Ch124. Getting SS-rank 3

Rei groggily opened his eyes and the first sight that greeted him was the beautiful mess of blonde hair spreading all over his chest as Tsunade's cheek was blissfully snuggling into it while she was holding onto his waist with her steel-like vice-grip as if he was her lifeline. It always drew a smile on his face when he woke up to the gorgeous sight of naked Tsunade lying on him. Something in her just screamed happiness and contentment in these situations... must be because she was Senju.

'Yup, that is surely it.' Rei thought sarcastically, enjoying the warmth of her body pressing to him as tightly as possible without it being uncomfortable.

Rei's hand slowly rose and started gently caressing Tsunade's hair, not enough to wake her but enough to make her melt into him even more.

The separation was really hard on both Tsunade and Rei despite being together most of the nights. The longer it was, the more fidgety they became. Rei quickly assumed it had to do with the bond but this kind of weakness didn't garner much worry from him. He quickly understood that making Tsunade leave for Konoha was one of the biggest mistakes he ever made. He didn't even need the bond subconsciously telling him that. Just losing her warm and firm hugs through the day was a good enough of a reason for him to start hating the current circumstances.

But Rei was a man and a too prideful being to just tell her to abandon Konoha when she clearly quite liked working in the hospital no matter how she grumbled about it... he just couldn't do it. In the end, Rei decided to suck it up and wait until the war ended. After that, he didn't really plan on letting Tsunade leave his side for a few mo-, er, weeks.

As he pondered about these things, Rei suddenly blinked, finding himself staring at two honey-colored warm orbs staring straight at him with love and devotion that made him almost breathless. Yet another thing he missed about Tsunade. While Konan was definitely very loving, especially in their alone time, there was just something fierce and passionate in Tsunade that Konan couldn't match. Just like there was something calming and soothing in Konan that Tsunade couldn't dream to match.

"Morning." Rei whispered and smiled, realizing his fingers are still affectionately entwined with Tsunade's hair.

"Hi" Tsunade almost purred, propping herself up to give him a passionate morning kiss before she pulled her naked body upwards and sat on his stomach, giving him a show of her entire body. Needless to say, Rei was very interested, especially since Tsunade took his hand and put it on her left breast, making it squeeze a bit as she kept it there with her hand. "Wanna do some morning exercise?" She hungrily asked with delightfully narrowed eyes, seductively biting her lower lip.

Rei was really tempted to say yes, more so since he could actually feel just how wet she was, dripping her juices onto his stomach. In the end, however, he sighed and mentally cursed as he sadly shook his head. "I remember you just wanted to pop in to show us the Bingo Book and then go back and yet, here you are, after five hours of non-stop very passionate sex. I don't think we will stop today if we actually start and you still have some duties as the Head of Konoha Hospital." Rei ruefully said, making Tsunade frown and let out a long whine as she petulantly wiggled her hips.

It took a while for her to accept the situation but with an incredibly irritated expression, Tsunade relented. "Fine! But this weekend you are mine!" She grumbled, knowing well there was no way in hell that would come true.

Rei, knowing that too, just shrugged. It would, after all, come again to the good old fashioned rivalry between the four bonded girls. He just hoped it would be a brawl in the mud this time and not a freaking card game to decide which one of them will spend time with him. He wanted some good entertainment dammit!

'I could always suggest it?' Rei hummed to himself, a very suggestive smile started spreading on his face only for Tsunade to give him an unimpressed narrowed look.

"You are thinking something very punch-worthy right now, aren't you?" She asked in a dry tone, making Rei vigorously shake his head

"Of course not! How could I do that? You know m-"

"Yes..." She drawled. "And that's the problem. I know you." And rolled her eyes. Rei sweatdropped at that but Tsunade just chuckled and lovingly pecked him on the lips. "And despite that, I just can't stop loving you." She said happily, pulling herself away from her position of straddling his stomach. She now laid herself on his left side, just in time as the door opened and inside walked Konan who calmly marched her way to the right side of the king-sized bed. It didn't even take a hand gesture for her clothes to change into paper and being absorbed into her body as she, now fully naked, laid herself on Rei's right side.

"Morning, Rei, Tsu. We can start." Konan said with a small telling smile, causing Tsunade to stick her tongue out at her before pulling out the newest Bingo Book from her dimensional Inventory."

"I hereby inform you," She started playfully, "as of yesterday, both Rei of Kiri and Konan of Kiri are the newest SS-rankers in the Bingo Book for Suna, Kumo, and Iwa respectively. Their rank is apparently for wide-scale destruction of large forces alone." Tsunade summarized before snorting. "Bloody bullshit if you ask me." She clicked her tongue. "These two I know personally and they are as harmless as squirrels. About as cuddly too!"

"Yeah... everyone knows squirrels are just a tad bit too murder happy." Konan rolled her eyes.

"Evil too." Rei quipped, and with the hand under Tsunade's waist, he reached for her bottom.

"Only if you feed them coffee!" Tsunade exclaimed before yelping from the unexpected squeeze, a pink dusting appearing on her cheeks.

"And we all know you energized Rei a lot during the last night." Konan smirked at blushing Tsunade. "I could clearly hear you going 'ah, ah, faster, R-'"

Tsunade quickly reached Konan, covering her mouth with her palms but forgetting her state of undress as her chest squished itself on Rei's stomach, providing a very nice view for Rei. "Shut up, Konan! We both know just who is the biggest screamer of-"

"Mei is in the door." Rei said, making Tsunade's eyes go wide in horror as her head whipped towards the... still closed and locked door. Needless to say, she quickly turned to Rei, glaring, and about to scold him when she found herself held against his chest as his tongue invaded her mouth, her anger quickly forgotten. Rei pulled away, chuckling at Tsunade's silly smile, and gently chided. "Now... play nice, you two. Konan, Tsunade needs to go back to Konoha today. Don't try to goad her into a mind-blowing threesome. Not today."

Konan became mildly subdued after hearing that and gave a small nod. "I am sorry." She said before giving a quick peck onto Rei's cheek and standing up, walking towards the door. "In that case, I am going to fix a quick breakfast. After that nightly wrestling Tsunade had with you yesterday, she will naturally be starving."

As if on cue, Tsunade's stomach grumbled, causing her to flush even more as she did the only thing that would get her out of her current predicament. She stood up and... "Dibs on shower!" And just like that, the loudest member of the Konoha sannin ran from the room with her proverbial tail tucked between her legs.

Rei found himself alone in the room, still lying in the bed, and couldn't help but chuckle and shake his head at their antics. He took into his hands the Bingo Book and read his and Konan's new pages before chuckling some more.

'Now... I wonder what are the reactions of the important people to this new unforeseen development.'