Natasha: " You are less and less trustworthy you know?"

" Of course, but I don't want to hide basics things like that... And I don't want to act like I'm surprised by everything I see if I know about their existence beforehand. "

Tony Stark suddenly come between Natasha and me he surely wants to cool down the atmosphere that is very tense..." Okay everyone, everything is fine here, we will just relax, take some good wine, and take some rest at the headquarters... Be cool men! We've just beaten the bad guy and we've done a pretty good job if I can say it."

Me: "Good idea Tony! I will just sit here, right in front of this beautiful lady that I think she took a liking for me judging by the way she is looking at me... She is literally devouring me with her eyes!"

Batman: " I will keep an eye on you too"

"And who are you?"

"I'M BATMAN!"

"Okay man, no need to talk like this... Do you need some meds?"

Thor "I like you little man!!! Always being calm even face to enemies is the first quality of a good fighter!"

Me, Thor and Tony fist bump. I think it's the start of a true friendship.