I Don't Deserve to Have His Children
編集者: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Ling PingAn stared at the giant woman in front of him.
He scratched his head.
"Even though I always have trouble recognizing faces...and can't tell if a person is beautiful or ugly..."
It was true!
Ling PingAn had been this way since he was a child.
All women looked similar to him, regardless of their appearances.
Of course, he knew the social standards of attractiveness: V-shaped face, almond-shaped eyes, cherry lips, fair complexion, and curvy figure.
Nonetheless...
All women looked exactly the same to him.
He was never impressed by the so-called beautiful girls.
And he couldn't see anything wrong with the women other people considered ugly.
Because of this, Ling PingAn had secretly sought help from doctors. They'd told him that he had a rare disorder that only affected a tiny percentage of the population.
It was called prosopagnosia.
Allegedly, there was only one person besides him who had been diagnosed with this disorder in the entire Federal Empire, which had a population of over 2 billion people.
And there was no cure for this disease.
Fortunately, it wouldn't affect his health or disrupt his daily life.
It had only led to some difficulties when it came to his social interactions.
Nonetheless...
Ling PingAn watched the giant head that was bigger than several adult elephants stacked together approaching his face.
He was hurt and offended.
Ling PingAn took another look at the monster's body and felt deeply insulted.
On top of that, he was being insulted by a NPC in a game.
"Even though I've always been a man with a mild temper...
"That's in real life!
"I always throw heavy blows in computer games!
"Why don't you ask around in Summoner's Rift!
"Anyone who saw my ID would tremble in fear in the Bronze Division." [1]
Ling PingAn decided at once that he would make this person understand what it meant to infuriate an expert player.
He wanted to show her what a legendary gamer looked like.
He immediately sold all the Silver-grade equipment and materials that he had been planning on trading in the pawnshop after he finished playing in this Instance Zone.
It made his Point Certificates of Nightmare skyrocket to more than 60,000: a frightening level!
Subsequently, he spent those Point Certificates of Nightmare right away to activate the other two skills in his Skill Bar.
The Point Certificates of Nightmare plunged to less than 100.
Then he raised his head and stared at the mighty monster in front of him.
"What a pathetic little ploy. How dare you show off your skills before me!
He leaped up and bellowed, "Almighty Dragon of Heaven!
"Venerable Ksitigarbha of Hell!"
A Buddhist lotus grew out of his body.
...
Eyes wide, Chu Weiwei looked at the burly monk who was jumping high up in the air.
"What a pathetic little ploy. How dare you show off your skills before me!
"Almighty Dragon of Heaven!
"Venerable Ksitigarbha of Hell!"
Along with a thunderous roar...
Chu Weiwei received a message from the Mark of Nightmare: Your teammate MonkFahai activated the Aura of the Venerable Ksitigarbha of Hell.
You will also be affected by the Aura of the Venerable Ksitigarbha of Hell. All the negative status effects you have are canceled.
You've entered the area affected by the Aura of the Venerable Ksitigarbha of Hell.
All of your attributes have increased by 20 percent temporarily.
You have gained the Buddha's Bless status.
All of your attacks will be considered Sacred Damage.
Sacred Damage: Your damage to monsters, ghosts, and devils increases by 100 percent, with a certain chance to nullify the target's defenses.
You gained the Buddha's Protection status.
Buddha's Protection: No strike can kill you immediately. You will enter a near-death stage.
You will be invincible to damage that occurred after you entered the near-death stage. The invulnerability period will last for three seconds. You can't move, cast spells, or use any item during this time.
Reading the messages scrolling in front of her eyes, Chu Weiwei was stunned.
Previously, she had been worried and scared of the Pestilent Aura of Mauradon, the Princess Pestilence.
She had thought that the entire world would come to an end if such a monster appeared in real life.
But Chu Weiwei knew better now.
The monster would certainly be killed even if it came into existence in reality.
Masters such as the elder monk and the Commander in Chief were more than capable of subduing or even slaughtering this monster.
Chu Weiwei finally felt relieved after she had realized that.
...
Puzzled and confounded, Princess Mauradon stared at the man who had jumped in the air and pounced on her.
In her eyes, the monk looked like a human.
But, under his human shell, his body was built with tissues that were strong enough to make people lose their minds.
A source of ancient power and some unknown taboos were operating throughout his body.
These taboos were even older and more formidable than her father, Duke Ivy, was.
His sheer craziness and overwhelming strength had mixed together and created an ultimate temptation that no devil could resist.
In Princess Mauradon's eyes, the monk was the perfect mating candidate.
She believed that she would definitely conceive a child of evil with tremendous strength and infinite wisdom if she could mate with him.
All of a sudden, Princess Mauradon thought of something.
She straightened her massive body.
"That's right!
"I have to prove to him that I deserve his distinguished pedigree and ancient power!"
She believed that she had spent too much time here with the commoners.
And she forgot the tradition of hell.
A woman who wanted to have children with someone?
She had to prove herself first!
Only a powerful individual was worthy of mating with someone at his level.
The weak ones only deserved to be prey!
It was pretty common for devils to consume their own kind, even their siblings.
Mauradon herself had eaten her three sisters.
Therefore, the giant monster sprang up, facing the monk who was lunging at her.
"I will certainly prove myself!"
Determined and motivated, her huge body became quite flexible and agile all of a sudden.
The giant monster's tentacles transformed into sharp weapons.
She struck hard at the monk.
Then...
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Ling PingAn rained blows down on the weapons coming at him.
He dashed against the blades.
"Supreme Wisdom of All Buddhas!"
He'd activated his ultimate skill.
A golden lotus bloomed with each punch.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The sound of explosions echoed in the sky like firecrackers.
The deafening noise was almost like rolls of thunder.
Even the sky had turned dark green.
Chu Weiwei raised her head and watched the dark-green blood, flesh, and organs raining down from above.
The Mark of Nightmare sent her a message: You have witnessed the death of Mauradon, the Princess Pestilence.
The history of the Nightmare World of Pestilence had been changed.
Because of the death of Mauradon, the Princess Pestilence.
The embryos of pestilence couldn't continue to grow.
The embryos of pestilence were already dead!
The curse on the Beizhou Kingdom was lifted.
The connection between Alucard, the Blood River Overlord, and this Nightmare World was cut off due to the demise of Mauradon, the Princess Pestilence. Alucard would no longer be able to enter this Nightmare World.
The Nightmare Mission is finished.
The main Nightmare Mission, Find Alucard, has been accomplished!
Settling the current Nightmare World Mission...
At this moment, a huge head fell from the sky and landed slightly in front of Chu Weiwei.
The ferocious Princess Pestilence seemed to be alive still.
She opened her mouth and threw up a big pool of dark-green blood.
She was muttering something under her breath.
Chu Weiwei only understood her after listening carefully.
"I don't deserve...
"Indeed...
"I don't deserve...to have his children..."
With a loud noise, the giant head blew up into tiny pieces.
A rose-gold treasure box popped up in the same place.
The burly monk also landed on the ground.
He waved at Chu Weiwei and said, "Lucky one, come here and open the treasure box!"
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[1] Summoner's Rift and Bronze Division are terms in the League of Legends, another computer game.