Chp 1 not today truck-kun

In a studio apartment you can hear a young college student sigh out of frustration this man is Harrison Kaine an avid fan of Marvel and RWBY but unlike most college students he is taking care of himself by indulging in healthy activities that he dose enjoy such as cooking healthy food working out,learning Muay Thai,boxing and free running. Along with doing degree-by-examination so he can earn a bachelor in bio-chemistry,physics and a minor study in Classical electromagnetism, physiology , women rights and African dance

towards Spider-Man newest comic series and vol 1-8 of RWBY.

"Oh hell naw I know they didn't turn Peter Benjamin Parker, the original Amazing,Spectacular,Sensational,Rizz-tacular, Spider-Man (A/N say it with the hyphen) into a Cuckold by some sorry asshole named that shall not be named and is blamed and looked down upon for when he goes out of the way to save (' in my own opinion') worst love interests he has only to find out she has moved on from giving the excuse that that four years and some kids that ended up getting thanossed and still chose to stay with he who shall not be named. Then the man anger turns to sympathy towards the youngest of the two tragic hero's Oscar pine who was drafted into the worlds most dangerous divorce argument between an physical immortal witch who controls a deadly army of regular and mythical dark monster spawned from a gods nightmares and a possible old man who is going to take over his body with him unable stop this process other than taking the easy way out and with no one going out of Their way to solve this issue, then he gets kidnapped while Yang, Jaune and Ren stood their while he got thrashed, then to be tortured by magic via Salem for the password for the relic of knowledge, then to get his ass servilely beat by hazel.

"Watching this happen has made me frustrated I'm going on a jog to clear my mind."

Putting on his Skillet playlist he jogs for 45-minutes

"okay in calmed down enough let's get back ho-"

he's cut off by the scream of woman he turns to see a boy playing with his toy truck in the middle of the road about to be hit by a truck so he rushed into the street to push the boy out the way of the incoming truck taking the hit instead.

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SIKE!!!

Using his well developed reaction time along with the adrenaline in his system he also manages to throw himself to the side narrowly avoiding the truck

"Ha!! suck it truck-kun no reincarnation for me today"

he then went to check on the boy

"hey kid you alr-"

but he was cut if by some random woman who he deduced to be the boys mother

Random Karen

"oh my god Timmy step away from the man his people are dangerous"

to which he stared at the woman at the woman mother fuckerly and said.

"what do you mean by you people if it wasn't for this person you son would be a smear on the road Karen so you stop being racist and start keeping your eyes on your own fucking kid lady he almost died, while you were let me guess either on your phone talking to some big brollic black dude named Requis to pull a sheet over your head to skull fuck you or you were about to complain the the manager because they wouldn't take your expired coupons."

The woman was too stunned to speak.

so Harrison walked away to apartment to shower make some grilled chicken and rice and went to sleep.

Little did he know that just because he escaped truck-kun, he wouldn't survive the original isekai trope the isekaied all the dinosaurs METEOR-SAMA.